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Summer 🏳️‍⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 16h
Billionaires are hoarders. High taxes on the ultra wealthy unbind valuable resources from hoarders and redistribute them to those in need. It's how the government cleans its room.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 16h
AI companies don't want you to have the presence of mind to connect the dots of "somebody posts an article about them torturing some llms, everybody cheers, anthropic makes a new rule saying you aren't allowed to torture llms" and wanna act like you would personally kill Data ST:TNG
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
George Carlin had a whole bit about this. And the worst part of all this? That none of the proceeds from this live-stream event will go towards saving social security, just saving Pete's low-t levels
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes I think about the way that my parents aren’t divorced and have a 40 year marriage, my immediate family are still in close contact with each other, and I just feel like this whole “epidemic of divorce and family estrangement” is the most skill issue thing ever
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If we don't hurry up, someone else might buy up the domain for pets(.)com!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, on the bright side, no amount of lawyering up can legally demand restoration of a newgrounds account. Here’s hoping Tom Fulp looks at this for what it most likely is, and keeps to his decision.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Double or nothing from the DTW TSA. Thinking of getting one of those punchcards
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmao, what a pick for the Bills
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay finally got to watch some football and that was a WILD last 2 minutes before the half for buffalo new england
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I remember back in the simple days you could watch football on Sundays without having to be subscribed to an add on subscription to watch a reaction to a reaction to the game. There’s apparently 8 games on??????
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucky that I am my abusive ex isn’t somehow famous, I have no illusions that my story would take her down anyway.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered that squirrel owned by that animal abuser in New York and how they supposedly made a “wildlife sanctuary” that “rescued over 300 animals” and crossing that with Miranda’s Rescue, the dog rescue that took money to rehome dogs straight into the fucking dirt.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember back in the mid-00s when Nickelodeon totally didn’t make a show about a trans girl superhero?
A screenshot of Jenny Wakeman from the animated series “My Life As a Teenage Robot,” speaking to a teacher. A trans pride flag hangs prominently in the background
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s crazy that in the meantime, Oney’s fans are butthurt about Tom Fulp nuking his account because Oney’s been keeping radio silent.
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny that there’s someone out there who’s basically like “well, I have plenty enough money to live out the rest of my days lavishly. I’m going to spend the rest of the money I earn, stabbing people to death with the long arm of the law” and people are tripping over themselves to buy her stuff
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remembering the maoist prison abolitionist who wanted to put up against the wall all cis people and all binary trans people. But after that, Miss Lincoln, we’ll abolish the prisons!
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking back hard to the evening in college I had a weed brownie that was way too potent for me (likely 300mg+) and was not well, and my dormmates’ best idea was to drive me to the dorm they were at with my ex, and I greened out and woke up in my ex’s bed. Funny that.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some threads stay in drafts. I feel for those being retraumatized by the news of this week.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The day Chamberlain nearly stopped Hitler”
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pardoning Nixon was already a mistake that continues to reverberate and break more pieces off our aging republic
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Just by remember, things get worse before they get better. So much worse. I’m excited about how much worse. Absolutely giddy. Because it’ll get better after of course.”
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One cis guy with a Bass Pro Shops hat in a row of all trans women. Fish fear him.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stopped and Frisked! By SMF TSA! The charge? That’s right: fat cock disorder, felony level
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love when white trans people get criticized and it activates their blood quantum sensors and the definition of whiteness spontaneously shrinks until whoever's being an ass is suddenly no longer white. Picture unrelated
An Assyrian child in Alqosh, Iraq dressed in traditional clothing.

Frankly, she would hardly look out of place in any Polish village. Maybe she's not an Anglo-Saxon who can derive their family tree to King Arthur, but y'know, white to anybody who's not praying at a Rhodesia map every evening.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In positive news, my Stapelia (hirsuta? grandiflora? I'm unsure at this point) seems to have been pollinated successfully on its second flower, as the main structure has fallen but the peduncle and pistils are strongly on. I may get 2 batches of seed to get experience sowing!!!
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the same way I don't take Black TERFs at their word accusing trans women of "womanface", I don't take white trans people at their word accusing a Black woman of "transphobia" when actually there's just a racist tantrum going down.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's always a nyt journalist harassing a trans person" Actually it seems it's always a buncha white people harassing a Black person, but what do I know
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
Anyway if Meta is doing this with your texts I’m not sure what’s stopping them from ingesting your whole hard drive so you should probably assume they are.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alrighty today's the day I dunk on AI dweebs. Go back to Twitter and ask Grok to help you with coming up with more convincing arguments
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen, you haven't lived if you haven't been topless grinding on a hairy guy's lap while he sucks on your nipples and twists your armpit hair all while your first mate headmate screams in your ear about being a lesbian who hates parallel processing
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what does it mean when a former coworker asks if you're going to the big public sex fair
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen, you haven't lived if you haven't been topless grinding on a hairy guy's lap while he sucks on your nipples and twists your armpit hair all while your first mate headmate screams in your ear about being a lesbian who hates parallel processing
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
6 parted stapelia mutabilis flower, what a showy bloom. Even the male and female parts have shifted from the typical Asclepiad 5-partedness to have a sixth.
Stapelia mutabilis flower half blooming. Its center reproductive zone is visible, showing the yellow nectaries/odor zones and stamens, each with six structures. The flower is purple otherwise, with a ridged textureStapelia mutabilis flower fully blooming. Its center reproductive zone is visible, showing the yellow nectaries/odor zones and stamens, each with six structures. The flower is purple otherwise, with a ridged texture. One petal is curved back. This flower is the size of my palm, about 4 inches acrossStapelia mutabilis flower fully blooming. Its center reproductive zone is visible, showing the yellow nectaries/odor zones and stamens, each with six structures. The flower is purple otherwise, with a ridged texture. One petal is curved back. This flower is the size of my palm, about 4 inches across. You can see the full pot in this shot, gritty soil and the plant stems are shaded like an umbrella
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
uncritical adoption of sex positivity, especially in straight-dominated spaces, usually just means women are expected to perform sexual favors for men
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mfers will really hateblast a trans woman for being ableist and then a few posts later say someone comes from a long line of sociopaths
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Bebs @cactusmombetty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Bread and chips just go well together” - my carbpilled girlfriend
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yolo?
Blue fella holds a six-pack in full sprint as he screams “YOLO”. He leaps off a cliff toward water, cheered by his pals, but: he is fatally injured when he lands on a rock down below. A conspicuously blue egg is born from the rear-end of a sea turtle. In the final frame: grumpy blue sea-turtle travels the ocean with a six-pack ring around its neck. Perhaps it’s not true “You Only Live Once”.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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