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Cosmo Spatchcock

@cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social
3.1K followers 4.2K following 7.4K posts

Another Gen X'er here. Disabled vet, retired Grunt, abstaining alcoholic, atheist, and big old pot head. Watcher of movies, player of games, collector of comics. No DM's unless I know you. No porn, No Crypto. Happily married.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
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Leonard Rodrigues @leonardrodrigues.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The GOP must be destroyed. It cannot be reformed
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
BREAKING: tired old woman, born to frolic with woodland creatures, has to get up and go to work. AGAIN.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
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🍒 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓑𝓵𝓾 🍒 @laurelblu.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Purrrrfect shot 😻
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Pablo @un5toppabl0.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🥰
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a woman sitting on a couch with the words " this one sparks joy " behind her
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Thank you Air Canada for the strike. Both my bosses are stranded until next week and I’ve never believed in unions more.
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King of Cake Believe @504spyboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Starting a gofuckme campaign
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
one of my core memories as a toddler is of being trusted to carry an entire plate of spaghetti and immediately dropping it all on the floor and my whole family laughing at me
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My Jewish black metal big titty goth girlfriend band isn't doing so well Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
2/3's of the access road runs through my property line. I'm gonna pull an 'ol "Toll both Willy". Charge a dollar twenty five to those that pass. We're at that stage of the retirement plan.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Sorry y'all I changed my PFP last night. I meant to warn y'all, but I was hella high.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
A little off the bottom please.
Sign out in front of a shop that reads, "Anal Barber".

Because butthole hair is still hair, and it needs to be cared for.  

Get the wicked comb-over. Maybe a butt hawk.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 19/08/2025
Texas Republicans have lost their damn minds.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
MS that’s just like your opinion news man
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The movie poster for Bed Of Roses with Christian slater And Mary Stewart masterson but the background is pepperoni pizza instead of flowers. They’re laying embracing with a pepperoni  pizza background and the title of the movie is now bed of pepperoni pizza
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
An air fryer is an Easy-Bake oven for adults except the food doesn’t taste like lightbulb.
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Trish Dukes @trishdukes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This was a thing. I had John Cougar Melonhead on my wall for YEARS!
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
album covers but with muppets: thread
Beaker on the cover of Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen.
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The Horse Knuckler of Ichabod Crane @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
holy hell, this photo
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
we adopted a Brooklyn street cat off of reddit (of all places) and she’s finally starting to feel at home.
long-haired tuxedo cat with a crunch face, a toy, and a lot of bravery
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My dumbass uncle eats horse dewormer.
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Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My mRNA vaccine beats your horse dewormer 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Why isn't this handled like the International Incident that it is? Good 'Ol Boys club is in full effect.
A tweet and retweet.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Now preparing to begin my "Hermit years".
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Dead reckoning my path to self destruction.
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I fucking hate Donald Trump with every molecule in my body.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Fucking dumb cunts, they are already ranked 50 out of 50 in education. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Oklahoma to reportedly vet prospective teachers with ‘America first’ test
Teachers from California and New York to be grilled on such topics as ‘biological differences between males and females’
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
We rode buses from the barracks to the airfield on our first deployment. We rode past the post theater whose sign proudly proclaimed: Fri King Arthur. Which still cracks me up every timei watch it.
King Arthur 2004 movie poster.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This shit gets consistently worse. How far are we from prisoners picking crops?
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I can't stand Newsome, but he can troll. And gerrymandering blue states needs to fucking happen.
Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, and the angel of Hulk Hogan lay hands and pray for Gavin Needless
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
You think you’re hot shit until you find a gray pube. #humbled
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☠🏴‍☠️The Dead Don't Die🏴‍☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Just because no one wondered. I've had a lot of support. I think I've listened to ever possible version of Brace for Imoact now. ❤❤❤❤❤🐢🐢🐢🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️☠☠☠☠
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a black and white photo of a man and the words from someone above
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I imagine the difference between StubHub and Pornhub is only a few inches
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Kel in the U.S.A. @lekdrol.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Today's #vinyl selection: #ThePogues #RumSodomyAndheLash 40 years ago today, the #Pogues released their 2nd album. #DirtyOldTown #APairOfBrownEyes #SallyMacLennane #TheSickBedOfCúchulainn #ShaneMacGowan #Vinylsky #NowSpinning #MusicSky #NEOVC #RecordCollection #VinylCommunity #MusicAlmanac
The Pogues - Rum Sodomy & the Lash
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Been a long week, but all's well over here.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
L. Don Tubbard
Maga is Scientology for hillbillies
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Damn, y'all are quiet when I'm away.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If I take off my glasses, I can’t see anyone seeing me, in the backseat of my truck, going to town on this piece of pizza.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sassy, she's punk as fuck.
Cosmos left arm petting a yawning calico mix, in black and white.
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Cosmo Spatchcock @cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Craig knows how cute he is.
A large orange cat laying on his side, mouth open, tongue lolling about.
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