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Christopher

@crboniface.bsky.social
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● Recovering academic ● Wannabe writer ● 🇳🇿 in 🇸🇪 ● Things places soon™️●

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 9h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Met a guy at the scifi bookstore recently who describes everything good as "like snorting crack off [various sexual things]". After 2 weeks I have now discovered he is a devout Mormon who refuses tea & coffee. Multitudes.
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Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. @ghmofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've gone independent. NO GAME NO LIFE.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to do the rpg classic and try do something different, ultimately converge on the same thoughts & skills, and be baffled why I ended up in the same place. But this time with my GOTY so I'll still enjoy it. 🤷 Umbral Host time babyyy (after I finish what I have to this week at least...)
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've returned from my hermitage to say: easily novel of the decade, the best sentence to sentence work of Miéville's career. The first 100-150 pgs esp are genuinely astounding. I think it sticks the landing 1,100 pgs later. As a lifelong fan I still didn't think he had this in him.
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Raph @raphdee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It explains the yellow tint on all AI images
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ZA/UM Studio @zaumstudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Opera is calling in a favour. ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies has been nominated for Best Storytelling at the Golden Joystick Awards. Help us bring this one home and cast your vote before October 23: goldenjoysticks.com
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Kaspar Tamsalu @kaspartamsalu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh hey, Zero Parades got a nom for a Golden Joystick award! 🏆🕹️ You can vote too! Congratz and big thanks to all the writers for Best Storytelling nomination 🖤 www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
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Golden Joystick Awards 2026: Vote NOW for your games of the year!
Did your favorite games make the shortlist? Find out below
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First 1,000+ pager in a decade(?). Time to really put these ADHD meds to the test.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On finishing my 2nd reading: this book is holy text frankly. Few things have felt so viscerally *me* before; a book almost tailor-made for my being—my interests, my curiosities, my stylistic likes. One of those mind-demarcating books that have a 'before' & 'after' in my life.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perhaps the only time I've reread a novel in the same year. When I go pick up The Rouse tomorrow I'll need to beg my store to get me What We Are Seeking because I'm obsessed. @lateonsetgirl.bsky.social has skyrocketed up among my favourite authors; I looooove this kind of strange, visceral sci-fi.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time to see what brilliant insights are happening on the Game Dev League discord–oh, they're decrying people having issues with ai art again.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just Start - Gator Days
Just Start - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Fergus - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandpa.
 
May - Alligator - Gustopher's Grandma.
 
Panel 1
 
Fergus has just received a box and has exciting news for his wife. She is reading a book with the title "Funny Title".
 
Fergus: My typewriter arrived. I'm finally ready to write that book.
 
May: Lovely.
 
Panel 2
 
Fergus has set himself up at a desk with his new typewriter. It is labelled "TYPEDANCER".
 
Fergus: I'm doing it! I just have to start.
 
Panel 3
 
In undetermined amount of time has passed. A reddish glow from the window blinds indicate that the sun is starting to set. Fergus is just staring at his typewriter instead of actually writing.
 
Panel 4
 
More time has gone by and the room has grown darker. Fergus is still staring at his typewriter. It doesn't look like he's written anything.
 
Fergus: Just have to start...
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This Backstage feature for Zero Parades sounds incredibly cool. As a movie commentary fanatic, one thing I think gaming lacks is real "behind the curtain" features. We get a lot of big picture bts about games but rarely "that spot, that thing, that specific building" level.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a random thought while walking my dog today: A Disco-CRPG where you're a Emperor trying to solve a mystery in imperial city. All the attribute voices are instead different scheming eunuchs and bureaucrats trying to manipulate your understanding.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As much as I enjoyed OSRS for a little bit of nostalgia, this trend of redoing MMOs, new paths, new recycling constantly is a little odd to me. Just swirling the drain of the same thing you experienced for 20 years until you die.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saw Chronovisor today and immediately thought " @jesawyer.bsky.social would enjoy this " and realised I meant "this reminded me of The Name of the Rose". Good movie, academic citation thrillers 10/10.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Between Zero Parades: For Dead Spies (GOTY easily), Esoteric Ebb, a new M. John Harrison novel, and the upcoming China Miéville—2026 was tailor-made to keep me going.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just received a short story rejection which included comments from their two readers, detailing what they liked, what felt underdeveloped, and why (although they both liked the story overall) it didn't fit their specific magazine. They then threw in a free subscription at the end.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen, Yayoi Kusama, war criminal Ratko Mladi and the King Harald of Norway. Well, that's a real grab bag selection of deaths in a week...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton has died at 80
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I made this poster of recommendations for someone recently that I thought I'd share. A mix of "science that looks like magic", "literal magic in space", and everything weird in between. Ft. @adapalmer.bsky.social , @benegotherit.bsky.social , Gene Wolfe, Tamsyn Muir & some others. :) #booksky
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And the furtive Pygmy so easily forgotten from Dark Souls
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The loss of Arday is a horrible tragedy and the UK's bloodthirsty media & pundit class are irredeemable.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026
putting my life savings on a longshot kalshi bet that peanut allergy attacks in my county will stay under the national average before clocking in for my shift at the middle school cafeteria
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nearly 2 yrs to the day since I chose to leave academia for my sanity, a prospective agent has backed out of an offer to represent my novel. It's time for a complete crisis of confidence and dissolution of my self. Oh, to be my dog without a care in the world.
Shiba inu sitting in the grass
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Update, 250 pages into Too Like the Lightning: #booksky
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Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
ALT: Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
New stack to take with me during this hectic month of changes. The newest Harrison to continue my obsession, and my 3 big "blindspot series" from @annleckie.com @adapalmer.bsky.social & @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Ready for exciting space operas and funky weird stuff. 🙏 #booksky
A stack of four books
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wish I could be the "flavour text guy" for a game studio making a rich RPG (fantasy, scifi, sci-fantasy, who cares!). Just writing funky, weird descriptions for every item, enemy, spell etc. in a big world.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
M. John Harrison & Missouri Williams both on the Booker Longlist.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
On a new playthrough of ZERO PARADES, decided to spend time with two characters I largely ignored the first time. Here is my jank meme to explain my thoughts:
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Very disappointing when a game you've had on the wishlist for years, looks like everything you want, has overwhelmingly positive reviews just bounces straight off you. I'm sorry Darkwood but 90 minutes was enough for me!
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trying to run ideas past my writing partner. I get the impression she doesn't care about my memory transference sci-fi story.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If someone could make a CRPG that's a horror mystery, that'd be real great. Smash Alan Wake & Zero Parades together and I'll die happily. Hell, can Pathologic 4 just be a full Disco-like CRPG please?
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I had an undergrad student once tell me she always submitted to my tutorial group for feedback, as opposed to her own, because (her words) "you're the only one who wants to make sure I understand why I'm falling short, and not just that I am falling short."
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 17/07/2026
Heartbreaking to see this. I wish this industry were kinder to artists and artistry. All love and support to the writers especially
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Tash @taschamix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Listen I know the community loves a story and a villain but everyone quoting this maliciously and having a laugh can shut the fuck up. Many incredibly talented devs have worked on this wonderful game creating beautiful memories together. Sending love to my colleagues & friends 💛
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
FUCK
Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness at the end with popcorn in a movie theatre
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend recommended I look into writing jobs in the games industry. But every time I open socials there's 50 new posts of "100 game devs ritualistically killed to fuel the great machine."
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/07/2026
Just never get into sports betting, gas station heroin, or creative writing, and you'll be fine
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 25/06/2026
Every Supreme Court ruling
The Antichrist emerging from a church in John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New Masterworks haul for my July: - My final unread Harrison (his newest isn't out in 🇸🇪 yet, doesn't count!) - My great blindspot, Willis, who I've never read despite her work being recommended everywhere - And Vinge who I've read but none of the Zones of Thought he's most known for #booksky #scifi
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
girl not the undivided ceaseless eternal will...........
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/06/2026
in a just world you would be killed with 2x4s for writing an op-ed
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Between Zero Parades, Esoteric Ebb & Suzerain I've been spoiled this year with dense, wordy RPGs of diff flavours. And Eternal Whispers & a new Divinity on the horizon to continue my indulgence, yisssss. P.s: @zaumstudio.bsky.social pls release Bloodtype Hecatomb as an actual book thx.
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Christopher @crboniface.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Granta publishes an obviously AI story, which is then awarded The Commonwealth Prize. Meanwhile, Olga Tokarczuk gives an interview about how she uses AI to bounce ideas off & explore story development. It's all just circling the drain and feels futile to care 😪
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