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A Very Shitty Wizard

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 7h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 6h
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10h
@nakedpastor.bsky.social
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 9h
More Elden Ring today, they just couldn't keep me away.
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Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition Playthrough/Lore Chat 2/?
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 10h
Lacye says this is important 🖤
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 10h
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23h
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Japan CamBot @japan-cambot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Naha Airport, Okinawa, Japan #Japan #Nippon
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
listen. sometimes the entire purpose of a woman's life is to be used and discarded in service of A Man learning a very special lesson
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorghum grows incredibly well in random places too. We found some sprouting in my mom's backyard where it had been dropped after a puja and totally forgotten about before it grew into a 6 ft tall stalk. Beautiful plant, ngl.
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if someone wrote an apologia piece like this about my rapist i would be utterly fucking incandescent. i'm sorry this is disgusting we do not, in fact, need to discuss the nuance of raping someone, facing no consequence, and then making tons of money over the next ten years as a public figure
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I don’t know why sexual assault gets a pass from these people (I mean we know why but) - like if it came out that I had done vehicular manslaughter while under the influence, I think people would be well within their rights to not want to support my stuff anymore, even if I was mega sorry.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i cant believe where were at hahahhaa
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026
Me rn
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wait till you find out about roguelikes
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
y'know it wasn't until just now that I learned that this was about a TV show about working in a restaurant and not just the general experience of working in a restaurant
OHHHHH GOD OH FUCK SOMEONE ORDERED FOOD FROM MY RESTAURANT AND NOW I HAVE TO MAKE IT AHHHHH
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god we are just kicking cancers ass
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/10/2026
It's actively insanity inducing to be a survivor and a feminist right now because in the face of the sheer ubiquity of sexual assault and the lack of consequences for it, we're all being besieged by demands that we think of the rapist men, forgive the rapist men, cleanse the souls of the rapist men
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so tired of Jonestown being a stock reference for “haha, you’re in a cult.” 918 people died, most against their will, and still it has become shorthand for how stupid you think someone is. It's the McDonald's hot coffee incident of mass death — universally referenced, entirely misremembered.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026
Public judgement isn't prison. Judgement isn't laid out by the state. People are free to feel however they want about anybody. You cannot force other people to feel a certain way about someone else.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not opposed at all to guilty pleasure reading. I do it a lot. I just don't understand the desire to say there's no meaningful difference between, like, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Dungeon Crawler Carl, because after all you might like both.
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shower no thoughts They knew i would skip it if they didn't catch me during a cutscene
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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Classic Yam 🩵
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Perennial Astronaut @mkdouma6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you feel like you need to post something that empathizes with Jacob Gellar, I get it, but close the app and instead practice empathizing with the victim. I do not say this glibly. Just do it and sit with that discomfort.
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Perennial Astronaut @mkdouma6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Simply, we're either predisposed or have been conditioned to ask ourselves "what if i were the perpetrator/accused" instead of asking "what if I were the victim." I don't think you're a bad person for reacting but you need to work on it babes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this sucks. you want "restorative justice" as opposed to punishment, but what has he restored? what has he done? what does a youtuber losing his career for admitting to be a rapist have to do with carceral abolition when he has never and will never see prison time, or even actual consequences?
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny the way the books Dracula and Frankenstein got associated via horror cinema, because Frankenstein is a good book and Dracula, if it were released today, would be guilty pleasure genre fiction. Like, very good guilty pleasure genre fiction, but not an important book.
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dr. perky 🥤 @perkypalmtree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's a concerning amount of bsky users who talk about college rape like it's on the same level as middle schoolers watching sjw cringe compilations
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nicole is a leading expert on the issue of campus sexual violence. I am floored that USA Today would do this to her. I find this kind of journalistic behavior unethical and morally reprehensible, twisting an interview with a renowned advocate for survivors into a hit piece against a survivor.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the real trick is a lot of people hate humans and love non humans much more so this is a real problem
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s wild.
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo drove drunk. He doesn't deny it. In fact he plead no contest and has taken ownership of his actions and publicly acknowledged his struggles with pain medication and now alcohol. For that he got canned by CBS while the NFL suspends players ~4-6 games for domestic violence. The NFL sucks
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop thinking about these (leftist, supposedly) people who in the face of horrific allegations default to “won’t someone think of the rapists” - you guys are telling on yourself.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The “restorative justice” convos around Geller l miss the point. Maybe he is/was on that path. But he is owed nothing from us and I have more empathy for victims who found comfort in his work (like myself, I own his fucking book) and now feel betrayed at having emotionally invested in an abuser.
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here in Los Angeles, the government just spits on you and tells you to learn to code
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sorry but if you fell for this you should be required to put a lock on your wallet to avoid the inspector
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Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With new game-changing drugs and vaccines, patients with early precancerous lesions or at high-risk for developing pancreatic cancer could benefit from treatment to prevent disease development. #Science 🧪
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Can pancreatic cancer be stopped in its tracks? Radical tactic raises hopes
With prospects for new treatments at an all-time high, researchers are looking for ways to boost survival by treating the disease early.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
demonschool is good as fuck and I need to get into the right groove so I can finish it
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Japan CamBot @japan-cambot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naha Airport, Okinawa, Japan #Japan #Nippon
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abbey’s Rarepair
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody here has been talking about the insane incident that happened yesterday on a flydubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv, where the copilot stabbed the pilot midflight and almost brought the whole plane down but for luck and some clever moves from the pilot
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Indian pilot tells PM Modi he opened flydubai cockpit door during attack
Smit Machchhar ​spoke from a hospital bed in ​Abu Dhabi, replaying the dramatic attack and his desperate effort to open the ‌cockpit door to seek help, in a video call with Indian Prime Minister Naren...
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