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CookPassTim

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I wouldn’t change one stupid decision For another 5 years of life.

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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 9h
Shaw should have gone at the same time imo
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What channel is it on? Been a while
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m overjoyed mate. We deserve more but we need a lot to click
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Harry, are you being positive? I’m not ready
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No 2 from 8 for these dudes
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
His availability might be
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Insanity. Hahaha
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We have marginalised an option too
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kroupi isn’t a striker.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s coaching the players and chose the lack of back up
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its just so formulaic now. It’s not working
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sack him, he hasn’t got a plan
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grow up Gary Neville
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Solanke man
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you man with no name
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s been good also sure
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nigel Farage
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MOTM so far is Gallagher Sorry if that offends
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agree somewhat but we’re not as sharp
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have we peaked in the first 30 again?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We can’t score man.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HugeNo
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone not saying Lamela here categorically knows nothing about elite football.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, I’m pretty sure he hasn’t played golf with Trump though
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ledley King didn’t have a fat tongue
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heaven was always full of tall geezers
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agree, it’s all about minorities
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW | A corrective to the obituaries… HERE LIES JEFFREY ARCHER The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/here-lies-...
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Here lies Jeffrey Archer
The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan.
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Cristiano Ronaldo ground rules but instead it’s Homer Simpson’s speech from the itchy and scratchy and poochie show
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put him in goal again
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah same, weird innit?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for the maths
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’ll regret these nudges
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need you, Janine.
Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s not even close to being the best in his generation and that wounds him daily. Silly cunt
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love it.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a joke btw before I get Blueskyed
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll vote Keane in 2 days because he would never be like that and had functioning legs. King would be a Man Utd legend if he had that
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, I’m sure those being racially abused vote Tory or Reform because of Tax
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s a reach.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brexit meets Brexit
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was wrong, 33
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s a proper Tory though.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The US really need to sit down and think about what they’ve done.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s only been 40 odd episodes :)
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shall we spray some cheese on it for you?
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Erik Iamela
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have zero hate for him but he was a mid table goalie. A mere step up from now
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, but he was super average.
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll go Friedel to keep the bloody Yanks happy
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