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coriolisdave

@coriolisdave.bsky.social
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catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm. defender of arachnid virtue. i believe in you. he/him.

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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say boys will be boys. But when will men be men? Ya gotta stand up, lads.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have been hunting around the house for the past 16hours, trying to find The Dead Thing. Inside. Outside. All around in the park. Finally found it whilst showering. It’s my fkn knee.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I’ve learned anything from this season of Reacher, a cheesesteak makes a good breakfast
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
OH SHIT HAPPY INCREMENT GOMI!!!
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Gemma Bristow @konallis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In medieval English, the female version of a job title was formed by putting an 'st' sound in the middle of the word. Aside from 'spinster', most are now obsolete as nouns, but they survive in surnames like Baxter, Brewster and Webster.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I met a matching brindle pair yesterday, the boy of whom was scared of Strange Man but lady was all keen for snugs and scritches and lovin Such sweet hounds
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh hey, this is going around again? and i got 30 moots w/ the acct this lady is a terf
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/08/2026
The roller coaster of emotions I just went through reading this single post
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Morning trap (Not a trap)
A cat snuggled with her human, belly exposed and paws floppy. 

She is softer than you can imagine.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rachmaninoff eyes? Are they particularly elongated? Romantically decorative? Terminally depressed?
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hm. Is a combination cat cafe / dnd store a bad idea cos I kinda like the idea of chilling with cats and throwing bones
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wtaf
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Any circle. Any where. Any time.
A fluffy cat sitting on an archery target. Her butthole is on the bullseye
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this is just the test fit, i dread to think how grown up she'll look with hairsdid and a face
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So long as
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
(I got your kobold joke btw I’m just riffing)
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
God I hope not, until 6 months ago she was queer af but now she has a boyfriend and I’m too young to be a grandpa
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well tbf that’s Big Miss, little miss is a whole half an inch shorter
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What the shit she’s only a baby
A slender young woman smiles radiantly at the camera. She is wearing a slinky brown dress
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Update: these things make fucking baller gently warmed up leftovers for breakfast
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pani Popo, a traditional Samoan soft bun baked in a sweet coconut cream sauce. (We served this with biscoff sauce) Holy shit.
Pani Popo.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not particularly, unfortunately. It took BM a while to find her tribe, and she’s also a very different personality - much more private, internalises everything. But seems unflappable. LM is a lot more reactive and outwardly emotional. So naturally it’s harder for her.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What a bunch of fucking jerks
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And how has big miss managed to skate so serenely over and around all of it??!?
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But what if I just kicked the shit out of all the ninth grade. Just this once.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It is little Miss’s 14th birthday, and she has come home from school - at midday - in high distress. Due to some bullshit friend drama she’s too upset to talk about. I am simultaneously incandescent with rage and utterly heartbroken for her.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Generally not, no.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
cannot recommend
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
First time in a child-free house for weeks, enjoying some... companionship... with the Cap'n. Lying across the bed, facing upwards, and, well. Ever been tea-bagged by a cat as you climax?
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I enjoyed that one! Particularly flying around in a wee ultralight lobbing grenades at said separatists. Good times
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yup. The second Australia started actually paying* our women cricketers, they went from good to holy fucking shit amazeballs. Generational talent after generational talent. *still a fraction of men, natch, but Actual Decent Money
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Halfway into my seventh T Kingfisher book of the year, and a human is helplessly in love with gnoles.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just saw the score, have no idea of the actual game, and am forced to assume the fix is in
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh shit HAPPY INCREMENT!!
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am unsure how, but clearly the new boots have offended the cat
Black and red boots with chains and ribbons and shit. 

In the background, a white cat considers murder.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Always was
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Youth Orchestra Alumni concert. A field of grey hair and wrinkles, some performing for the first time in decades. At the front row, a small girl (3?), wearing a tutu and ribbons, dances like a ballerina to Sibelius, Williams, and Prokofiev. She is transported, her pure delight a balm to the soul
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How many times can I reply “a fan only covers the area of its airflow, bubbles cover the entire area the bubbles float in” to everyone smug-actuallying me about goddamn fans
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
A photo of Tony Head with a fan, standing in a barn near a horse. Tumblr post from dracofidus: If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and look loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Utger and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a massive hug. Waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I was back safe.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Eh I use OneDrive sync, which is just fine
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
depends what you're wanting, though. if it's just a personal thing, i'm a HUGE fan of obsidian
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
who even knows at this point i default to confluence, which isn't perfect, but it's powerful and i know how to drive it this guy built his own, which i'm sure will be ENTIRELY FINE and have NO SECURITY CONCERNS
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have been begging for a real wiki for 6 months, and keep getting told "use our AI bot! it knows everything!*" Now our Head of AI is setting up... a wiki. But just for his team. *everything = specifically-formatted documents with correct metadata stored in specific sharepoint site
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You should not be able to be charged with crimes that are objectively funny.
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why is it that smoke alarms only ever start chirping from low battery at 3am?
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
180 (fan forced), unless it’s a veg or protein I want crispy, in which case 220
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Helga can be a boy too
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yeah take that shit to mastodon (complimentary)
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ve also previously used “hausfrau”, which might fit better
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coriolisdave @coriolisdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
For me that’s just the Token Adult in any relationship (gender neutral, too!)
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