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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 15h
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Hiro 💤 @1275hiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#看板の写真があったらあげる ど れ に し よ う か な
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if there was a whole game like that one scene from fast 6
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Fast & Furious 6. Weird perspective.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(yeonmi park pic) did you know if you call this AI slop they ban you from the thread on resetera
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
We are seeing a dumbing down of television.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
An eagle eyed viewer might be able to see the wires.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look on the bright side! you couldn't go through a dark night of the soul if you didn't have a soul
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
[ghostly whispering]
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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Lusamine's Feet @crisptennisshorts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the God Of War reboot is evil but I think there's a reason gamers and games critics resonated with that particular redemption story so hard
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Rotten Tomatoes @rottentomatoes.com · 30/09/2026
First poster for #Ted: The Animated Series - premiering December 17 on Peacock.
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's only a glitch. A temporary setback.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 30/09/2026
You know, my books are all essentially about "what ifs".
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cop who doesn't need to eat or sleep.
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Lee @vaneekara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cops on TV talk shows blabbing about what they learned at a “How To Spot Satanic Cults and Sorcery” conference, on our dime, instead of testing rape kits.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was an episode of the real world road rules challenge where they were suspended 19 stories in the air and Julie thought the best way to win was to yank on Veronica’s safety harness as everyone screamed at her to stop because the real world road rules challenge wasn’t worth it
Julie yanking on Veronica’s safety harness
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If humans have the right to reproduce, then cats have the same right, too. If some people here claim to support equality, they have to uphold it under all circumstances and conditions.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
God, I wish I was hitting the wards with those young bucks
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
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Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lusamine's Feet @crisptennisshorts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you wear this in Italy they arrest you
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
Mike Johnson says opposition to data centers "is a Chinese psyop. I really believe that. That's not a conspiracy theory."
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
[Sanchez] Get lost.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Autumn @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io · 28/09/2026
me when I need to send emails at my email sending job
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using…
CON: Doesn’t cry when you yell at it
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think this helps mr paxton
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool. Sucks they didn't try to do something that could stop this. Like hold people accountable for an insurrection when they did have the power to do so. And even in states where they do have power, they seem to keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Like CA. Now WB is owned by maga too.
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 26/09/2026
They should let you verify your age by giving you a random string of characters that you temporarily put on your something awful profile page.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 26/09/2026
that the so-called "powers that be" became too scared to show it
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
¶ I'm a one-track lover ¶
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
ok but how many of these so called ‘100 best tv shows of the century’ had illegal sold out stadium screenings in mexico for their finales. that’s what i fuckin thought
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hedonism takes different forms. for example smoking weed and reading wikipedia is 100% hedonic to me and other people of good taste. creating cryptic notes files on my phone that i cannot read the next day is another form of pleasure. now it's a puzzle. which i also love. pure hedonism
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you see a product at a store one day and it's uniquely revolting. you turn it over in your mind and finally come to the conclusion that "not everything is for me." within an hour you realize that nothing made by industry is For You. all products in all stores are For Oppressor
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 24/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir theonion.com/princess-diana-release…
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
‘I’m Done Being Silent,’ Says Former Royal
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything’s coming up milhouse
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