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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Exactly 😤😡

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We talkin bout butt sex over here, 🥷! Whole ass full o' dick.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You never realize how high you have to be to leave the house until you've already left

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quality Dick Rating (rated on overall skill, rhythm, duration, & mutual satisfaction): 1) Nonbinary lesbian 2) Cis bi+ woman 3) Transbian 4) Trans man NOTE: This is based on my personal experience with a total sample set of 4 people.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish people would get off my dick about all the silly shit I say so I could finally get around to saying all the truly problematic shit that's on my mind 🤪

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it gay for men to have personalities?

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PolyAmateur Hour @polyamateurhour.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What day is it? New episode day! This week learn about The Biz with longtime favorite guest @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social. We’ve got a timely PIP:IOP, some Sex Bits, and more Shit Daniel does. Also ARKANSAS, are you out there?! I heard you have the only diamond mine in the USA? polyamateurhour.com

PolyAmateur Hour episode poster for the episode Dollyamory. The poster features podcast guest, Mx. Dahlia Belle looking whistfully up at Darla (a chaweenie mix dog) dressed up as Dolly Parton with a yellow saintly aura outline.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are Millennials the last generation that mixed crushed up over-the-counter pills with cough syrup and stolen alcohol to get high by pouring potentially lethal concoctions into our assholes while listening to Ben Folds Five?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Is it rude that I refuse to gaze lovingly into my cats' booty-holes when they present them for inspection?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

From cum rags to riches, bitches 🤑

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I think Instagram is trolling me now. Back-to-back (all puns intended)

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Last month, I embarked on a sobriety journey. Sorry if I've been unhinged. I'll never try to be sober again 🫠

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As a BIOLOGICAL woman I refuse to be called "cis" because I'm trans.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My partner's been watching Jailbirds & I made the mistake of asking what pruno is. They explained it's prison wine fermented in a plastic bag. But never one to leave well enough alone, they suggested we try whipping up a batch with "pussy juice to aid in fermentation."

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God @thegodshow.com · 28/08/2026

Remember that time South Koreans rose up and arrested their president because he tried to incite AN INSURRECTION? Be like the South Koreans! 🇰🇷

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My DMs remain a disappointment. Every day it's another female sex bot group chat and not a single unsolicited dick pic 😩

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm waiting around at the SF airport & just saw a flight attendant strolling full speed in 6" heels, and yes, her legs could strangle a bison to death.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I wonder... Would a person get charged extra for renovating a broke down motel room?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I just realized the key to being a successful woman in comedy is to be hot with ADHD (I think I'm joking 🤔)

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As gay as I am on either side of the gender divide, only as an adult has it really sunk in how I chose the wrong activities for catching dick in high school. I chose all the extracurriculars people *said* were gay.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why, when moving, is there always a marble in one corner?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Of all LGBTQIA+ communities, I identify most with gay, queer, and bisexual men because I like to have fun, listen to dance music, and go outside

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Monosexuals can't be trusted. They'll fuck anyone who meets their gender preference. #GoldStarBisexual

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I can't even begin to express how betrayed I'd feel to start a relationship only to find out my partner's only capable of being attracted to one gender. YUCK! 🤮 #Don'tTouchMe

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"Would you [...] for a gazillion dollars?" posts always crack me up cause, bruh, people out here committing whole ass genocides for a quick buck. What makes you think I won't smoke crack and suck a dick to pay this month's rent?

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

T4T Ultimatum: 6 couple's leave as one polycule (½ of them still hate the other ½)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2026

GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to…

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

To all the transphobic women worried I might ever be in a public restroom at the same time as your daughter.... I have no interest in your child. Nor do I actually want to share space with her. Your husband, OTOH, who you want me to share space with? Yeah, we bout to fuck AND imma run his pockets.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The one thing I thought I'd regret post vaginoplasty was losing the ability to pee standing up, but it turns out I still can, as long as I don't mind making a mess 💦 Don't worry. I only pee standing up if forced to use the men's room.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Is there anything in the world cuter than the feline pre-pounce booty wiggle? I mean anything other than me wiggling my booty before being pounced 😽

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Erika Kirk continuing to deny murdering her husband sets a bad example encouraging women to not take credit for their work

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Not looking forward to the WH reporting the shooter's 3rd cousin twice removed once dated a guy who's cousin's 5th grade math teacher lived next door to a family with a transgender daughter 😒

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My current biggest contradiction is how mundane I want people to understand the trans experience to be while being consistently fabulous 💅🏿

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Dear Comedy Venues, If you leave the house lights on and I can see every individual member of the audience, then we're no longer doing stand-up. That's an NA meeting. How you gonna offer me a show just to rope me into an intervention? Sincerely, Your Local Addict/Comedian

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I'm just gonna start shouting "YOU'RE AI‼️" in people's faces irl when I disagree with them

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I am sick and tired of these tight booty bubble butt queers out here flaunting their universal sex appeal making ME feel gay 😤 I am a god-fearing Christian women

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Some terf slid into my DMs to accuse me of having a sexual fetish for "invading women's spaces." Girl, my go to sexual fetish is getting dicked down by half a dozen men. Foh

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

What irritates me most about the whole Byron Noem discussion is everyone tripping over themselves in defense of crossdressers but not one person has come to the defense of people with wonky nipples

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Now that I don't have a dick, I find myself saying "suck my dick" a lot

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Errbody think cats are being disrespectful when they don't respond to their names, but y'all just ain't saying anything interesting

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I like my women like I like my men, and no, I won't elaborate

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

My partner thinks they're better than me, cause they don't poop their pants or fall asleep on the toilet 😠 THEY AIN'T BETTER THAN ME!!

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I'm on a mission to discover the maximum amount of @$$ my frame can carry 🍑

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'm torn. Do I hate making decisions because I'm a submissive bottom or because I like blaming others for outcomes? 🤔

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Men (ALL men) confound me. Like how can you have interacted with men and normal people and still want to be associated with men? 🤯 There's no way being a trans man is a choice.

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Mx. Dahlia Belle @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Sadly, as an absurdist, I feel obligated to watch the State of the Union tonight

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