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Pork Christ

@crimbusrimbus.bsky.social
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well-rounded dude, Blackrock VP of DEI and Land Return 🌐 linktr.ee/crimbusrimbus

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when i was a kid my teachers warned us not to click links on Wikipedia because it wasn't safe
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Sometimes you do breathe like Tony Soprano and it worries me" -my lovely, amazing, perfect, fiancee
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And the world heard the rallying cry “the things you hate are unchangeable and we don’t care!”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/04/2026
it is weird to think that at least for a little while the assumption was that things were broadly going in the right direction, and people and societies would only get better and perhaps even more virtuous over time
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Special guest confirmed!
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This must hit so hard if you're dumber than shit
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Is Long Island the Taiwan to the Peoples Republic of New York?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
1. The footage shows Homeland Security is lying when he got indoors and was wearing prison booties I doubt are good for the cold. 2. Nurul Amin Shah Alam apologized to police BEFORE he was tasered when he was originally arrested. wapo.st/3OCwNx8
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Refugee released by Border Patrol found dead, sparking outrage
Surveillance video obtained by The Post shows Border Patrol agents releasing the partially blind refugee, who went missing for days before being found dead.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Washington Post's description of the bodycam video of his arrest last year, and the translation of Mr. Shah Alam's comments, is gutting. Remember, he was entirely blind in one eye and could only see three feet in the other, and he spoke virtually no English. He spent a year in jail for this.
Body-cam footage from the incident, reviewed by The Post, shows Shah Alam standing near the door of the shed holding two black poles. Officers shout at him and order him to drop the poles, reportedly curtain rods he’d fashioned into walking sticks. Shah Alam repeatedly says, “Sorry” while adjusting his grip on the poles and walking toward the officers. The officers continue to shout and warn that they will fire their Tasers. At one point, Shah Alam responds, “No,” then points the rods at the officers.

The officers both fire their Tasers and tackle him. Two officers report being bitten in the scuffle. After Shah Alam is restrained, the officers remark that they smell alcohol.

In the footage, Shah Alam can be heard speaking in Rohingya and Malay. He asks for God’s help and tries to explain to the uncomprehending officers that he lives nearby and was going to the store. He pleads with the officers not to throw away his phone.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/02/2026
NEW: Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils & paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others. After one inspection, the children just “cried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims. By @mckenziefunk.com @micarosenberg.bsky.social
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Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories
Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 26/02/2026
They're literally doing Iraq War 2.0 propaganda. Next we'll hear about how their bombs can reach the US within 45 minutes.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/02/2026
genuinely so funny and depressing that everything from the right is fake and bots. stuff like this reinforces that the rights strategy hinges upon paid lying and misinformation networks
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is what ICE does every day. Hunt little kids who are here legally. They get sent to a place called the “baby jail” in Texas. Very little of it ends up on video like this. But it’s routine. And disgusting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/02/2026
the FBI deleted this tweet might’ve hit a little close to home for the director
If you meet someone online and the relationship develops fast, they might be a scammer! Slow down …
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Like 40% of the ruling class just got outed as pedophiles and they’re scared of whatever this is lol. Awesome
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
concerning
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To the best our knowledge, he never toured SpaceX. Don't know where that comes from.Yeah, Elon musk was lying about Jeffrey Epstein visiting spacex
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Forgot I got banned from r/movies because I asked Stephen King why he said the Epstein files weren't real on his AMA 😂
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 22/01/2026
this little man struggles to deploy the canister for 30 seconds and then throws it directly upwind
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2026
COMER: Bondi has complied. She's turned over Epstein documents ANSARI: 1% is not compliance COMER: They're trying to get this ANSARI: The subpoena from this committee was issued in July COMER: Nobody on our side is defending Pam Bondi. They are turning documents over
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
every republican should be asked why they’re still supporting the protection of pedophilic elites!
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
ICE can’t handle ice is and shall remain objectively funny. You’d think snowflakes wouldn’t struggle with other forms of frozen water.
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Chihuahua Epstein Island: Micro Saint James
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/12/2025
When Bari Weiss's CBS News is debunking your hateful MAGA BS ...
A recent video by conservative YouTuber Nick Shirley alleged nearly a dozen day care centers in Minnesota that are receiving public funds are not actually providing any service. After the video went viral, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced a "massive investigation on childcare and other rampant fraud" in the state.

CBS News conducted its own analysis of nearly a dozen day care centers mentioned by Shirley: all but two have active licenses, according to state records, and all active locations were visited by state regulators within the last six months. CBS News' review also found dozens of citations related to safety, cleanliness, equipment, and staff training, among other violations, but there was no recorded evidence of fraud.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We're like 2 weeks away from a billionaire creating a private security firm called Sephiroth LLC
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Charlie Kirk's Rotting Form 2028
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Congress’s three favorite lines: 1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority 2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority 3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I can't wait to not be able to afford the Grandmother Premium package so my heartfelt memories are interrupted by my Grandmother pitching dick pills to me every 2 minutes
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
AI investment
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Once again gonna recommend the QAA podcast where people who worked with him on a cop show had to constantly tell him that he couldn’t actually do what the character did (like beating people) and that he had to pretend instead of doing it for real
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Episode 143: Jim Caviezel: Enter The Cavortex feat Dave Anthony
Podcast Episode · QAA Podcast · 05/19/2021 · 1h 21m
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Dumb? Trivia? On Monday? New episode? Yes dumbtrivia.buzzsprout.com/1828748/epis... Remember, Mr Beast has converted to Wahhabism and will be supporting Saudi Arabia in all future endeavors. #dumbtrivia #comedy #mrbeast #podcast #saudiarabia @dumbtriviapodcast.bsky.social
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S7 E8, or, "Mr. Beast: Wahhabist" - Dumb Trivia
Christian fixed his microphone, Cory is stuck in a storm, and Andres still doesn't have a theme for us. Intro song: "Court Jester" by Pork BunThanks for listening! Follow the pod on Instagram @du...
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
At your baby mama's place, taking poison damage
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
You know, in the run-up to Iraq, people didn't talk this way out loud. Now? MAGA doesn't understand that there's a loud part and a quiet part.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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Pork Christ @crimbusrimbus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ever wanna listen to Pork Bun for near to 3 hours??? open.spotify.com/playlist/2I0... #experimentalmusic #ambient #spotift #idm #music #free #weird
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Pork Bun, the Complete Discog
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
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Cochu @cochu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The meme where the calendar turns into an unexpected year turning into February 1804 after the other person says "they just announced the steam machine!!!"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/11/2025
donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/11/2025
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's quite fascinating how tradcath converts like JD Vance and Kevin Roberts are increasingly at war with much of a more liberal Catholic Church hierarchy in the United States
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/11/2025
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
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