Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialthe homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/10/2026a lot of posts on this site read like this to me 453617546
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialmaud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo 256206635186
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269501755
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695723411
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialeminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 17287171350
crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i get a free pass to kick him like a kickball 020
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026pissvortex 1219418
crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026snoopy and garfield is for kindly olds and normies respectively not for the crazy asses 010
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This morning I entered my office and found my pig had built ANOTHER pig using the very same office supplies from my drawer. Worse, they were huddled over a little post-it note containing a todo list with items like "SEFL-REPLIKATE" and "WOLRD DOMINASION" these pigs must be regulated and I need $60bn 26511
crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026im one of weeyum's storytellers and malk was one that me and my co-storyteller suggested so you actually kind of got three for three 230
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialMisty | warwick's pawsies @mistyflame1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026forget whatever other post i was gonna make, everyone look at this fucking gif i foundstatic.klipy.comWarwick from League of Legends Collapses onto BedALT: Warwick from League of Legends Collapses onto Bed 27238
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026in the same vein, 018830
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.sociale.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream 5469972638
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/01/2024FUCK why didn't I think of that 631836388
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialVins @varanidius.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Silent Hill 1 larval stalkers #silenthill #silent_hill 0105
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialVincent Becherer (BOARD ARTIST AVAILABLE FOR WORK!) @vincentbecherer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰 02513
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/06/2026 116748
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialdomino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026HEARTWARMING: This 11 year old developer still plagiarizes their games the old-fashioned way 5575171510
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialAmmnontet! @bleakvision.info · 15/06/2026wonderful game review. the same could be said of all things 4663211
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 09/06/2026dawg they booed through “The Star-Spangled Banner” to get to the president 142575332
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialBOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026If we’re being honest I’m not going to your event even if the flyer isn’t AI. I am going to bed. 1355
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialJoshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks 121030291
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026the fuck it will 13210697161
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialMir "Little Phoenix" Teiwaz 🏳️⚧️⚢ @ 7.56 @silverhorn.moe · 06/05/2026Has this been done yet? 04522
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialSb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Useful thing to use here 38102543000
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026-Losing the ability to make vital pieces of equipment so when they're destroyed they're gone -Feeding your troops >1000 calories of 'Surprise Meat' per day -Theocratic displays and masculinity elevated over operational efficiency Congratulations the US military, you are now in Warhammer 40,000 10915193
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialAndy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Happy April 28 to all who celebrate! 3359621849
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialJulie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Part 3 in my king/knight series, this one titled "Ministrations" 😁 👑❤️⚔️ 4431381072
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialpc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My 6 year old thinks he's hilarious and to be fair, he is 517226
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975) "Satan Taking a Break from Hate Crimes," 2022 Oil on dibond #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover 543788682
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialCriterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988) 16914172
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialMichael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you 103143333328
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialCrownedinMarigolds - Slowly Coming Back! 🎨✨🔥 @ladyofsilks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026More quick sketches! 0106
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialDusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 16/01/2025when i was a kid we would find a payphone and dial 1-800-GET-FUCK 1614
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 01/03/2026It probably looks amazing. 4671112
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.media.tenor.coma cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactusALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus 302725787
crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 28/02/2026love him joyfully pointing up the ladder like I BELONG UP DERE!!!!!!! IM SIV 110
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI 594692912
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialExquisite Corpse @funereel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Lurking in my friends' VtM campaign again. One of them is practicing resurrecting on a pigeon that's previously already been forced into a car grille and then resurrected once and killed again. This has been a highly divisive experience for the individuals present 15416
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialoutstar 🧛 "professional vampire simp" @outstar.bsky.social · 27/01/2026me and my anarch coterie when 1837959
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialGlassNinja @glassninja.bsky.social · 27/01/2026GM: "Hey, can you guys like, put some shirts on?" The humble Beef Brigade:media.tenor.coma tokyo mx logo can be seen on the bottom of a cartoonAlt: The Pillar Men 0202
Reposted by @crystallyzing.bsky.socialCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026the timeline this morning 636676