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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸

@cosmiclaurel.bsky.social
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Mask-wearer. Gamer. Yarn enthusiast. I help kill cancer. she/her Fuck genocide

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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s March. It sounds like there’s an ice cream truck. The music is Christmas carols. Are we giving up on linear time?
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, what they’re doing is both illegal and unconstitutional. Stop saying that matters. Clearly it doesn’t.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
sploosh kaboom
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I haven’t seen Twin Peaks since it first aired. Paid the bad guys to stream. Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to. #RobinTweetsTwinPeaks Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The obviously rational choice of voting to continue genocide, apparently
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Might I recommend NOT getting wasabi in a paper cut?
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some *comedians* because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Shout out to the jerk who didn’t close the shaker bottle so it spilled when I was shaking it (It was me. I’m the jerk.)
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 18/01/2025
One day, America will be used as an example of why a 2 party system is doomed to fail, especially when both parties eat out of the same corporate funded trough The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP Google Reader
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
TIL
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Does quote posting violate your copyright too?
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
If you ever want to make a certain type of Christian very, very angry, point out that Jesus is, canonically, ace/aro and watch them spin trying to tell you why you're wrong. Things like, "Jesus absolutely wanted to fuck, he just didn't!" will start coming out of their mouths.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Malificent in the streets, Merriweather in the sheets
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Paisley
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
As a certified crazy person, I don’t like it when people use “crazy” pejoratively. What else can people use? Here’s what I have: Wild Twisted Bananas More please
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I want to complain about A Thing, but if I do, people will do The Thing. In fact, people will think that if I complain about The Thing, I secretly want The Thing. I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Dear Gatekeepers Complaining about Innocuous Posts Here: Stop it. No Love, Me
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good at the moment.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Read the alt text please
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Apollo 13
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.
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old tom @yuckytom.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
So Donald Trump being elected president is one thing. But I'm just going to point out the interesting playing field we're entering w/ folk hero murder polling positively at the very moment the GOP is going to unilaterally install the Oops All Captain Planet Villains cabinet. Worth considering....
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
in this country it’s safer to be a wealthy violent extremist with a car than a peaceful unarmed student protester.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
How many of these jobs are at a living wage? How many exist because of huge layoffs so that corporations can hire people for less? How many include full benefits so that employees don’t have to worry about pre-existing conditions when ACA is overturned
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope they never tell anyone. I hope they're having a bacon egg and cheese with coffee right now. I hope they walk free for the rest of their life.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Guillotine manufacturers are about to make a killing
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Guillotine manufacturers are about to make a killing
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
those new york times articles claiming transphobia was just asking questions about parental rights, that cast anti-genocide protests as antisemitic terrorism — this is the media that gets to live on, muddied & rife with lies to paint a picture for today and tomorrow, to fill up the space.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hey so um I’m not a democrat? No party represents me, particularly if they are pro genocide. I seem to have been put on the wrong list or something
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Maybe Terry realized his friend was a Fed. I mean, who took those photos?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
And I'm walking in the forest no I will not be on time yes I will smell like weed a little bit
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Yep
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Thanksgiving: the celebration of when my ancestors ruined America, both in their present and ours.
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Can confirm
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Can confirm
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Holographic Spare Trousers as my starter joker. Hell yeah
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I love this photo. Wish I could bookmark it
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Is there a way around not having bookmarks here? I like to bookmark things to read later. You know, like a bookmark
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Oh. Oh no. I’m about to buy a bunch of games I don’t play
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Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸 @cosmiclaurel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A Kennedy is saying that we need to give black children a Kennedy’s privilege. Yeah dude spread it around
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
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