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Craig Charlesworth

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Struggling novelist, struggling dad.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m actually a very religious man…
ATLANTIS CHRONOS GOTH
 Spiritual Advisor to Kendo Nagasaki
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Jamie Crawford @jamiecrawford68.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“We’re just men, racist Christian men…”
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Top tier policing.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"No, that window!"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Born on the Bayeux.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shakespeare gets a lot of plaudits for being the English language's finest wordsmith but I feel his invention of the skullet deserves more recognition.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Law of the Internet says that every time you see this story, you have to share it. And here we are again.
THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST.
WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS.
[SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.]
An extraordinary scene was witnessed on Saturday morning in Peel Lane, a thorough-tare connecting Little Hulton with Tyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who-had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and addressing some insulting remarks to. the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling nei off the machine.
She immediately alighted
caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him & sound thrashing, using her tists in scientific fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing.
The young man
made of and the list, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletio powers, rode off towards Tyldesley.Picture of said scoundrel being thrashed by the lady cyclist, who is known for her athletic prowess. Several gentlemen stand in the background cheering her on.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Opeth The Flaming Lips Take That Sepultura Idlewild Hundred Reasons Katatonia Rick Astley Clutch Showaddywaddy
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: In reverse chronological order; Michael Jackson Gaye Bykers on Acid Faith No More Metallica NIN Guns n' Roses Motorhead Madonna Leonard Cohen Bob Vylan
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t want to talk about this kind of thing on this channel, really I don’t but this is just performative cruelty.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Robots In Your Eyes @robotsinyoureyes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A sad day. A voice of multiple generations' childhoods, and present in a majority of the episodes discussed on the podcast. Whether he will always be Optimus Prime, Venger, or Murky Dismal for you, Peter Cullen was a towering presence and will be missed. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Peter Cullen: Optimus Prime and Eeyore voice actor dies
Cullen voiced the heroic Optimus Prime in the Transformers TV series and then the Hollywood films.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being Elon Musk or Donald Trump right now and knowing that no matter how much money you have, nobody is ever going to say things like this about you when you did.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
On the very day Sam published this, one of the most empathetic people of the last century died. And the response among every side of the political spectrum to her death suggests to me that empathy still has some miles left in it.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"I was saying Boo-urns" "Batman's a scientist" "PITT... THE... ELDER" "That's why your robot never worked" "I'm aware of his work"
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Diem @diemtf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A screenshot of Homer Simpson misremembering the events of a meeting
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Remember to always, always practice safe piss-to-gold conversion! bit.ly/4q6t8q8
Image of a poster titled "KEEP THE PISS INTO GOLD COMMUNITY SAFE." It features a yellow drop-off box labeled "PISS INTO GOLD DROP OFF" on the right. The left side lists actions to avoid: not putting loose piss in mail, in recycling, down the toilet, or leaving it unattended. Logos for FDA and InfoWars are at the bottom.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Police Academy Police Academy 2 Police Academy 3 Police Academy 4 Police Academy 5 Police Academy 6 Police Academy 7 Police Academy: The Series Police Academy: The Animated Series Wild Strawberries
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look, put simply, people should not be comfortable saying that in public and the way to fix society runs directly through making them afraid to say it again.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Behold the Master Race. It looks a lot like Mr. Muscle.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worst eclipse ever.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You got a fast car, I got a plan to get us out of here The car:
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People who say I am not the inventor of the refreshing drink Trio will face my crack legal team. My crack legal team
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Trans Atlantic Alison @transatlanticalison.com · 11/08/2026
Because the speed limit had transitioned from a higher speed to a lower one she didn’t believe it existed. She only believes in biological speed limits. news.sky.com/story/olympi...
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Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies faces speeding trial as she blames 'poor signage'
The former athlete, 63, was driving back from a speaking event in Wales in October last year when she was caught by a speed camera on the M4.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
“My legs nearly buckled out from under me right in the snack aisle when I saw what had seemingly been done to my beloved crackers,” said local shopper Peter Wildmon
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‘Same Great Taste’ Caveat Mitigates Trauma Of Snack’s New Look
PHOENIX—Horror and revulsion at drastic changes to a longstanding package design were alleviated Friday by reassuring text on a Cheez-It box that promised consumers the interior product still retained...
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nigel and Zia press conference incoming.
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Toby Hadoke @tobyhadoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tom Chadbon Guardian obituary by me: www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...
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Tom Chadbon obituary
Versatile actor whose career spanned The Liver Birds, Doctor Who and an Edward Bond season at the Royal Court theatre
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity The music of humanity..........
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 08/08/2026
Ethics are not just a "nice to have" in research and academic work. If you consider research and academic work to be the pursuit of knowledge about the world Ethics are the underlying baseline requirement of that work.
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Butterfluff Snepyeen (Butyruncia Crocuta) @butterfluff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is all I can see when a local business uses AI. SHOW ME THE FUCKING FOOD -YOU- MADE. Not some hot dyed digital diarrhea simulacrum of food. Have some self respect for your wares
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wish I knew how to make AI generate low quality videos of bad sixth form quality satire so people would proclaim me the new Peter Cook and offer me the chance to run for public office.
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Goals.
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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rosie Duffield and co.
The know the rules meme with rod liddle saying: I want to shag children and I beat my wife to a blode woman who says "Aw, you're sweet."

Bottom panel is a trans flag saying "please can we exist?"

blonde woman says: hello, human resources
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Kim Justice @kimjustice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh cry me a bloody river.
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Packwatch
ALT: Packwatch
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle was one of the very worst people I have ever met. An absolute toilet of a man. I'd feel sorry for his family, but I suspect they're relieved the fucker's gone. Rust in piss, you talentless, nasty cunt.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Homer Simpson Devil Dancing with Maracas
ALT: Homer Simpson Devil Dancing with Maracas
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 03/08/2026
Not a man who worked as a cunt
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good to see fans taking their teenage kids, it's what he would have wanted.
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Still fucking got it. #Opeth
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Dr Keith 🎃 Wilson @keithwilson.eu · 17/07/2025
Parents, have you considered replacing photos of your baby with a computer-generated simulacrum that is not your baby? If so, this is the product for you! 🤦‍♂️ #AIFail
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The World Cup without UEFA means no Mbappe, no Bellingham, no Haaland, no Olise, no Yamal It means no England, France, Spain, Germany, Belgium It means no Zidane, Tuchel, Klopp The World Cup this year without Europe would have just been Argentina & Egypt in the final 8 UEFA must hold firm
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Craig Charlesworth @craigcharlesworth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What fresh hell is this?
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