Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Everybody shut the fuck up and look at this vintage Italian pulp cover art. 001
Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. 110
Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 01/01/2026This is non-news at any point in history. Why would anyone date someone with whom they fundamentally disagree about a lot of the most important things? A passion for screaming fights? 100
Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Geez, just stuff them full of crack while you're at it 000
Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Transformers collection pro tip: For a more authentic presentation of your Fossilizers, have them fall behind a tall shelf for a sec. 020
Creature @creaturesh.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I refuse to join Bluesky — I don't want to become part of a Prosecco chamber 010