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Crystal Ennis 🌈

@crystalkatart.bsky.social

311 followers 41 following 566 posts

💠AuDHD mess and artist 🏳️‍🌈🍃

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Look do you want to be in cahoots with me or not

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

First I have to feel the pain. Then I have to distill it down to its core elements. Refine it to remove any impurities, and then it can be melted down and turned into jokes for Internet Distribution.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we are the daughters of the monsters you couldn't mash

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?"
My brother in Christ,
the government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups,
and traffic children through proxy states.
If a junkie eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have ever done.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been stated that the President is making $2B a year.
That's $41.13 million dollars a day.
Let me say that again.
That is $41 million dollars a day.
And we can't afford food, gas, housing or medical care.
Revolution 2026

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nolan Wells didn't drown.
Stephon only had a L Emmett didn't whistle.
Philando didn't reach for a gun.
Trayvon didn't harass.
Sonya Massey didn't call the police to die.
Ahmaud didn't trespass.
Breonna never woke up.
Sean Bell didn't make it to the altar.
George and Eric couldn't breathe.
Rekia didn't pose a threat.
Laquan was walking away.
Kendrick did not roll himself up.
Mike Brown was only jaywalking.
Sandra Bland did not commit suicide.
Botham Jean couldnt enjoy his ice cream.
Tamir Rice didn't have a gun.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally leaving a group chat like Tim Robbins emerging from the Shawshank sewer pipe.

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Ima Wreque @davej54.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To me, these are basically the same person

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pretty soon it will be cheaper for me to snort coke and run where I have to go.
Image of a gas station sign, with gas prices over $6

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To be clear, I don't just loathe generative ai slop. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep sea mining, development that destroys habitats & corporations bulldozing ecosystems fer endless"growth". Also, fuck a data center.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Joie de vivre? In this economy?

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

C’mon guys.. does ANYONE remember America’s safe word ?

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

September is bisexuality visibility month
Please be on the lookout for bisexual people wwhen crossing the street, as we can go both ways

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Image of Uncle Fester Addams
“Be Gay, Do Crime, Free Palestine.”
Image of Morticia Addams
“Not just pretty words.”

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

mitch mcconnell looks like something rk jr would eat.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?
JD Vance: Couch?
Trump: Minor?

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Image of Ed Sheeran "This is going to ruin the tour"

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kash Patel really screwed the pooch in his
Senate testimony today.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Image of Metamucillini, where his neck looks VERY questionable
Image of Tom Jones singing below, captioned: "What's new pussy neck, whoooa ah whooaa...

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

dear macklemore, im sorry i tweeted that you should mackle less back in
2014. im glad you're still out here mackling.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[The Beatles in 2026] Woke up, fell out of bed, checked my phone to see if he’s dead

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

She’s a ten but she interru Me: listen! I’m an 11.

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"wHeNeVeR PeOpLe gO oFf tO CoLLeGe ThEy TuRn YoU
WOKE!!!"
Y'all are SOOO close to understanding the correlation between learning more and becoming less Republican.

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

December 24th 1988. Trump being rescued following the tragic events at Nakatomi Plaza
Pic from Die Hard, with Metamucillini photoshopped in, wrapped in a shock blanket

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

how it feels to express femininity as an autistic woman
Image of a praying mantis posing in a blue satin Victorian gown

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Coby Watts ® @cobywattsmusic
The neurodivergent paradox: won't message first, won't answer calls, avoids eye contact... but if you speak to them? Suddenly the funniest, most passionate person in the room. We're just waiting for a safe space to switch on.
Pic of Coby Watts wearing neon pink sunglasses and a matching hat on backwards

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I can't prove it but I just know Miss
Rachel can fight.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Imagine if we gave 2.5 trillion dollars to public high school art departments instead of ChatGPT Really makes you think

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A group of Gen Xers is called a trauma bond.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

why is there so many women w tats. where's ur self respect? where's ur dignity? where do u live? are u single? are u free this weekend? do u want to kiss?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don’t eat at McDonald’s. You might accidentally eat Mitch McConnell.

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My kid's school asked me to donate supplies.
Paper. Pencils. Hand sanitizer. Tissues.
I pay property taxes.
My state has a $4 billion dollar surplus.
The federal education budget is $238 billion.
And the teacher is buying pencils out of her own pocket.
And I'm sending in Ziploc bags.
We fund stadiums for billionaires with public money.
We fund schools with bake sales.
And then blame teachers when test scores drop.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

At the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing l'm fucking is autistic (pic of OG Tom Selleck)

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

But those were our emotional support queer icons

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thank you Empire State Building. NYC ❤️ Dolly.

Empire State Building lit up in bright pink in honor of Dolly Parton. Beautiful.

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

Be the person Dolly Parton would’ve wanted you to be: yourself.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

when i die in lieu of flowers pls eat something delicious

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's actually pronounced "jaslight,"and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"Can't win em all" Bro I would like to win at least one

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I feel like a bunch of us are extra tired for saying "I told you so" since the 80s.

Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Instead of asking "what do you do" I really recommend punching up any social function you happen to be at with
"so who do you hate here"

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"just lock in"
bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

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Crystal Ennis 🌈 @crystalkatart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the bread is poisoned and the circuses are too expensive

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