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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If they call it a "Sando", you're paying 50% too much for it, minimum.
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Allison Meisner @ameisner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Received our first issue of the print edition of The Onion and I am not disappointed!
The Onion headline states "CDC Successfully Eradicates Children". The picture shows a young child with a messy shirt and runny nose.
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Matheus Graef @omiosures.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know? Double cheese burger
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think it's telling that virtually nobody in the modern call of duty is playing with an [ICE] tag. If the amoral edgelords of the shootmans community won't touch your shit, morale is LOW.
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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
12/25/22
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Föndle @fondlepunch.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Thought I would check out the new Borderlands and left incredibly frustrated that the game STILL Feels Like That. How is it that, in your game that is entirely about Having Lots of Guns, shooting any of them feels like an emotionless afterthought?
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
a little annoyed that I was made to care about the primary for mayor of a city I do not and may never live in, but more than that, very glad that it didn't end in another "Close, but the centrists circled the wagons and prevented anything good from happening." Nice to get one (1) win.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The people who buy the little talking buttons for their pets are fascist-adjacent. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Guy trying to convince his date that the people giving him the middle finger in his cybertruck are "just doing a special little greeting, kind of like an inverse Jeep Wave"
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
PSA: If I’m looking up how to beat a boss, just type it out. I don’t need to see a whole ass video. I don’t need to hear your dry ass mouth smacking as I try and place where your accent is from. I’m trying to beat the Lord of Flame. I got a lot going on right now.
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What the fuck is with this Kojima fit
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Renee Faust @renofaust.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
if you've recently discovered an affinity for "men of mediterranean heritage with a passion for health care reform", I encourage you to check out "Health Justice Now" by @crulge.urinal.club www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/580342...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2024
the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
i texted my stylist to schedule an appointment and she never responded, guess i'm just not cutting my hair again
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Thanks Amazon I can't wait to check out exciting items for the women girls in my life from my favorite brand, Yqljew.
iOS lock screen notification from Amazon, the text is "Don't miss a top gift pick, Yqljew Travel Gifts for Women Girls"
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
hm well this is the most insane premise of all time
cover of book called “flesh & blood” by graham mastertonback cover of Flesh & Blood with plot summary:

'The Green Traveller will come knocking at your doo and he will knock and knock and go on knocking unt somebody lets him in. And then God help you.'
Terence Pearson is obsessed with this legendary creature, half man-half tree. Knowing his children to be the Traveller's descendants, he slaughters them under the open sky in order to save them from their fate.
The Spellman Institute of Genetics are trying to implant the genetic codes of a human child into the mind of America's biggest pig, Captain Black, the size and weight* of a small car. But what the surgeons don't know is that the human donor was one of Terence's children...
The awesome pig, encoded with the malevolent and destructive psyche of the Green Traveller, embarks on a horrifically bloody and unstoppable rampage. Protected by law and multi-million dollar interests, it seems nothing can stop it...
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Baby Jail
A cat inside a dog cage reaching her paw through the bars
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Just found out that I'm taller than Sephiroth and this is the most powerful I've ever felt
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cowie @cowie.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
There's something appealing about having zero post history as a perpetual lurker, but I also don't want people to think I'm some psycho's sock puppet when I follow them. I'm just here because I like posts, man.
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