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Parent, spouse, 40s, they/them, some sort of goober (Also, yes, that is actually my eye)

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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ich finde, für den wäre das hier die best Wahl.
Die Froschmaske aus "The Abominable Dr. Phibes". Mehr sag' ich nich.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everybody shut the fuck up and look at this vintage Italian pulp cover art.
Astonishing high art that centers a gorilla shooting a 1930s style machine gun. Below, a 1970s sports car is crashing into (technically behind) a mismatched 1950s police cruiser. In the larger background: ......... Robots? Maybe?
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Huh.
Happenstance in the timeline: Witchy hair followed by similar hair in a "Garfield and friends" screenshot
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wait a second --
Used the generator to write out "Sonic The Hedgehog Colors" which looks about right.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Least wanted Lego sets:
movie poster for Gerry, a psychological drama/thriller that is like 97% two guys silently walking through the desert.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning.
A classic still of Haley Joel Osmond in "the Sixth Sense"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The infamous reflecting pool, but overlaid with the packaging logos from the Masters of the Universe Evil Horde Slime Pit playset.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
a quick comparison highlighting a tragic resemblance with Tucker Carlson's durrrrrrface.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I know the answer to that one.
Danny DeVito emerging naked from inside a couch in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You know who could've told you so? And did?
Ît was Hagan all along!
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yet another picture from that Trek title generator everyone is using. The series is "Enterprise". The title is "No-one is using this one and it is very telling".
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Burger King logo again, but this time using very crude asci art to make it look like the burger has eyes.
The tagline is "burger is watching".
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Burger King logo changed to say "Cuban Pete" with the tagline "king of the rumba beat", a movie reference that would have been iffy when it was recent and may not land for literally anyone who sees it in 2026.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Clarice Starling stares at Hannibal Lecter who is reflected in the pane of glass separating them. A still from Silence of the, I believe, frogs?
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Which does bring us to --
A comic panel in which Judge Dredd responds to the (here unseen) demand of Judge Death to "Gaze into the face of death" by shouting "Gaze into the fist of Dredd!" and punching clean through Judge Death's head.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Literally
Cover of a Comic about the villain Judge Death from the 2000ad comics. His iconography is extremely similar (and his ideology is that justice is most efficiently kept if everyone is dead)
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This is non-news at any point in history. Why would anyone date someone with whom they fundamentally disagree about a lot of the most important things? A passion for screaming fights?
Preview screenshot of an NPR article titled "Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just me personally? This picture, I guess.
A screenshot from a Silent Hill game with Sonic the Hedgehog photoshopped in. There is text which reads "Silent Hill Zone Act 1"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Geez, just stuff them full of crack while you're at it
A vending machine offering TCG booster packs for Magic:The Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
a picture of a skeptical-looking illustration of a horse caption with the word "doubt" in capital letters.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
A screenshot from my timeline. A post by lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reading:
"we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for the future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral"
Immediately underneath by pure chance, there is a post by Comics Outta Context that displays Reed Richards and Johnny Storm making very yikesy faces. Reed exclaims "Extremely. Johnny, summon the others".
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
*sigh*
Sheldon, a character from U.S. Acres. He is an egg with two chick legs sticking out, never to fully hatch.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Really? Really. Really?! Really.
A real genuine actual box of Garfield-branded Cat Litter. It's literally called "GARFIELD Cat Litter" and has a picture of a happy Garfield pointing at a blurb that says "FOR COOL CATS".
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Unfortunately, I can.
The Undertaker and Paul Bearer in 1994. The Undertaker is kneeling in a literal sense.Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway with Donald Trump in 2025. Callaway is kneeling in the fascist bootlicker sense.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hell, I barely know'em.
A (grocery) store front which reads "Sinem". Guessing it's a turkish-owned chain.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The logo for the podcast Bigfeets
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Maggi Brand Mayonaise.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Goldbug, the generation 1 Throttlebot and reborn Bumblebee.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
THOU art the man, says I think god probably
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
One for the Germans.
Left picture:
German classifieds page with an ad saying "Erde zu Verschenken"
("Earth free to a good home")
Right picture: Galactus smiles

Linkes Bild: Kleinanzeige mit dem Titel "Erde zu Verschenken".
Rechtes Bild: Galactus lächelt.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Beware roaming Phoebe Kateses!
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
...41?
Screenshot of a Cagesideseats.com headline which reads "Roman Reigns turns 40: What’s next for WWE’s Tribal Chief?"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Are you serious with this, Aldi?!
A box on a store shelf filled with Aldi store brand Oreos. They are called "COOKEO".
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Geezers, how badly did that monkey movie do?!
Screenshot of an E!News Skeet (cause why would I give them traffic?) entitled "Singer Robbie Williams Shares Scurvy Diagnosis"
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Germans attempting diversity .jpg
An ghastly screenshot of German Youtuber Frau Collet pointing at a clipart monkey while holding a horrifying racist caricature of a black girl in low-quality hand puppet form.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It honestly makes more sense this way.
Elon Musk's transphobic tweet about how his "son (deadname) was killed by the woke mind virus", only now it says "cybertruck" instead of that name.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
O rly, meme of the ancients
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Defining feature of trans women: hating italians.
Cover image of "Things I learned from Mario's Butt" by Laura Kate Dale, whomst is trans
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Transformers collection pro tip: For a more authentic presentation of your Fossilizers, have them fall behind a tall shelf for a sec.
Paleotrex (a T. Rex skeleton,  more or less) covered in dusty cobwebs and assorted detritus)
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Correct.
Egon Spengler as depicted in "The Real Ghostbusters": a broad-shouldered man with a narrow face, a large chin, full lips, red-rimmed glasses, well-defined blond eyebrows and, above all, a giant blond mono-curled pompadour.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me too, buddy. Me too.
A mostly melted and misshapen snowman on a green lawn. It is propped up by a tree branch to keep from toppling over.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
How on the nose is too on the nose?
Bluesky trends featuring "Bezos" "Nigel Farage" and "The Traitors" all in a row.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Diamanda Hagan. Look her up.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Timeline Screenshot: Jessie Gender's post followed directly by a picture of Biffo the Bear looking shocked at a newspaper.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars or Star Trek
Moya, theliving Leviathan ship from FarScape. It looks a little bit like a golden tadpole with extra tails and lots of little lights.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don't want to become part of a Prosecco chamber
A bottle of guess what
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Penny the mixed oldtimer dog having lounging session on a bedsheet before it could be fully applied to the mattress.
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Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Follow me I look like this
An assortment of .... I think Goblins? Kinda Henson-y, but rather grotesque.
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