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Crista Anne

@crista.bsky.social
2.3K followers 1.1K following 7.2K posts

a queer sex writer & educator (she/her) who is tired of writing bios and biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable. rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL 🔞: this account is not suitable for children, especially mine

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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 12/05/2026
THESE ARE GOOD JOKES
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's true & one of my favorite little pleasures
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There is no real difference between “spicy content” and “pornographic” content. This policy is flimsy dangerous bullshit.
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
spire, letting his inner black-eyed demon show
a black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a sofa armrest, looking adorable, with his eyes only showing black pupils
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/05/2026
I also co-own @theflytrapmedia.com and we could especially use monthly subscribers right now. Here is that link: bsky.app/profile/thef...
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/01/2026
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Aloe Virile is available! It's a plant-themed dildo, dilator, and training toy that lets you choose its girth. It's my most advanced design to date, and a perfect way to celebrate ten years making silicone toys for you all. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
A plant-shaped dildo with distinct concentric leaves on a windowsill among real plants.the same plant toy on a banister among some gems and plants, with the outer layer of leaves peeled away to reveal another layer.the same plant again hanging in a blue macrame sling, with both layers of leaves peeled away to reveal a central stem and bulb. it's in a terra cotta colored silicone pot.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Michael Tracey is obsessed with smearing Epstein victims and reframing the case as a “moral panic.” Last night he reportedly yelled at Pulitzer winner Julie K Brown about Epstein until he got escorted out. If only victim-blaming was unacceptable and intolerable in elite media spaces to begin with.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The dildo store is out here doing more than Mayor of Minneapolis yet again. @smittenkittenmn.bsky.social has secured a match of up to $250K in Rental Relief Funds from the Wilson Foundation. Donate & share! LFG!!! ❤️‍🔥 www.gofundme.com/f/smitten-ki...
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Donate to SMITTEN KITTEN X NHN RENTAL RELIEF FUND, organized by Anne Lehman
TLDR; SMITTEN KITTEN FINALLY HAS A WAY TO TAKE ONLINE DONATIONS FOR RENTAL ASSI… Anne Lehman needs your support for SMITTEN KITTEN X NHN RENTAL RELIEF FUND
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Rach FlowerSong @springrainbloom.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you’re in the US, please consider adding this to your list of actions.
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is painfully accurate. A lot of what’s going on now has roots in the online radicalization that happened with Gamergate. (Gamergate, if you’re not familiar, was what happened when young white guys realized they had to share the Internet)
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 14/06/2025
The Minnesota shooter reportedly had a hit list of almost 70 people, including abortion providers and abortion rights advocates. Just this week, a House committee advanced a bill that would repeal a federal law protecting abortion clinics www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
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Police found a hit list in suspect's car with nearly 70 different targets including abortion providers
From CNN's John Miller
Law enforcement found a hit list in the Minnesota suspect's car that contained nearly 70 names, a law enforcement official briefed on the matter told CNN.
The names included abortion providers, pro-abortion rights advocates, and lawmakers in Minnesota and other states, the official added.
Law enforcement also found a Father's Day card addressed to the suspect in a bag full of ammunition, the official said.
A second official briefed on the case echoed the targeting of abortion providers to CNN's Holmes Lybrand.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It isn’t lost on me that the suspect in the assassination of one of the most prominent women in Minnesota politics had a target list with abortion providers and advocates. Misogyny is deadly. My heart is with the victims, their families, and everyone affected.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/06/2025
"The assassin was masquerading as a cop" If they don't know his identity, how are they sure he isn't a cop? Sincere question.
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hey gang, take it from a comms professional: THE TIME TO PUBLISH THAT BAD NEWS IS NOW NOW NOW
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/06/2025
love that none of this is happening on this website
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Ruth Kapelus @ruthkapelus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Norm McDonald on Weekend Update saying: now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Anyway, this is Clawdis, my shoulder mounted attack kitty
A smiling crista with long pink hair, wearing a black dress and a light blue shrug, with a black fluffy kitty perched on her shoulders
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The brain will not engage. I’ve fed it the proper mix of drugs, it is jam-packed with dopamine and other delicious neurochemicals, and sure, sleep didn't really happen last night but when does sleep happen in these perimenopausal years??
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Supernova Momma @supernovaparenting.org · 10/04/2025
I just said in a presentation today that they are seeing and hearing more about autism because autistic people were allowed to live, have sex, and be supported.
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yep. They’ve literally made it so like you can’t even afford to not work through a disaster.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/04/2025
I've wanted to do an episode of the pod about Barstool basically since our founding and now we've finally done one. I can't wait for you all to hear it!
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 10/03/2025
In my posting flowers era
Beautiful double daffodils that are bright yellow flowers with lots of petals and green stalks
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Thank everything that the goats who lived next door for the last three years have moved on - cause if I randomly heard goats bleating in the background of my life I might lose my shit. (more than I’ve already lost my shit in face of ✨the horrors✨)
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ignoring the outside world to hyper fixate on Severance for the next two weeks is my mental health wellness plan.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 26/02/2025
Bezos announcement with alt text:
I'm writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages.

We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We'll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others.

There was a time when a newspaper, especially one that was a local monopoly, might have seen it as a service to bring to the reader's doorstep every morning a broad-based opinion section that sought to cover all views. Today, the internet does that job.
I am of America and for America, and proud to be so. Our country did not get here by being typical. And a big part of America's success has been freedom in the economic realm and everywhere else. Freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion - and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity.

I offered David Shipley, whom I greatly admire, the opportunity to lead this new chapter. I suggested to him that if the answer wasn't "hell yes," then it had to be "no." After careful consideration, David decided to step away. This is a significant shift, it won't be easy, and it will require 100% commitment — I respect his decision. We'll be searching for a new Opinion Editor to own this new direction.

I'm confident that free markets and personal liberties are right for America. I also believe these viewpoints are underserved in the current market of ideas and news opinion. I'm excited for us together to fill that void.

Jeff
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/02/2025
I wrote about the very violent, very public detention of a woman for interrupting a speaker at the Kootenai County Republican’s town hall on Saturday. In Idaho, the lines between Republican politics and political violence are thinner than they are in some places; this is a terrifying escalation.
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This Shocking Moment at a GOP Town Hall in Idaho Is a Foreboding Sign
Private, unidentified security personnel dragged a woman out of the event. It raises questions not just about tolerance for dissent, but also who gets deputized to do what.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 25/02/2025
Porn is worth defending on its own.
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Reproaction @reproaction.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Medication abortion, also known as abortion pills, can be taken using two methods. One method is with mifepristone and misoprostol, another is misoprostol only. #Reproaction
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
WELP There went whatever is left of public health infrastructure in this country
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
feeling the enormity of it all today.
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I look at the news for the first time in a few days just in time to see RFK confirmed. My timing continues to be undefeated (at eroding my sanity) Back to writing about…not this
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Good morning, beloved skyline. I hope y’all are well. A year ago last night, a handsome man took in a feral pink-haired creature who showed up on his doorstep, and they lived happily ever after 🩷 The last year has been one of the hardest of my life, but this little bit of magic is glorious.
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Bit of brightness in ✨the horrors✨ - Got to spend a chunk of the afternoon talking to a college class about how comprehensive sex ed is a vehicle for social change, and my heart is full.
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Incredible thread.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
All right, time for the reason we are all here: roasting Drake in front of the largest North American audience of the year
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 10/02/2025
Did someone hex the Chiefs
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i’m in my 40s and slept on the wrong pillow last night, so obviously, I have had agonizing back pain all day. i think i’m watching the rest of this from bed with a heating pad and muscle relaxers
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Mahomes getting sacked by his own line was not on my bingo card, but i love it
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Fuck, that was beautiful
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025
Tom Brady is one of our greatest living examples of the fact that you can be the best in the world in one particular field and absolute dogshit at everything else
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Crista Anne @crista.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Okay, it’s not just me??? There’s something off about Brady’s face since the reg season??? Right??
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