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Wilson Wilson

@courier429.bsky.social
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Mind your doors and corners. You die in doors and corners. Much like an 80s sitcom dad probably in a sweat suit

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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 8h
“Jacob and Hamish”, fountain pen on paper.
A cat with a cane, monocle, and a top hat, next to a reptile with a feather in his cap, smoking a pipe.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
[11:59 pm] STEVE MILLER: almost time to toke
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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 8h
Even god has no power over Cleveland
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11h
Holy shiate
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve tried. Buddy I’ve tried
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 11h
It really is nice to re read something expecting it to be absolutely awful and not only does it hold up it’s objectively good. Of course I am talking about the palladium RPG books.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 12h
It always takes me a few days to get a new phone setup the way I like everything. Sure it didn’t help I jumped from android to apple
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 12h
I’m fairly certain nobody knows my actual name
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 12h
I’m catching up on my stories(warhammer lore) and if we see bolters in my lifetime you’re going to hear me laughing in space
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 12h
Dear apple. Please make a MacBook Neo with 5g internet built in
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 18h
these river otters are blissfully unaware the Cuyahoga has 13 fires in its history
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14h
"i'm 90 percent fur," Biberty cries. I stop sharpening my cleaver and lock eyes with him, my right hand gripping him from behind. I give a couple of medium-firm squeezes and a smile. He's marbled like kobe beef. By the way he just sighed, he knows it.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 14h
I hate that my name is Dave and this is me.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 14h
Tweet from Joshin and Jokien: "Galadriel realizing they were—all of them—deceived, for another Ring was made" captions a photo making her "holy shit" face as Eric Schmitt's attempts to spring a perjury trap on Jack Smith blows up in his face.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15h
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 15h
Needed a muffuletta
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 15h
Going to galluccis in my sweatpants.
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Tony Soprano and Piocosta's Intense Reaction
ALT: Tony Soprano and Piocosta's Intense Reaction
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 16h
@nickhasthoughts.com it’s close to you. You should make a stupid decision you couldn’t ever regret.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 16h
“Hobbyless behavior” is just a nuclear level fucking burn only Germany could come up with it.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16h
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 16h
My coworkers made fun of my off day sweatsuit and if they only knew how badly I hate hard pants.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 17h
Ok but hear me out, cargo bike alleycat.
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Palmervilnius
ALT: Palmervilnius
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 17h
I stand by this.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 17h
I went downtown, whatever happens in @theeferringer.bsky.social’s day is officially not my fault. Blame Oprah
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 19h
I’m almost certain some bicycle companies started making super high quality components because they hated answering the warranty line phone. They’d rather engineer a headset for life than talk to people and I feel that. I’m of course talking about Chris king
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 19h
If you’re a fairly large human and you want my old android phone it’s available very cheap
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cup of zen @cupofzen.bsky.social · 20h
this piece finally came out about the brick roads in the cleveland area that i was interviewed for. thelandcle.org/stories/not-...
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Not-so-yellow brick roads polarize Clevelanders – The Land
Pavers seem to draw more praise than criticism online, with locals enjoying their unique aesthetic.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 20h
Go to every restaurant you haven’t yet I’m not fucking kidding now I’ve been saying this for two years.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 20h
I’m going to one of my jobs exclusively to steal coffee on my way to the post office. I will of course lie and say I’m checking the schedule. I know my schedule back and forth, I just want free coffee.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 21h
Person sipping wine 

reckless pedestrian written at top

I’ll wear back whenever the fuck I want
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 20h
Local hot Kraft singles wanna stop the world and melt with you
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 20h
Long shot: Do I know anyone on here who's good with audio design / audio editing? I would like to hire someone for a tiny project -- a one-minute loop of spooky ambient sounds, like using stock audio -- but it's gotta happen today, as the deadline is tonight. I had someone but they totally flaked.
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DCTrikeMom @dctrikemom.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"But what if you need to carry 3 kids, 40 lb of cat litter and a Tern HSD?" #bikedc
DC trike mom in a purple t-shirt on a bunch bike with three kids, towing a tern hsd. You can't see the cat litter but it's there
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey @jasonkirk.fyi , have you seen this?
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 21h
its so crazy to see how uber, airnbnb, and streaming services like Netflix were supposed to be the cheaper alternative but have grown to be just as if not more expensive than what they were supposed to be replacing
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Demetri @demetri.bsky.social · 21h
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 21h
I have one task to do at ten am today otherwise I get two days off in a row for the first time in two weeks. My back is *doing things* if you’re an old replace your shoes as often as necessary. Nickels worth of free advice. I blame @theeferringer.bsky.social of course for all of this.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In 1974, select McDonald's in Cleveland OH gave away a set of McDonaldland Character trading cards promoting local educational landmarks. This set features some of the earliest giveaways of each character... it even refers to Grimace as "THE GRIMACE."
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 22h
Incredible. Absolutely no notes.
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 22h
Its 630 am is a black cat desperately need of attention? Just me?
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 22h
The funniest thing about me doing deliveries nowadays they’re always on time if not early. I absolutely try to smell like weed if possible to keep things static.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 23h
www.tampabay.com/news/humanin...
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What do you call a Prius hybrid combined with a pickup? The Pruck (w/video)
TIERRA VERDE
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John Wares @johnwares.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Choose your vehicle wisely.
My Surly Big Dummy eclipsed by a Planters nutmobile.
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Wilson Wilson @courier429.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Needs the curb theme
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“wait, what kind of brownies did you say these were?”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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