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Chris Edler

@crixsettler.bsky.social
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If it has wheels, wings, or pinballs, I may know something about it.

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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 4h
I hope another person at the gas station recognized this rare event.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oven temp could be 666
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We sure this isn't a Tim Heidcker bit?
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recognized it immediately. Probably because every time I see one in real life I take a long stare and imagine version of myself who owns one.
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cards fan rooting for you guys!
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only thing out of Dems’ mouths for the next six weeks should be: Donald Trump single-handedly drove up gas prices by starting a senseless war, and it will only get worse if you re-elect Republicans
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DogLove3 @doglove3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Luke and Obi Wan and droids standing in front of a sign saying welcome to Jefferson City. Obi Wan says “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think if that first picture was zoomed in to just the headlight, it'd still be a dead giveaway.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rural Illinois has Casey's. The Illinois metro east area around St. Louis has Quik Trip....we don't need Buc-ee's
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The stupidest fucking thing you've ever heard *so far*
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel like I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded gun. #diarrheasummer
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" sitting at a bar talking to the ghost of a bartender
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA is out of the World Cup. The 'Murica 250 fair and air show is over, he's got to do something to get the attention back on him.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
A Sea Harrier FA.2 facing the camera on a post that says: Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from.  Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
By the looks of the rest of that parking lot, you have died and gone to heaven.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is the one that finally got me.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is officially the first America 250 item to stir some pride in my heart. #StLouis
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Re-hub St. Louis but not like this.
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ounɹq @nosuchuser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
F1 in Canada but make it Mario Kart
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What about a Plymouth Laser?
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bonus dog
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The extremely rare catcopus.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Can I pay in HEI points?
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That 2nd picture is giving Geo Storm vibes
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Even luckier for Carbondale, IL for those 7 years. It was fun to be the center of attention twice.
Map showing Carbondale, IL as the crossroads of both the 2017 and 2024 eclipses. Go Salukis.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@ItsBCJim

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cordoba+Red Lobster= 1 Classy date night
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper that says you are technically correct
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper that says you are technically correct
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Remembirds @remembirds.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
On this date in 1997, 38-year-old Willie McGee hit his first career walk-off home run in the Cardinals’ home opener … www.stlredbirds.com/2022/02/21/w...
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Took me a second to realize this was a color picture.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Good news Browns fans
NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
What is the military equivalent of transitioning into a decent outfielder?
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Matt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Oh and there is the Walker Aviation Museum at the airport. I haven't been there so I can't say if it's great or not but I'd imagine any aviation museum in Roswell would be worth checking out.
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If you have any interest in aviation, go drive down to the roswell airport and check out all the retired airliners sitting in storage. You cant really get up close or take an official tour but you can see row after row of them sitting off in the distance if you drive up by the terminal.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
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Napkins X @napkinsx.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
well it's a false dichotomy but i guess my pick is bowl. either way dinner is ruined but at least i'm not cleaning up a bunch of loose soup. oh for the big game? in that case, only time itself can ever wi— ok wait sorry come back. Seahawks by two scores. you gotta admit death comes for us all though
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Chris Edler @crixsettler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yep. FedEx Sr72
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 26/01/2026
Finally, the ultimate #AvGeek x Transit mashup. I think that's a Rolls-Royce Viper, a turbojet originally manufactured by Armstrong Siddeley dating back to 1951!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I don't know who made this. It wasn't me. But I had to share it
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