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Are crabs robots? In what way ISN’T a crab a robot? StarwaltForge.com

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PROPHETS AND KINGS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 29/09/2026
As a person who would personally benefit from a new steel mill in Iowa, and you may find this hard to believe, I still don’t think this guy should have a third term in defiance of the the constitution.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 28/09/2026
They invented an “off” switch?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 24/09/2026
Smoking my first brisket. Wish me luck.
A large, heavily seasoned slab of meat sits on a partially blackened smoking rack on a home kitchen counter.This time the meat is viewed from above with a tape measure showing it to be a little over 21 inches long.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 24/09/2026
Any piece of infrastructure more complicated than residential plumbing is dependent upon the labor of furries.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 24/09/2026
I used to be really into wearable tech. I even spent a few years trying to develop an earpiece that would pick up and amplify dolphin sonar for divers and fisherman, but I eventually let that project go. It just wasn’t giving me a good sense of porpoise.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 23/09/2026
Bizarre Little Men: Social structures and cultural practices among the Jawa merchants of the Dune Sea.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/09/2026
Now that I’m married, get ready for me to start some insufferable Wife Guy™️ posting. Here’s a soft one to kick it off: My wife is a better painter than G. W. Bush.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026
Got married, needed cuff links. #blacksmith #metalwork
A close up of a handle holding a pair of pattern-welded, AKA Damascus steel, cuff links. The steel makes a nice little wavy pattern of alternating dark and shiny lines.The same pair turned over to show a different angle. You can also see in this photo the man’s shiny new gold wedding ring.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026
You can just mix up some bbq sauce and lemon pepper and sip on it. It’s not even illegal.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 17/09/2026
There’s this ad I keep hearing on podcasts and I thought it was for a truck but after like the third listen I realized it’s for a COPD inhaler and it’s just being targeted at retired men who were too tough to ask their employers for proper respiratory protection.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 11/09/2026
The fuck are you talking about? It’s a variety show. It doesn’t need a premise it just needs a cast. It has a cast and that cast is owned IP, this is a no brainer.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 09/09/2026
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 07/09/2026
I remember months ago there was word going around that Fielder was visiting her in prison and I was like yoooooooo, next season of the rehearsal is gonna be WILD!
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 06/09/2026
WOOD SWORD! WOOD SWORD! WOOD SWORD!
A freshly etched, but unfinished sword blade. The pattern in the steel looks kinda like tree bark.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/09/2026
I have made copper “driftwood”. This is how we science. Copper over nickel over antique wrought iron. #blacksmith #metalwork
A hand holding two bits of metal that shine with a copper color in the sunlight but have the wood-like texture of etched or aged wrought iron. The effect makes it look like copper driftwood.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/09/2026
Ciabatta is older than credit scores, but by less than the span between GTA titles. Less than half of the time span between Incredibles movies.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/09/2026
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/09/2026
Oh, hello, didn’t hear you come in. Don’t mind me, just doing some science. Make yourself at home until the science is concluded and I’ll join you for discussions of science.
A messy work bench with a power supply running electrodes into a mason jar. The power supply is set to 12 volts, causing one of the electrode to bubble. Next to that jar is a second jar full of a bright blue liquid. It’s all very sciencey.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 04/09/2026
No, they don’t. That’s the point, they don’t have their own ideas. That’s why the question matters, because obscuring that reality opens the door to nonsense like this headline.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 02/09/2026
Every conservative actually wants her so bad that she’s the fucking chief international land baron of rent-free mental real estate.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 02/09/2026
Sitting here at the bar watching the Whitesox catcher have to delay the game because he’s having IT issues. Sports are stupid now, you can’t deny it.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 31/08/2026
What’s wild is that I’ve been around so much feminine stuff and my dick has never fallen off, nor have I ever been fooled into raising the children of another species, so I’m really confused about what these guys are afraid of.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
one time on facebook a local farmers wife was losing her mind about socialism so i showed her how their farm received over $1 million in farm subsidies and her husband made her delete the post and i think about that more and more lately
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 30/08/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 26/08/2026
Whats the point of having an American Pope if we can’t get an American canonized? I’m confident that there are more than enough anecdotes about Dolly that the Catholic Church could qualify as “miracles”. Leo, you’re on notice.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 25/08/2026
I can’t help but feel like we could improve on this. What if, and hear me out, what if the legs were replaced but circles? Like a ring that moves around a central point, suspended from that point by rods. Like one big artificial foot instead of two, but it’s just a big ring.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 25/08/2026
The doctor calls them “burn scars” but I call them Experience Points.
A white guy’s arm and hand with a bunch of pink spots on it.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 23/08/2026
Honestly, if this isn’t a #CakeSword, I don’t know what is. #blacksmith #bladesmith
An unfinished blade sitting on an anvil, viewed from overhead. The blade has the general shape of a bread knife, with long, straight edge and handle offset for additional knuckle clearance, but both the blade and the handle are way too long.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/08/2026
Aglaus Shrugged
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/08/2026
A man. *bang bang* A plan. *bang bang bang* A canal. *bang* Panama.
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Mitch Wells @miatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The AI industry itself has worked hard to blur the difference between LLMs and ML. So, no wonder the general public has difficulty distinguishing between the two. ML allows us to do amazing things. LLMs are the things that dumb down writing and make you scream at call centers.
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Gavin Schmidt @climateofgavin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The difference in utility between the use of ML to tackle big data problems that would otherwise be intractable & the use of LLMs to produce pointless slop is so large they cannot both be usefully described as “AI“. The first is making real progress, the second is dragging us towards the abyss.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
chaumas posting on tumblr saying: "my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing."

nentuaby asks: "Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car."

chaumas clarifies, saying: "she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that. so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman."
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Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodThan any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodYou’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodHuman beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 17/08/2026
This is some Alien Cake level shit right here.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 14/08/2026
Vance thinks converting to Catholicism is like, a diploma, or something. Like it’s a certificate you can now put on your resume.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 13/08/2026
If I owned a small restaurant right now, I would put out a sandwich board with actual pictures of our food and simply the words, “Actual pictures of our food.” Free idea, you can have that. Get your regulars to post about it online, one of them will go viral.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 13/08/2026
It finally struck me: the fonts, the colors, the layout, it all suddenly makes sense. This is the Taco Bell aesthetic. AI is how they win the Brand Wars.
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wow. I wrote about this at length in my book on logistics, I never thought any politician would do anything about it. For decades companies of every kind have used subcontracting to dodge responsibility for their workers.
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