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Parent, spouse, 40s, they/them, some sort of goober (Also, yes, that is actually my eye)

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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DC using this as the cover for their Finest trade about their Romance comics is a phenomenal “fuck you”
Cover of DC Finest’s Romance collection taken from Secret Hearts #88 drawn by Werner Roth and John Romita Sr. Lichtenstein’s “Crying Girl” (1964), a direct ripoff of the Roth/Romita panel
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s so shocking how garish and tacky the Lichtenstein swipes are when compared to the originals.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 9h
Aw heck, those are perfect.
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❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ @momo.thingsabout.xyz · 14h
this shadow portrait is vivian maier levels of sick
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 9h
Looks like she is more into pole dancing. Which I believe the idiot who drew it would violently reject.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13h
According to sources familiar with the matter, someone made up the numbers entirely, and uhhh,,,,,,,,

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	According to a person with knowledge of the matter, the discrepancy arose from attempts by OpenAI’s own investors to produce a direct comparison with Anthropic’s annualised revenues. The pair calculate the figure in different ways, with Anthropic including the revenue from sales via cloud partners such as AWS and Google Cloud, while OpenAI does not.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New History Shorts, that time an ancient Roman wrote about some 'Indians' who got washed up on the German coast, and who they might have actually been. www.youtube.com/shorts/nfg8F...
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'Indians' in Ancient Germany (History Shorts)
That time some Indians* landed in ancient Germany. *Probably not I...
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Zack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com · 05/10/2026
One of the best photos Lego has ever created. Just a chill cozy woman smiling and staring at her Joker artwork Lego set as she holds it.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ich finde, für den wäre das hier die best Wahl.
Die Froschmaske aus "The Abominable Dr. Phibes". Mehr sag' ich nich.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Least Haunted Podcast @leasthaunted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real dog.
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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RS' Snack Bar @rspinups.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RSPinUp - Spooky2026: Linda Rotta (Zombie Revenge)
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Diamanda Hagan in 5 seconds.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*60s BBC foley intensifies*
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NEW REVIEW: youtu.be/qrxR9yVSB6Y
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Damaged Lives review (THE 1930S! VENEREAL HORROR! OVER AND UNDERACTING!)
YouTube video by DiamandaHagan
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While you are probably not wrong about the creep in question, you should be aware that your looks are currently definitely above average, no qualifiers.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"One... Ahaha... Two ! Thrree ! Fourr... Haha...."
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Jonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never in my life heard of oneyplays until people brought that up in connection to a tv cartoon and I still didn't know it referred to one specific guy until now. I love being oblivious to stuff everyone assures me is wildly famous
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 04/10/2026
This is unfortunately 'cause this probably came from the EN dub, & in all TV shows (not just anime), when you're closed captioning an EN show, you are not translating. Closed caption editors are not translators. If a foreign language pops up, they're instructed to say [speaking in foreign language].
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buried in this story that everyone’s leaving out of the conversation is that he blames Jews for creating the FDA to ban “holistic” health treatments and make everyone sick to profit off of them. It always, always, always comes back to antisemitism. It’s the core that rots everything from center out
"In 1933 when the Rothschilds FDA came along the first thing they went after was radium water... not vaxxines [sic], dirty electricity, or pesticides," he wrote in the video's caption. "Gee I wonder why... healthy people don't yield large profits."
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Vermillion X. Fox @vermyfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annual reminder on how to distinguish your werewolves for Halloween:
To the left straight werewolves, which are all people with hair glued to their face in appearance.

To the right LGBT+ werewolves, which are all anthro wolves in appearance.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Spoopy Name: SUDDENLY JAX DISCOURSE @dottiedoggo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PLEASE HELP ME Down to needing $140 for an un expect medical bill now 1 day past due — to avoid collections which is incoming If you can assist me with it: www.PayPal.me/DeeDentalDamn Thank you #TransCrowdFund #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 04/10/2026
very funny that people accuse romance authors of just writing their own kinks like no honey that's what horror authors are for
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, sorry, I wasn't clear on the date. Thank you!
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sincere question: What do you mean by "fed-brained baby soft nonsense"?
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Ten years ago this month, Tesla said every car it built had the hardware for full self-driving. Its CEO is figuring out in October 2026 that grey things are hard to see in the dark."
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Spoopy Name: SUDDENLY JAX DISCOURSE @dottiedoggo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PLEASE IF YOU CAN HELP ME IN ANY WAY Down to needing $140 for an un expect medical bill now 1 day past due — to avoid collections which is incoming If you can assist me with it: www.PayPal.me/DeeDentalDamn Thank you #TransCrowdFund #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest
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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, sir, been nice not having known ya.
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol lmao Don't do this if you value your ability to chew food and talk and smile and breathe and oh yeah, your life.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 03/10/2026
Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/10/2026
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
trying my best to stay out of rape discourse because the past few years have already been very hard & it seems like 60% of people are cool with a world with a little rape in it but whoever this was invented “manic pixie rape girl in the lives of the men they helped improve” & that sucks. it sucks.
I don't mean to downplay sexual assault but l also have known a lot of good people who had to learn healthy boundaries by violating someone else's and never forgetting the experience
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
pleasebereal pleasebereal pleasebereal
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear trans gals Stop saying "good girl" to folks you don't even know. It's creepy and weird and crossing all kinds of boundaries If you're friends or know the gal and know they don't mind that's fine, rock on, but I get strangers saying that shit for getting my vaccine or finishing a script and EW
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't find this on my podcatcher yet :(
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tucker isn't stupid, as many are claiming. At all. He's a lying opportunist (recall when he claimed antifa broke his front door, etc). Rees-Mogg is a disaster capitalist; he makes money betting on and ruining his country. In another time his head would be on a pike.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even the title is a whiff! If they had just used "Heroes 'n Heels", there would've been wordplay there, but nooooo.
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Octo @octodontidae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
digital drawing of a black and white cat sleeping on a cat tree, only its hind paws and tail visible
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to the cis people who are like “trans people were never erased from history, that’s a lie!” i want you to pay attention to it happening right in front of your eyes all of this to strip records from a whopping ELEVEN people in fifteen years erasing our accomplishments is part of it
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TRANS HISTORY 1 (how and why we name trans people in history) - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
I’m not a historian. I’m not an expert in trans history, though I find it fascinating. I myself have a lot to learn on the topic, but one thing I DO know is that there have always been trans people. T...
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