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✨Crystal/JuneJems✨

@crystalosaurus.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, baker of treats, petter of dogs, player of video games, reader of books 🧋🍪🧁🎮👩🏻‍💻👻🇲🇽🇺🇸 💖💜💙

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/06/2026
the single biggest takeaway i have from this interview is that on top of being profoundly incompetent, bari weiss and her flunkies at CBS are genuinely terrible human beings. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
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Scott Pelley on the Bari Weiss Era and His Last Days at ‘60 Minutes’
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The Ghost Egg @theghostegg.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My ideal spawn point in my next life 🍀☘️
Digital illustration of a ghost sleeping in a bed of clovers. Three little ghosts peek out to look.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/11/2025
heeeeere's Carey!
The Shining meme but the axe is a microphone and Jack Torrence is replaced by sparkly holiday Mariah Carey
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2025
having Mr Beast and Elon Musk battle in the Thunderdome may not fix everything wrong with this country, but it would be a step in the right direction
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ace 🌑⛓️🔞 @acentrics.art · 17/08/2025
trust us bro #myart #nudity #censorship
A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 19/08/2025
New work, anti-AI artwork in watercolor. Handpainted, one of each artologica.etsy.com
blue and green watercolor brain image with text; No AI, only brainblue watercolor brain image with text: No chatgpt only brain
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The more complex my thoughts get, the worst my grammar get
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 05/08/2025
Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents. While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⬇️
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What Are My Rights During an ICE Raid?
Immigration law can be tricky, but here's what you should know.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 02/08/2025
I found her gofundme! She's already raised 41.5k of her 45k goal for gas, vehicle maintenance, phone/internet costs (for posting the videos), food and supply drives for the community, and emergency funds in case she gets into legal trouble:
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Donate to Support Angie in Protecting Our Latin Community, organized by Angelica Vargas
My name is Angelica Vargas, and I am the sole organizer and intended r… Angelica Vargas needs your support for Support Angie in Protecting Our Latin Community
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The only dangerous minority is the rich
Meme of a Caucasian hand holding a black button that says “ the only dangerous minority is the rich” against a background of a white wall and some plants
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Hershey says hey.
Hershey is a brown goat with white spots and blue eyes. He is sitting at a picnic table and looking at you, smiling.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Me: i'll have the eggs Cumberbatch please Server: *winks* it's Benedict btw Me: *winks* i'll have the the eggs Cumberbatch please Benedict
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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✨Crystal/JuneJems✨ @crystalosaurus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It’s too early in the day for me to lose my mind over this man LMAO but I’ll do it anyway!!!
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minty tear gas 🏳️‍⚧️ @nihilamacabre.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hamburger helps those who hamburger help themselves
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✨Crystal/JuneJems✨ @crystalosaurus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I will make this place the new tumblr so help me god
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i am always saying "i am always saying this" because i love to lie
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You wanna French kiss? Girl, the tariffs
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
so diverse the way he’s coming for gamers and drivers
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Dylan Lion @lionshue.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hands Off Protest in the Boston Common
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/04/2025
dick sucking factory closing down bc of tariffs, end of an era 😪
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 05/04/2025
If this was happening in another country they'd call this communism and proof of their lack of freedom
TheQuartering on twitter posting:

"You do NOT need the new iPad
You do NOT need the new Cell Phone
You do NOT need the new video game console

You WANT them

There is a big difference and if you look at the people whining about the tariffs I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affected in any way
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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
diagram of maslow's hierarchy of needs, a triangle with a top section of self fulfillment needs, mid section labeled psychological needs, and at the base, basic needs. the text of the pyramid has been removed and it says "cheese" across the whole thing
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
with May being just around the corner and the southeast already suffering from being under-warned in the last week from major tornadoes makes this so ominous i can't even begin to explain People are going to die.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nintendo naming Trump’s tariffs specifically here rules and I hope starts to radicalize at least a few people. Silly that this could be what does it, but hey it’s America baby. We love our cheap toys more than food or medicine.
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cronks @cronks.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Let the switch 2 prices radicalize you
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The penguins react to tariffs
Running penguin brandishing a sword
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/04/2025
I don't like how the world is currently being run by tech bros who had their minds blown by 'god spelled backwards is dog' and never evolved beyond that point
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 02/04/2025
Holding my Nintendo Switch in my arms and telling it that it is always going to be a Super Nintendo Switch to me- no matter what it's official branding ended up being
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
ACAB includes the uwu police
The uwu police
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✨Crystal/JuneJems✨ @crystalosaurus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Update: my bisexual ass now has a save slot for Neve 😅
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Newman’s Own stuff rules. Everything is solid quality, the pasta sauce isn’t Rao’s but it’s solidly above Prego, all the ingredients make sense, it goes to charity. This is what rich people should do. Elon is sending his sperm around or some shit and Paul Newman is helping kids from beyond the grave
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/03/2025
welp!
vending machine with a big sign reading
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH ICE CREAM
and a smaller handwritten one reading
No Ice Cream
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/03/2025
Office Space (1999) Dir. Mike Judge 📽️
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Lorelei King @loreleiking.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Me in the national security team group chat
Big Bird walking with Darth Vader and Star Wars storm troopers.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
What if tea... could piss? Introducing Kombucha
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
saying “we told you so” has never felt more joyless
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/03/2025
I feel confident in predicting history will judge this decade or so as the absolutely stupidest time in American history. Honestly our kids and grandkids will read about this time and be shocked that adults existed.
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𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒂 𝑯𝒊𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒊 🇵🇸🫒𝑰𝒏 𝑮𝒂𝒛𝒂 @monahijazi.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I love you all so much 🥹 I wish I had met you under better circumstances. Circumstances other than the genocide. Please, don’t forget us, even if we die. Keep talking about us, how much they tortured us, and how all our children died—burned, buried under rubble, executed, or...🥹🥹 🫂🫂🇮🇱
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
There are stakes whether or not you participate, organize and act. I’d rather face them standing up.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/03/2025
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
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David Fisman. @dfisman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
For many Americans, egging cubertrucks is now simply unaffordable
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 22/03/2025
saw someone call Pete Hegseth a "DUI hire" and frankly i must lol
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“When they go low, we go high” is dead and I want everyone who did this in hell.
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✨Crystal/JuneJems✨ @crystalosaurus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My friend recently (and hilariously) pointed out that Emmrich Volkarin is the first video game romance I’ve been 100% “monogamous” with. In her words: “you love being a video game slut but now you’re a committed woman” 😂😂😂😂 She’s right though 🥴
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Claudia Friedlander @voiceteachernyc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 15/03/2025
fuck off! get absolutely fucked!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
fun fact: Julius Caesar's last known words were, "why's everyone acting so fucking weird???"
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