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Captain Kirk

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Biking is good for you.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm ready to hear something absolutely beautiful now.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UK fan celebrating the OT win over South Carolina flipping double birds over the chyron detailing this as the "largest road comeback ein in program history"
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RealChefShannon @realchefshannon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kentucky big balls
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking increasingly about horseradish as something which belongs in a more central role in my life
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: COLLEGE FOOTBALL Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a16de4a2d9d F: #f76877845ce
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Tyler @tacook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's my coach
Coach Sunny Will Stein saying "sneak a flask in, do whatever you have to do."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HULL CITY IS GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tonight we let the textured vegetable protein do the talking
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guy to his confused family at breakfast: We are in four down territory.
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm a follower of Keynesian economics... yeah CANESian... eatenomics
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Whole feed CFB and biking the past few days. Portends.
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Making plays for the anarchist vote
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oweh hitting a certified Hoes Mad buzzer beater to send it to OT
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bathroom @bathroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
welcome to the bathroom
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Kristi Noem is stopping by the pound on the way home from work to blow off some steam
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
infrastructure week isn't a time but a place in our hearts that we can go to any time we please
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Under absolutely no circumstance must you "hand it" to the Norwegians, their PM, the Nobel committee, nor anyone else in involved in giving it to Machado, let's make sure we're all remembering that
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 15/01/2026
A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape. Dropped his loaded clip.
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Early morning pickups
Eagle Rare, Weller 12, and EH Taylor small batch bottles
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ate some dope salmon tonight
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Everyone's repeating this with OBAA
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2025
would you like to live multi-modally?
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I am enjoying leftover arroz con pollo con chorizo, notwithstanding the crushing oppressive weight of the regime
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I really quite liked 28YL but I think everyone is blowing it a bit out of proportion
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
we need a pride month for linux users
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The anti happy couple caucus scored a major victory today scheduling The Tony's at the exact same time as Pacers/Thunder game 2
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Tuesday a full week after release
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ensorcelling your ass with the simplest of enchantments
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Turner @turnerhawkins.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
as always if you have a problem with trans folks you have a problem with me
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
it’s friday
fuck da supreme court
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Go ahead and give Alex Garland's 'Civil War' a watch today and every day this week. Not because it's a good movie, it's terrible, but because that last act is going to feel very comforting
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
How are there still new highly effective crypto scams. Makes me feel like I'm missing out to not roll my own. Need to get into more grindset rot-monetization groupchsts.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’m going to try and not post political stuff today because there’s better people making more important points but one thing that is so incredibly crystal clear is that everyone warning about what Jesse Singal and the NYT etc etc were doing was completely and entirely correct
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump just died
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Lmfao remember when there were "ceasefire negotiations" 11 months ago?
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/01/2025
i love pressing the button that gives me electrical shocks 99% of the time but 1% of the time doesnt do that
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Captain Kirk @cptkrrk.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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