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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 25/09/2026
too good for the 5-second rule? can’t relate
a brain surgeon dropped part of my skull on the floor
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You never hear athletes express gratitude for gravity, without which their precious "foot ball" would just float away. The entitlement is frankly disgusting
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
10 likes and I’ll do it
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
64mpg
ok you know what mommy's sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/05/2026
smacks your plumbob out of the air killing you instantly
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
no one is marketing "Bidet, Mate! - For That Clean Feeling Down Under" ???
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
who wants to sleep - everyone raises their hands
who wants to go to sleep - no one raises their hands
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.
"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary
A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A headline so evergreen they don't even need to put which show it was this time in it
ScreenGeek yesterday: an all black image of nothing with just the red NETFLIX logo on it above a headline reading Netflix cancels series after ordering second season
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
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ļaunais vīriņš pa vidu @tinkertech.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
they wont listen to a single thing and then go Oh Man Why Am I Doing So Bad In This Class. ragebait
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Willie Dustice @williedustice.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
#art #myart #wormfanart #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #rileydavis #bonesaw #animatic #audio www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HX...
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WORM || So Fine and So Deceiving
YouTube video by Pericardium
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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@partnardy.bsky.social
inscrutable social media drama about strangers used to be like "Pissfucker11 sent the DM a pic of a potato covered in cum and said his wife jacked his shit off. his wife died 20 years ago" now it's "PolyFrank gained Dark Clout via backchannels in Accountability Chat so we've updated the Harm Matrix"
August 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 25/10/2025
My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now? Make something. Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so. It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 26/10/2025
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The photo: The comments you will laugh at:
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
🔲 Deactivate from torment nexus ✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 06/10/2025
how to deactivate torment nexus torment nexus deactivation tutorial torment nexus deactivation tutorial working 2025 deactivate torment nexus no survey
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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Trans Swamp Witch @trans-swamp-witch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery
Girl getting a top surgery from Bonesaw and her boobs from Jack slash
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Etsy witch hexes are about to see some major inflation. For more information, google Etsy witch inflation hex
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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The image that inspired my most popular comic.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 22/08/2025
I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.
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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
Screenshot of a tweet: 

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
#art #myart #wormfanart #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #lisawilbourn #tattletale
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally
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With the return of the iconic HBO name the updated logo positions the HBO brand prominently, ensuring it is the primary visual read with emphasis on the iconic core, which is embedded in the counter of the "O." This deliberate hierarchy reinforces that the platform's core value proposition remains anchored in HBO's legacy and reputation for excellence.
The "Max" portion of the logo complements this hierarchy in various technical ways. The "Max" mark has been carefully adjusted to a lighter stroke weight compared to its previous iteration. Moreover, the characteristic of the counter "core," previously embedded within the letter "a" of "Max," has been intentionally omitted. This nuanced adjustment respects the visual ownership of the core form as a distinct hallmark of the HBO logo, maintaining clarity and brand integrity.
The "m"'s stems and shoulders were slightly modified while maintaining the balance of the aperture of the letterform. The "a" was completely hand-drawn, with the counter space slightly adjusted toward the stem to give the bowl form and character. The "x"'s diagonal strokes, slightly bowed and tapered to the center axis, creates a flared nuance. Additionally, the width of "Max" has been subtly reduced relative to "HBO," with the overhang of the “O" letterform visually balancing and aligning with the "x," a calculated choice. Overall, the kerning was meticulously calibrated to balance the open spaces between and within the letterforms to ensure a quick read.
To further distinguish the brand within the streaming market, the logo identity features a carefully crafted iridescent treatment; subtle warm and cool tones add depth and perpetual motion. This distinctive visual effect metaphorically embodies the platform's extensive range of content - constantly evolving, vibrant, and multidimensional. This creative approach ensures the brand remains visually distinctive, resonating strongly within the competitive landscape of streaming services.
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Do not fear. She's still aroace
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #wildbow #parahumans #wormwebserial #art #myart #tattletale #lisawilbourn #skitter #taylorhebert #pride #pridemonth
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Lonny @ox-eyed.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/04/2025
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
r/DiscoElysium 3d
i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game
[Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #myart #wildbow #wormwebserial #parahumans #art #grue #brianlaborn #bodyhorror
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Wet DreAmCatcher @dreamcatcherad.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If I had a dime for every single person who had this big story to tell and would gladly infodump about it when proc'd Only for the majority of their art to just be porn
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Daniel Zenon Klein @danielzklein.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Shutting down an unresponsive computer by holding down the power button always feels like pressing a pillow down on a person's face while saying "go to sleep"
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #wildbow #parahumans #wormwebserial #alexandria #rebeccacostabrown #contessa #myart #art
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#art #myart #meme #wormwebserial #wildbow #wormfanart #parahumans #leviathan #simurgh #behemoth #endbringers #worm
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Pericardium @cpericardium.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#worm #wormfanart #myart #art #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #lisawilbourn #tattletale #taylorhebert #skitter
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
tipping
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 26/11/2024
At one point, Twitter was the central hub of the American Internet - BECAUSE of 'lazy linking'. You knew you could find and get to almost any paper, article, news story or creative endeavor likely to interest you from Twitter. Elon didn't understand his core business and sabotaged it.
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Jack Musto / 🐇 🌕 🐺 @jackattack.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I also drew this guy today! #colorpencil #drawing
A color pencil and marker drawing of an Arthropleura, stylized so it fits in a square shape. It is mostly orange and yellow creams with some contrasting blue tones.
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Trans Swamp Witch @trans-swamp-witch.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Worm is so interesting cause it either lodges itself deep in your brain like a tumor you can never excise eith moments and characters that sit with you forever, or you go "that was okay" and never bring it up again #wildbow #parahumans
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