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@crazbat.bsky.social
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39 year old nurse bat! I love dogs, skiing, various outdoor activities and furry bullshit! Gay, he/him, tired all the time

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why did bro say that?
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know what kind of sucks ass? Leaving your job where you spend all day in an ER to go sit in a different ER all day/night with your loved one. My dad fell down and developed rhabdo after going who the hell knows how long without letting me know he was having profound weakness.
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is this fucked up thing happening where it’s October and we are rushing to shovel gravel into our backyard to finish it up before the El Niño rains come but also it’s 100 degrees outside
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have entered the education world at an incredibly frustrating time. Not only are all the students using stupid ass AI to do their assignments but the professors are using it to make lesson plans, tests, grading papers, etc. And I’m just watching it all and I am fuming at how lazy and sloppy it is.
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Ian Marriott @ianm-hull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got my flu and Covid shots today like the good boy that I am. Hoping it doesn’t kick my ass too too hard today but at least I’m off from my hospital job til Thursday.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What’s the Wile E Coyote ACME death that gets you every time? Here’s mine
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Wile E Coyote's Cliff Catapult Fail
Alt: Wile E Coyote's helmet with a wheel on the top that he can ride down a wire while balancing upside down to catch the Road Runner: it will go wrong in any number of ways but instead the wire just snaps
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Codes @fiver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looney Tunes is queer media ❤️🏳️‍🌈
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
having a normal one on r/condiments
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're so happy together
a boar and a rat going MAH WIFE because they are in love
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SigmaX Art @sigmaxart.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
"Tony's Biggest Fan" You're all cursed now, might as well enjoy it. ~ www.patreon.com/SigmaX ~
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Twitter post of a gust of wind blowing through a tied curtain, with the caption:  "Dolly just visited me I'm shaking."
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✦ Haruspex ✦ @haruspexhare.com · 27/08/2026
Rabbit, hare Prey divined There’s nowhere to run Field or mind
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have trapped President Donald Trump in a "warding rune". You may now proceed with your normal lives unburdened by the thought of him, while he becomes... the plaything to my every arcane whim!!
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok. Here's the cover for volume 5
Rigsby WI Volume 5: I don't feel bad about anything
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✦Pietskaa✦ @handle.invalid · 18/08/2026
Summer Vibes with Wile E Coyote 🌈🌅 #furry
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am… upset because I found out my new second job wants me to work two 12+ hour shifts per week overseeing students in their clinicals. So combined with my full time job I get to work five 12 hour shifts and spend 60+ hours a week in hospitals. Yeah we’ll see how long this lasts lol
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$ex Toilet The Yin Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 11
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Cseed @cseedsilentc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🐐
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got hella disrespected by a coworker and she’s like night shift mafia so I have no power to speak up unless I want to ruin my career here so fuck me I guess
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Attention, fun cute shit at the spirit Halloween store
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Haven't given an update in a while but: my throat is way better, just some leftover scratchiness that's manageable. Been back to work for a couple weeks now and even started a new second job as a nursing clinical instructor! I'm excited to get started once I'm done with the mountain of onboarding.
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A literal nightmare in my dog’s water dish 🤮
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He hath returned
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 28/07/2026
His glasses! The kobold can't see without his glasses!
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
blurry picture of cookies in a clear container with label “chipy cooie 1.80”
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Post op day 12 and the pain is spiking again. I am losing my fucking god damned mind.
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Varra is @ BLFC @varra.fromjaf.com · 17/07/2026
The Moana remake only failed because they were too cowardly to adapt this for the big screen.
The death of Maui

Maui's last trick led to his death and involved Hine-Nui-te-po, the goddess of death and the underworld. In an attempt to make mankind immortal by reversing the birth process, he transformed into a worm and entered her vaginas, intending to leave through her mouth as she slept. However she was awoken by Piwakawaka who had burst into laughter at the sight kf Maui entering. Angered, she crushed Maui to death with the Obsidian teeth in her vagina.
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Elon Musk is the reason produce is making you shit yourself to death"
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boy's Night - Gator Days
Boy's Night - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Seth - Otter - The assistant principal at his daughter's school. Used to taking charge but is capable of being silly. He and August go way back.

Mewbert and Nougat - Cat - Animal - August and Gustopher's pet cats.

Transcript

Panel 1

Seth has arrived at August's house. Neither of them have to worry about taking care of the kids tonight so they've decided to have a BOY'S NIGHT! They both have a drink mysteriously called "Drink Pun".

Seth: BOY'S NIGHT!

August: BOY'S NIGHT!

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They've decided to relax a little before going out. Seth immediately starts looking for something to watch.

Seth: Let's start with a movie and pizza.

August: BOY'S NIGHT!

It's well known that if you don't know what to say on a Boy's Night, you just yell, "BOY'S NIGHT!"

Panel 3

Seth remembers something important.

Seth: Oh, no pepperoni. My heartburn has been awful.

August: Same.

I can assure you that they will both still have heartburn.

Panel 4

Seth and August on the couch with the movine playing. August's cats have curled up on their blanket covered laps. Nougat watches the movie with great interest and Mewbert just immediately goes to sleep.

Seth: BOY'S NIGHT!

August has already fallen asleep.
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just pulled what I believe was a dissolvable suture out of my mouth and immediately my throat felt way better lol. My surgeon did mention he did some suturing to mildly reshape my airway to improve my sleep apnea. I wonder if that was adding to my throat irritation!
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Think I’m finally turning a corner, managed to wake up and not have 10/10 throat pain! Tylenol and ice and hope that I’ll be done with these awful pain spikes.
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Tofte @tofte.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This and scrambled eggs came in to my rescue today. 😍
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Craz @crazbat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Another day another discovery of what 10/10 pain means for me. Post op day 9. How much longer can this go on for? At least my nose is doing well. If only my throat would catch up.
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