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@crystallyzing.bsky.social
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life is a cycle of hardship which only improves at the zenith of the wheel, which is dinnertime. also pfp by @ladyofsilks.bsky.social

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a lot of posts on this site read like this to me
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i get a free pass to kick him like a kickball
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pissvortex
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
snoopy and garfield is for kindly olds and normies respectively not for the crazy asses
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This morning I entered my office and found my pig had built ANOTHER pig using the very same office supplies from my drawer. Worse, they were huddled over a little post-it note containing a todo list with items like "SEFL-REPLIKATE" and "WOLRD DOMINASION" these pigs must be regulated and I need $60bn
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
taking in works of breenius
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
im one of weeyum's storytellers and malk was one that me and my co-storyteller suggested so you actually kind of got three for three
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Misty | warwick's pawsies @mistyflame1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
forget whatever other post i was gonna make, everyone look at this fucking gif i found
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Warwick from League of Legends Collapses onto Bed
ALT: Warwick from League of Legends Collapses onto Bed
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
in the same vein,
Lord of the Rings meme showing Theoden speaking to Aragorn, saying "Let this be the hour when we draw swords together." The next panel shows Theoden and Aragorn both holding some sick drawings of swords.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/01/2024
FUCK why didn't I think of that
listicle headline reading 
7 ways to eliminate depression from your life
#6: having fun
(photo of an ethnically diverse group of attractive young men and women laughing and frolicking in the sunshine)
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Vins @varanidius.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Silent Hill 1 larval stalkers #silenthill #silent_hill
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Vincent Becherer (BOARD ARTIST AVAILABLE FOR WORK!) @vincentbecherer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
Marge Simpsons, holding a lot of cash.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/06/2026
oneawkwardmom on tumblr: "Allow me to slip into something more comfortable. *goes into my house and closes the door*"
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chillsea @shewolfofvilnius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HEARTWARMING: This 11 year old developer still plagiarizes their games the old-fashioned way
"Gamers don't want it": Palworld lead says Pocketpair doesn't touch AI because players hate it and artists "like doing stuff themselves"
News
By Austin Wood published yesterday
"If the gamers don't want it, I guess that's it, right?"

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/survival/gamers-dont-want-it-palworld-lead-says-pocketpair-doesnt-touch-ai-because-players-hate-it-and-artists-like-doing-stuff-themselves/
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 15/06/2026
wonderful game review. the same could be said of all things
"This game is pretty good you just got to understand a few things first"
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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 09/06/2026
dawg they booed through “The Star-Spangled Banner” to get to the president
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If we’re being honest I’m not going to your event even if the flyer isn’t AI. I am going to bed.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
as the dark father intended
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Mir "Little Phoenix" Teiwaz 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @ 7.56 @silverhorn.moe · 06/05/2026
Has this been done yet?
The words "I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you." between 2 hamburger buns.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Useful thing to use here
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
-Losing the ability to make vital pieces of equipment so when they're destroyed they're gone -Feeding your troops >1000 calories of 'Surprise Meat' per day -Theocratic displays and masculinity elevated over operational efficiency Congratulations the US military, you are now in Warhammer 40,000
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!
A two-panel illustration.

In the first, a photo of Mussolini appears the wrogn way up.

Rebecca: "I can't tell what it is, Mr Squiggle."
Mr Squiggle: "That's because it's upside down, Rebeca!"

In the second panel, the photo is turned the right way.

Rebecca: "Oh! It's Mussolini!"
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Part 3 in my king/knight series, this one titled "Ministrations" 😁 👑❤️⚔️
The partially disrobed king kneels before his knight; he is helping remove the knight’s armor, with his head resting against the knight’s thigh as he carefully unbuckles the leg armor. His hair is loose and tousled and he is smiling. The image is cropped at the knight’s waist, but we can see that the knight is shirtless and that most of his armor had already been removed. The knight and reaches a hand down through the top of the king’s crown to run his hands through the king’s hair while simultaneously beginning to slide the crown from the king’s lowered head.
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pc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My 6 year old thinks he's hilarious and to be fair, he is
MySims character creator with "Pee Pee 67" in the name entry field
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975) "Satan Taking a Break from Hate Crimes," 2022 Oil on dibond #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/04/2026
A crude drawing of a person telling computer "say I am alive" 
Computer outputs "I am alive"
Person: "oh my god"
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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CrownedinMarigolds - Slowly Coming Back! 🎨✨🔥 @ladyofsilks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
More quick sketches!
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
when i was a kid we would find a payphone and dial 1-800-GET-FUCK
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It probably looks amazing.
A woman imagines her own skull. Text reads: "thinking about my beautiful and iconic skull".
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.
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a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus
ALT: a cartoon cat wearing a red sweater stands in front of a desert cactus
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crystallyzing.bsky.social @crystallyzing.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
love him joyfully pointing up the ladder like I BELONG UP DERE!!!!!!! IM SIV
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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
evergreen
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Exquisite Corpse @funereel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Lurking in my friends' VtM campaign again. One of them is practicing resurrecting on a pigeon that's previously already been forced into a car grille and then resurrected once and killed again. This has been a highly divisive experience for the individuals present
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outstar 🧛 "professional vampire simp" @outstar.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
me and my anarch coterie when
My players won’t play unless they are shirtless. It’s uncomfortable and I don’t know how to stop it.

So I have been playing this home brew campaign in a sort of Conan the barbarian setting. Most of my players are barbarians it’s been a blast but at some point one of my players said “it’s time to get serious” during a tough encounter and took off their shirt while screaming in rage. They proceeded to roll a nat 20 to the shock of everyone. Then one by one they all just got really hyped and started taking off their shirts screaming. They ended up winning the encounter it was a funny moment but ever since then they have been calling themselves the “beef brigade” refusing to play with shirts on.

I mean it’s cool that they want to get in character but I don’t really like this. Every time I tell them to not take off their shirts they get upset. They all start to flex and tell at me things like “you can’t stifle the beef” or call me “bad beef”. I just don’t know what to do or how to stop this. If anyone has dealt with a similar situation I would love some advice.
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GlassNinja @glassninja.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
GM: "Hey, can you guys like, put some shirts on?" The humble Beef Brigade:
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a tokyo mx logo can be seen on the bottom of a cartoon
Alt: The Pillar Men
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
the timeline this morning
Black dynamite declaring war meme, but instead of drug dealers, its americans.
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