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Constance Frost

@confusedpuppy.bsky.social
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Season 2 Episode 23 of DS9 is amazing. Kira is my favorite character, so I was enamored with Intendant Kira. Selfcest is beautiful
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all the baddest bitches have a decent patrick warburton impression hidden somewhere
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
REAL AS FUCKKKK
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tasha Yar got Yasha Tarred
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn, that prog is starting to hit again 😵‍💫
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you like Fire Emblem you either post “Fire Emblem is ok” or you post this, there is nothing in-between
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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˗ˏˋ quinn @ afk 🛫 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Block list feels too small, gonna scroll the discover tab
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sleep schedule kinda fucked up from flying across the country. Food schedule also kinda fucked up. Stomach and head have been hurting today. Blehhhh
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 06/10/2026
Usually if you say you experienced something through a Let's Play people will judge you for not actually playing it or whatever but if you say "I experienced Danganronpa through the Something Awful Let's Play" it actually kinda means you're an OG
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Goo Goo Ga Ga Man
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One cis guy with a Bass Pro Shops hat in a row of all trans women. Fish fear him.
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's always a nyt journalist harassing a trans person" Actually it seems it's always a buncha white people harassing a Black person, but what do I know
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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james @james.claims · 23/09/2026
bit weird to posture as if a handful of covid-conscious lesbians are your parasitic enemies and everything that’s wrong with the world, i think we love the words of a clickbaity transphobic outlet as long as they deliver us up some new lolcows with which we can soothe the absence within ourselves
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Bread and chips just go well together” - my carbpilled girlfriend
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Enigma of Amigara Fault but for fleshlights
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Suck my fucking dick Saints
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/09/2026
Original Nathan Fielder "my friends out of frame laughing too" tweet, with photo of Elizabeth Holmes creepy smile photoshopped as a second carousel photo
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💀Skelethan💀 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Lugia...? Sorry, pal. No one calls me that, anymore. It's SHOE-gia now!" #pokemon #art
Doodle of Lugia from Pokemon Silver/Gold, wearing comically large boots and striking an absolutely hard af pose
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know the love is real when the poops sync up
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, now leave Captain Kirk’s grinder habitats out of this.
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So I get assigned a new pcp thats supposed to be versed in transgender care, and I find out: >He's a floating dr and can't be my pcp for whatever reason >He is not super well versed in trans care, asking a colleague about taking progesterone and estradiol at the same time
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of a Tumblr post by user joeyclaire that reads: "you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people".
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spider ::::) @publicsexforest.golf · 24/08/2026
sometimes someone writes a really serious heartfelt post and I come up with a really funny joke about it and have to restrain myself
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
speed cameras, mangione centrism, ethical bible study, spreadsheet people. i could not be happier. bluesky's finally developing its own main character infrastructure. keep it up friends
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/08/2026
Oh sweet she’s a fujoshi
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Honey, I went to the pharmacy like you asked and all they had available was clown estrogen. Is that okay?"
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
“i hate AI” now replace AI with women. not so funny, is it?
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fulfilling my duty as a kid by getting my dad set up with a stream to watch the race today for free
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Glad we just read 1984, Brave New World, and (for the lucky) Catch 22 in school so we can appreciate the written word. Good thing fictional stories can never have a message about the real world. Because the real world is real, and not a work of fiction.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
please educate yourself about the historical development and present day topography of my crusty anus
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finally unlocked ascension 10 with all characters in StS2, hoo rah
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hope the person who typoed into my phone number got their sandwich order in time
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Constance Frost @confusedpuppy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Man, how do my hairs even end up down there. Its not like I'm a contortionist, but god if I was...
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🌑 @fell.energy · 25/07/2026
beatles in ocarina of time
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