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CRUMPe

@crumpe.bsky.social
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Loves the unknown, and trying to educate myself/others while everything is on fire. Fighting fascism through dumb jokes

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2025
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/07/2025
There's a lot of talk about medicaid in the big awful bill but hardly anyone talking about how it will turn ICE into the largest law enforcement agency in the country and world's largest jailer. This is the equivalent of the enabling acts and will be the start of an ethnic cleansing campaign.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 30/06/2025
The White House has ordered the US Dept. of Justice to prioritize denaturalization: voiding the citizenship of US citizens. Who will it denaturalize? "Any" case that it "determines to be sufficiently important". Point 10 leaves the criteria opaque and arbitrary. substack.com/redirect/169...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The Flyer. 1/4
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
COOL!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
We are going to see this administration escalate even further on immigration as they fail to hit the outrageous numbers that Miller is demanding.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
In San Antonio today, plainclothes ICE officers (not masked this time) arrested, handcuffed, and zip-tied a family of five (yes, ALL of them, including the little children) coming out of their immigration court hearing — which ICE had just had dismissed. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...
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Agents zip-tie kids in new immigration crackdown in Texas
At least three children were taken into custody and zip-tied at the San Antonio Immigration Court.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2025
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 31/05/2025
This is genocidal. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/h...
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Trump Administration Ends Program Critical to Search for an H.I.V. Vaccine
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Hey @clmazin.bsky.social I have a pitch for you: CHERNOBYL II: BIG BALLS’ BAD DAY
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/05/2025
this entire paragraph is Stephen Pinker openly saying, "I think race science is real and correct."
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NPR @npr.org · 22/05/2025
By @alejandrabee.bsky.social The House and Senate both voted to loosen regulations on air pollutants like dioxin and mercury, which are associated with higher cancer risk.
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Congress moves to loosen toxic air pollution rules
The House and Senate both voted to loosen regulations on air pollutants like dioxin and mercury, which are associated with higher cancer risk.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Twelve years (and 2.1 billion views) ago, when my brother and I decided that we could make videos that could maybe help people in their high school and college educations and then give them away for free, no one was there to tell us we were crazy, and I am very glad for that...🧵
The Crash Course YouTube Channel
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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters. www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
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Regulations.gov
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/05/2025
Let's go!!! www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Yosemite climbers unfurl transgender pride flag on iconic El Capitan
The group of LGBTQ activist climbers said the flag, which is 55 feet by 35 feet, is the largest ever displayed on the face of the world-famous rock climbing destination.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Unspeakably evil. Anyone who continues to defend the actions of this genocidal state deserves an eternity of pain and suffering
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/05/2025
I want every gay person that doesn't realize that transgender rights and gay rights are interconnected to read this story. A far-right judge just erased your rights against harassment in the workplace along with ours. We are in this together and there's only one way out.
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⋄⊰ 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚗 ⊱⋄ @fangs.transgender.quest · 14/05/2025
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
GOP plans to increase the tax rate by 74% by 2031 for people earning $15,000 yearly.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/05/2025
they lied to everyone, over and over again, so they could pay no electoral price and then ban mifepristone anyway and once again there will be no long term consequences for their credibility because the people who run the media like them and want them to succeed
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/05/2025
Here's actual antisemitism! But it won't be seen that way because it's not a college student wearing a keffiyeh.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 14/05/2025
Please do not fall for these lies. RFK Jr has cut funding to Long COVID research, disbanded Long COVID committees, and spread misinformation about COVID vaccines and treatments. He can not be trusted to meaningfully advance Long COVID treatments, and will only exploit vulnerable communities.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Panel 1: A wolf dressed as a sheep with a yellow ribbon around his neck is dancing in a circle with a bunch of actual sheep, hands joined. They are all laughing merrily.

Panel 2: Closeup of the wolf laughing, having a good time just dancing together.

Panel 3: Still that closeup but he he now tied up in the dark somewhere.

Panel 4: We zoom out to see that he's tied up sitting on a rock in the forest, with two other wolves from his pack standing to either side of him. One is saying "we're definitely gonna have to do some 'de-programming' here."

Panel 5: The other wolf puts his head on the sheep-wolf's head and says "don't worry, buddy! We'll get you back to your regular wolf self in no time."

Panel 6: All three of them are now dressed as sheep and dancing in the circle.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Reading headlines like "stock market soars as tariff deal reached (it's still at 30 percent)" really hammers home how any economics bigger than buying milk at the local corner store is built entirely on vibes
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
RFK Jr talking about the need for doctors to know how to treat measles for those who are unvaccinated. “Only very sick kids should die from measles.” No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die. Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 12/05/2025
Crazy how long this conversation has been going on
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/05/2025
thinking of every other corruption scandal in the history of the presidency and comparing them to the first three months of Trump 2.0 and slamming my head on the desk until I go unconscious
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/05/2025
Beyond the open bribery, it's insane to use a foreign gifted jet as Air Force One from a security standpoint alone.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am putting down the lathe of heaven
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Science Magazine @science.org · 09/05/2025
Exclusive: National Science Foundation staff were told today that the agency’s 37 divisions—across all eight directorates—are being abolished and the number of programs within those divisions will be drastically reduced.
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Exclusive: NSF faces radical shake-up as officials abolish its 37 divisions
Changes seen as a response to presidential directives on what research to fund
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Panel 1: A wolf is in a sheep costume with a yellow ribbon on the neck. He's in a flock of sheep. He's thinking "Hehehe... They don't know I'm really a wolf."

Panel 2: A few of the sheep have approached the wolf. One is touching his 'wool', saying "oh my gosh, your wool is so soft!" Another is touching his ribbon, saying "and your ribbon is so pretty!"

Panel 3: The sheep are pulling him along with them somewhere, saying "c'mon, let's go dance in the meadow!" and "let's dance and graze!" He is smiling and beginning to blush.

Panel 4: Two wolves are sitting at a campfire. One has his head in his hands. The other is saying "It's been 4 days, where the hell is he."
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2025
once again my full throated support and endorsement for any democrat who pursues criminal legal accountability for the DOGE boys. and i’d be fine with shipping these guys to the Hague
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Steve Liesman @steveliesman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Brilliant to eliminate Energy Star, a program that costs $32m but delivered $40b in annual savings. None other than the US chamber of commerce tried to save it as a model of business/government partnership. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/c...
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E.P.A. Plans to Shut Down the Energy Star Program
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/05/2025
1. The Supreme Court has allowed a military ban that calls transgender people inherently "dishonorable" to go into effect. This is a devastating ruling that opens the door for much worse. I detail what this means for trans servicemembers in my latest. Subscribe to support my journalism.
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SCOTUS Allows Military Ban That Calls Trans People "Dishonorable" To Go Into Effect
The decision was opposed by justices Kagan, Jackson, and Sotomayor.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Sorry this is so funny to me.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Being a leftist is fun because it's mostly you and your buddies very loudly saying "this system doesn't work and if we don't do anything about it shits gonna get bad" only to be told "shut up don't be unrealistic" and then shit gets bad and those same people are like "wow I hope you're happy."
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
No matter how bad you imagine smallpox was, it was worse than that.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
reup a classic
mister cries at work @mistermoviespod
every System of a Down song is like— i'm the mushroom man, i'm the mushroom man. oh ho! oh! oh! In June 2003, Amnesty International published reports of human rights abuses by the U.S. military and its coalition partners at detention centers and prisons in Iraq. [26] These inclu-
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2025
reminds me of the time when trump ranted about how he hated that Parasite won movie of the year. trumps whole politics and administration is just “old man yells at clouds”
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Trump says movies produced outside the U.S. are a national security threat. So he’s imposing a 100% tariff on all movies that are “produced in foreign lands.”
The Movie Industry in America is DYING a very fast death. Other Countries are offering all sorts of incentives to draw our filmmakers and studios away from the United States. Hollywood, and many other areas within the U.S.A., are being devastated. This is a concerted effort by other Nations and, therefore, a National Security threat. It is, in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda! Therefore, I am authorizing the Department of Commerce, and the United States Trade Representative, to immediately begin the process of instituting a 100% Tariff on any and all Movies coming into our Country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!
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Richard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Inspiring celebration of David Attenborough from Kate Winslet and many others - and a much-needed reminder to stand with science www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Happy birthday, David Attenborough! 99 ways he has inspired us, by Barack Obama, Billie Eilish, Morgan Freeman – and many more
This week the presenter turns 99. To celebrate, we asked 99 nature lovers – including Margaret Atwood, Jane Fonda, Bono, Kate Winslet and Michael Palin – how he has helped us see the world with fresh ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Fuck RFK Jr for his beliefs generally but especially fuck him for claiming to care about anyone’s health but shrugging his shoulders at this so he can complain about autism some more
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
look, if someone compared my halal restaurant to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem I'd put that in all my publicity
Rep. Mike Collins having an autoerotic meltdown to finding out there's gonna be a change in the House cafeteria. Tweets: "They’re replacing Steak n Shake with a halal restaurant. 

This is equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th century." 

LOL, calm down you bonerkilling numpty.
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Zack Labe @zacklabe.com · 02/05/2025
I keep saying this... both operationally and in research, the situation is still much worse than most people seem to realize or want to accept.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/05/2025
"When [DOJ] lifted a school desegregation order in Louisiana this week, officials called its continued existence a 'historical wrong' and suggested that others dating to the Civil Rights Movement should be reconsidered." They said desegregation was a "historical wrong." www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/u...
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Justice Department ends Civil Rights-era school desegregation order in Louisiana | CNN
The Justice Department is lifting a school desegregation order in Louisiana dating to the Civil Rights Movement, calling its continued existence a “historical wrong” and suggesting that others across ...
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.
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