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coriolisdave

@coriolisdave.bsky.social
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catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm. defender of arachnid virtue. i believe in you. he/him.

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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say boys will be boys. But when will men be men? Ya gotta stand up, lads.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been hunting around the house for the past 16hours, trying to find The Dead Thing. Inside. Outside. All around in the park. Finally found it whilst showering. It’s my fkn knee.
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Gemma Bristow @konallis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In medieval English, the female version of a job title was formed by putting an 'st' sound in the middle of the word. Aside from 'spinster', most are now obsolete as nouns, but they survive in surnames like Baxter, Brewster and Webster.
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh hey, this is going around again? and i got 30 moots w/ the acct this lady is a terf
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/08/2026
The roller coaster of emotions I just went through reading this single post
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Morning trap (Not a trap)
A cat snuggled with her human, belly exposed and paws floppy. 

She is softer than you can imagine.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hm. Is a combination cat cafe / dnd store a bad idea cos I kinda like the idea of chilling with cats and throwing bones
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Any circle. Any where. Any time.
A fluffy cat sitting on an archery target. Her butthole is on the bullseye
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What the shit she’s only a baby
A slender young woman smiles radiantly at the camera. She is wearing a slinky brown dress
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pani Popo, a traditional Samoan soft bun baked in a sweet coconut cream sauce. (We served this with biscoff sauce) Holy shit.
Pani Popo.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It is little Miss’s 14th birthday, and she has come home from school - at midday - in high distress. Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about. I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
First time in a child-free house for weeks, enjoying some... companionship... with the Cap'n. Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well. Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Halfway into my seventh T Kingfisher book of the year, and a human is helplessly in love with gnoles.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am unsure how, but clearly the new boots have offended the cat
Black and red boots with chains and ribbons and shit. 

In the background, a white cat considers murder.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Youth Orchestra Alumni concert. A field of grey hair and wrinkles, some performing for the first time in decades. At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev. She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How many times can I reply “a fan only covers the area of its airflow, bubbles cover the entire area the bubbles float in” to everyone smug-actuallying me about goddamn fans
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
A photo of Tony Head with a fan, standing in a barn near a horse. Tumblr post from dracofidus: If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and look loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Utger and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a massive hug. Waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I was back safe.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have been begging for a real wiki for 6 months, and keep getting told "use our AI bot! it knows everything!*" Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team. *everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You should not be able to be charged with crimes that are objectively funny.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why is it that smoke alarms only ever start chirping from low battery at 3am?
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 24/05/2026
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m in danger.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m in danger.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No one can stop you from getting a taco bowl and some streets corms You are a grownup, being a grownup means you can also get some guacamoles
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Eldest’s visiting American friend has declared my burger* “lit”. #winningatdadding *smash patty, fresh roll, cheese, lettuce, condiment to taste
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fkn a dollar for “extra seasoning salt”?!!? What sort of unAustralian bullshit is this
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Goodness me T Kingfisher books are entirely consumable (complimentary)
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The front fell off
An inverted tortie cat. Her head cannot be distinguished.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The front fell off
An inverted tortie cat. Her head cannot be distinguished.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
TV: And if you follow the cold front through the weekend, you'll see we have a 30% chance of upset. Me: ...What's upset? The Egyptian God Set: NOT MUCH DAWG, WHATS UP WITH YOU
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
DO YOU FUCKING THINK, "RESEARCHERS"?!?
screenshot: "Compiled by independent think tank the e61 Institute, the research suggests younger people with rich parents who are sitting on large bequests will do best in coming years, with inheritances likely to be the biggest driver of inequality between Millennials."
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan"
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Made Anzac-biscuit steel cut oats for breakfast (oats sweetened w/ golden syrup, coconut cream. Topped with a coconut crumble (strussel)). Holy yum
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Doing my weekly working-from-mum's-as-respite and they have sky news blaring that fucking guy fmd
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 21/04/2026
you know what's a super reliable and uncomplicated way of publishing your content across multiple channels simultaneously, a really simple form of syndication one might say
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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This isn’t an academic threat to democracy, social inclusion and genuinely liberal values where people are all valued equally. It is a clear and present fascist program attached to a military political project that stifles dissent at home and kills “adversaries” abroad.
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fancy French dinner for our anniversary last night. Highlights include the no-alcohol amaretto sour, the savoury pane au chocolate (with pork blood sausage instead of chocolate - astonishing) and the charred zucchini with goats cheese and prosciutto.
Chickpea panisse, / blue mackerel, green apple oil, pickled fennel. Pane au (I dunno), AF Amatetti sour (amaretti + lime). Pouched trout in scallop bisque / potato / duck breast / charred zucchini w prosciutto
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hotel room has a sink-mounted shaving mirror, that I need to look downwards on. That is how I learned my face skin now sags earthward when my face is parallel to the ground. So that’s a thing now I guess.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Shanghai here we come.
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Damien Smith @damo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
As a Strayan, this one always gets me.
Tweet from @parsfarce:

american birds: chirp chirp
european birds: cheep cheep
australian birds: FUCKIN АНАНАНАНАНАНА
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility, but a shout out to the invisible trans people - the ones who haven't realised, the ones who haven't shared it, and, sadly, the ones for whom it's just too dangerous to be yourself in public. I might not see you, but I know you're out there.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Voicemail's with a threatening aura
Voicemail: "hi this is skynet calling in regards to an enquiry for your internet"
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 25/03/2026
the writing was on the wall in 2017-18 and the death knell should’ve been the harper letter in 2020 but it’s 2026 my friends, it’s been a whole fucking decade of increasingly unhinged right wing hysteria. if the books taught you justice, prove it. if they didn’t, what are you holding onto them for?
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
In case my loathing of the material is obscuring my central point, fuck terfs
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just saw someone refer to the Rest Is History as being hosted by “nice lefties” and… no. The way they both chortle about and denigrate “woke” culture is not nice.
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Impish MATT @impishmatt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You're gonna find out which nerd/pop culture related accounts you can unfollow tomorrow.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Why isn’t it shiny? It’s making my heart really sad It’s looking really bad and no one wanted this at all
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