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@crystalclovers.bsky.social
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proponent of fruit salad.

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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
What's happening in America is that, in the most literal sense, internet trolls have taken over the government.
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
the rights of people who are disabled are a concern for EVERYONE. you are much closer to potentially needing protection from the ADA than you will ever be to amassing the same level of wealth as elon musk.
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I care about disabled people having accessible spaces. I don’t know any disabled people. I care about veterans with PTSD being able to get mental health care. I don’t know any veterans. I don’t have to be personally affected to care. in another timeline, that could have easily been ME.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/02/2025
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 01/02/2025
They say before you embark on revenge to dig two graves. That's in case you get Super Revenge, where you kill a guy and get his buddy too
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Benny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is so goddamn funny
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards
A classic Solitaire game doing that shuffle thing after you win the game; multiple cascading and overlapping cards across the screen. The green background typical for the game is visible. This is the zoomies for digital card games.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2025
i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
this reply is so perfectly fucking stupid it belongs in a museum
cait @cait.bsky.social • 6h
if the guy i see driving a cybertruck on my commute eventually drives that thing off a cliff i want you to know there's like a 90% chance it's bc whenever i see him i point and laugh derisively in his face

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Why? How do you feel about people laughing at transgenders, for example? Is either ok?
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/12/2024
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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raeshandalias.bsky.social @raeshandalias.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just in case you were wondering! Lock in!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2025
um
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
you’re in her dms, I have a reoccurring appointment on her outlook calendar. we are not the same
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I’m so rich (3 bluesky invite codes)
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
sometimes oatmeal is okay and other times it will send you right over the edge
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
my mom: you need to tell your dad that he needs therapy the girl ringing up our frozen yogurt: um do you have a yogurtland rewards number
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
hmm
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
you’re suicidal? eat a ham and cheese croissant. then check in with me
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
watched the entire show. where the fuck was that talking pickle
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.
An eBay listing of the original Baby Sinclair puppet prop from the hit ABC sitcom “Dinosaurs” on sale for $25,000.
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
bios millennial: “dog lover, film watcher, mother of 3. feminist. I write sometimes (link to substack about marvel movies not passing the bechdel test)” gen z: “19 | she/they | don’t test me i’ll fuck ur mom 🍄🏳️‍⚧️🍃✨🌸🌈🦋” alpha: M͊̋̅҉̝̱Ṷ̮͇̣͙̼͛̔͒ͧ͡M̩͉͔̫͆̎̏͡ ̸̦̟̳͔͎͚̓̓̐̋D̠̭̠̒̎̉͝Ȁ̞̥̪̙̝̮̫͂̾̄͟D͖̥͈̿ͪ̍͠ ̧̮̯̩̜͆B̘̹̭̜͍̂ͤ̒̾͜Ì̫̦̳̘͉̬͟Ṇ̹̜̰͇̺̠̅̈́̕ͅGͫ͑͌҉̦̫̼͕̮̭Ô̞̟͝ ̞͇̰͇̣̀͒͝Ḅ̗̮̘̹̗̥̒̂̓̀ͅL̩̬̤̪̫͈̊̃͞Ű̧̟͇̲̖̬̝͎ͩͧͅE̝̼͇̲͙͗̕Ÿ̸̥̥͕̥̽̓̔
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
me and my sib trying to figure out the jest that will get the most laughs out of the lgbtqs for this damn sky app
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
oooo you wanna jest so bad oooo you wanna chuckle heartily with your pals
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
moving forward i’ll only be introducing myself and sibling using our blue sky pseudonyms ex: “it is I, clover, and my baby brother pypo(!)” (finishing the sentence with higher inflection so as to verbally communicate the “!”)
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
just joined the super hot and sexy club (got my first tattoo)
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
looking for a she/they baddie heard this is the place to be
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
if you’re nt and want to know what having anxiety is like go play overcooked with acquaintances
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
coworker explains to me that threads will prevail bc “ig stories killed snapchat” “no,” I reply, “jojo siwa killed snapchat” no laughs :/
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
coworker asked for my tumblr and I had to mime putting a gun to my noggin to make it clear what I’d do first
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clover @crystalclovers.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
just found out that I’ve been unknowingly providing my little brother with silly words for his bluesky posts. those hahas were mine to earn. kinda orwellian when u think about it
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