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The United States has conducted a military operation that has captured and subjugated Pennywise the Clown

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this year for halloween i edited a copy of house 2 for watching with friends. every shot of bill maher was removed from the film, even his name in the credits. "the clean house cut". played like a dream. goes straight from the worm puppy to john ratzenberger swordfighting aztecs

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

when you see a funny post go big on here and see hundreds of quote tweets…you know there’s nothing but doooooogshit in there

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

everybody doing their vh1 commentary

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15h

who’s got two thumbs and just lightly tapped his cart into the most precariously stacked display of flower vases at the grocery store

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's so weird, because--and I know I'm a broken record on this--I was told in no uncertain terms this would not be happening, by one of the NYT's brightest stars.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i’m watching the new Carrie and there’s a scene where one of the high school girls is in the car with her bf and tells him she wants to finally “do it” that night and he gets excited and steps out of the car and you can see he’s wearing jean shorts

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the ideal dog setup is one obnoxious dog for tackling and doing wrestling moves on, one big dog for patting on the side like a horse, one old dog for nodding at in acknowledgment as a trusted consigliere, one baby dog for spoiling, and one small dog everyone can unite around as a common enemy

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

they should livestream every execution and it should override what everyone else is watching on tv or their phone. and it’s got those freaks from true crime obsessed in the corner mugging for the camera the whole time. it’s what this country wants

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the new ending for other mommy sounds like stupid focus grouped shit for babies and i didn’t even like the book that much

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026

Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

sir this gets you a follow!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

it’s fuck you friday

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

MY CUSTOM GTA GANG MEMBER: We gotta hit the high school auditorium Saturday. This local craft fair with all the painted pumpkins is popping. ME: No it has always been my dream to stay at home and safely masturbate. 🟡 Quest updated: A Weekend Without Hospitalization

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

when somebody is named carol it’s always pretty spot on

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i’m going to get plastic surgery to look like how that susan dell lady looked like before and everyone will think “well surely she’s real one and the other is fake” and give me money and federal contracts. I guess I’d have to pose as that guys wife too. maybe I don’t do it

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.

The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator.
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.

For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows,
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.

Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof,
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

exact same and it was never the case at all

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it’s embarrassing how comfortable people are being openly cruel and mean-spirited to somalis. not even limited to republicans in the slightest either

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a few days ago i was making small talk with a somali man about how welcoming everyone was when i stayed in a majority somali neighborhood and he immediately started tearing up and saying thank you. it didn’t feel good things have gotten so bad something that small could provoke that reaction

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i’m really happy with how my orks are coming along but they’re not ready to post yet. it’s like a debutante spending all those years to get ready for their big introduction. i think having a daughter is a lot like having orks

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i’m an independent voter who thinks democrats have gone too far with pronouns and DEI. but the way they retreat from defending themselves when the president calls them slurs…I can’t help liking both of them. hell where do I donate. links for the chickenshit candidate and the president please

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“i have a huge bulge coming out my ass”

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

just a scam economy top to bottom. throw your parents phone into a lake if you catch them reading this stuff

fake white house staffer with 22k patreon members

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the alt gov accounts should have all been banned immediately instead of making our most vulnerable morons that much dumber

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

everyone is dunking on that guy for saying he’d use ai to read books to his kid, but the wife who had kids with a dumb ai guy is blameless. cool cool cool

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Introduced my 3yo daughter to the Monster Mash this morning which she loved. Now she has the context to appreciate Nick Wiger’s best work which I will introduce her to next

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i’m wearing those giant monk beads because i think they look cool and everyone is googling whether or not i have to be cancelled. all anyone gets is ai results saying i look good in them and it’s getting everyone pissed off

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

is this Moby Dick?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

how long do you guys think you have left to be smug about universal healthcare over there

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

excuse me AMERICAN does your little puritanical mind know where the TURD BOWL is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 08/10/2026

people will just say whatever on this website

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

new season of the neighborhood listen

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

every now and then I meet someone whose whole vibe is gil from the simpsons and they’ll be talking my ears off about something and the whole time I’ll be thinking “damn the simpsons really nailed this type of guy.” but deep down i think everyone’s one bad day away from being a gil. except me

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

chalk tuah, draw on that sidewalk

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there was no force on this earth that was going to prevent me from helping our game studio get funded. this game fucking rules & i am so goddamn excited we get to finish building it on our own terms. plenty of hard work ahead, but so grateful I get to keep enjoy doing it at @gardens.dev

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

in the grim darkness of the far future, it was a different time then and does not reflect who i am today

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i didn't like the solid two-feet-planted pose of the new 40k ork Dakkarig, so i reposed it to a more rickety-looking grot rig with a loopier Killa Kan vibe. The banner isnt perfect, but then it's my first time trying to paint an album cover on a space the size of a penny

🎵 his name is Gobbo, and he's friends with Arkhan Land 🎵

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