Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 06/10/2026@beetlemoses.bsky.social has arrived on my doorstep after the long wait! 0241
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/10/2026I’m sure you could teach me, but I understand that you’d have to charge. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/10/2026Nothing, what’s upman short when you put bake out of it? 110
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 05/10/2026Guys, my wife is such a babe! It’s crazy, I can’t believe this is my life. @arkadykoshka.bsky.social 081
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigaretteSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this 41195
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 04/10/2026whatculture.com/tv/the-real-...whatculture.comThe Real Reason For Bart Simpson's Blue ShirtEver wondered why Simpsons merch always had Bart in blue? 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 04/10/2026Okay I found the answer. Apparently this is a whole thing. His short was blue in Tracey Upman sketches, early merchandising, and promotional material, but never in the actual standalone show. 210
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 04/10/2026Did you fly that thing to Switzerland to pick up your watchmaking prize? I swear, every time I see one of your posts I’m like, wait isn’t that the [insert last extremely specific impressive thing you posted about] lady? 040
Reposted by Crabwith A. Cigarettebeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My book of comics is out in… 1877255
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigaretteMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81112408
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 04/10/2026Why is Bart’s shirt blue? This is gonna bug me all day. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 03/10/2026I don’t think the pope should weigh in on the morality of murder until he’s killed at least a few people with his bare hands. 030
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comMidsommar: Emotional Skal SceneAlt: Midsommar: Emotional Skal Scene 010
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 02/10/2026The comparison to HeadOn is actually great because the reason for that commercial was to avoid making any claims. Their original commercial said it helped relieve headaches but there was never any clinical trial of the product and medical experts all said it was a placebo. 030
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigaretteLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PROPHETS AND KINGS ARE NATURAL ENEMIES 220213
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 29/09/2026Sweet and yella’, you’ve got juice there, fella. Tangy and brown, you’re in cider town. 020
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 29/09/2026I know, I know, I’m deranged, but I just don’t think the possibility of getting marginally better prices on 1018 structural round stock a decade from now is worth the complete collapse of our asymmetric economy. What can I say, I’m just a kitchen table guy. 021
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 29/09/2026As a person who would personally benefit from a new steel mill in Iowa, and you may find this hard to believe, I still don’t think this guy should have a third term in defiance of the the constitution. 130
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigaretteOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113473085
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 25/09/2026Smoked some chicken and peppers to eat while I’m waiting for brisket. It is very good. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 25/09/2026I borrowed my dad’s pellet smoker and I have a Bluetooth probe thermometer so all I have to do is sit and drink beer. 110
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 24/09/2026Any piece of infrastructure more complicated than residential plumbing is dependent upon the labor of furries. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 24/09/2026I used to be really into wearable tech. I even spent a few years trying to develop an earpiece that would pick up and amplify dolphin sonar for divers and fisherman, but I eventually let that project go. It just wasn’t giving me a good sense of porpoise. 041
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 23/09/2026Bizarre Little Men: Social structures and cultural practices among the Jawa merchants of the Dune Sea. 010
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/09/2026In contrast, my wife painted this sign for our wedding bar. Tell me that shit’s not high art! 070
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/09/2026I’ve seen his cat portraits, they’re trash. Clearly just half-assed attempts to copy a photograph. No passion, no understanding of the subject, no attempt to capture the soul of the cat. 140
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/09/2026Now that I’m married, get ready for me to start some insufferable Wife Guy™️ posting. Here’s a soft one to kick it off: My wife is a better painter than G. W. Bush. 170
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 22/09/2026I’m obligated to like your posts while I’m currently reading one of your novels but as soon as I finish The Last Colony I’m back to shaking my head and sighing. 020
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026When I was in my early 20s, a drunk tourist at a bar ranted at me for 15 minutes about how cats are the most masculine pet because they’re independent, competent, and deadly. You have to earn a cat’s respect while dogs are pathetic sycophants. I’ve drunk ranted his gospel to strangers ever since. 0233
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026Honestly I’d expect move overlap. Something like 100% positive to 14% negative. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026Got married, needed cuff links. #blacksmith #metalwork 162
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 21/09/2026You can just mix up some bbq sauce and lemon pepper and sip on it. It’s not even illegal. 020
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 17/09/2026There’s this ad I keep hearing on podcasts and I thought it was for a truck but after like the third listen I realized it’s for a COPD inhaler and it’s just being targeted at retired men who were too tough to ask their employers for proper respiratory protection. 001
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigaretteNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181140906477
Reposted by Crabwith A. CigarettePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 15/09/2026They really need to put glamours into the next patch, this is just getting ridiculous. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 14/09/2026Let me see his ruff cuts and I’ll be the judge. 000
Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 14/09/2026I, for one, appreciate the specificity. It helps me know which bears you’re talking about. 000
