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Kell Compost 😷

@compostwitch.bsky.social
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Camberville expat, antiracist Heathen, AuDHD, they/them plants, soil, string, bugs, human systems, TMA, Tolkien, ancient history Chaparral / Muwekma Ohlone land Occasional 🔞

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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 3h
see this is a GOOD thing with a tolkien name
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 4h
Without disregarding that there are real executive/cognitive challenge tasks, both this and the OP's example are functions of the US health care system deliberately offloading that work onto patients/payers in the interest of profit
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 5h
So… TSA’s next move is “If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean” to really reinforce the vile nature of the job? Because the US relationship with service workers can always get worse. Puttin’ me in solidarity with TSA line workers takes some real assholery.
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Who Was It Harming to Allow a TSA Agent to Sit in a Chair While Scanning IDs?
If the Trump administration can find a way to make life a little worse for any federal employee, even a TSA agent, they'll undoubtedly do it.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 5h
An aside on this thread: it’s unlikely we will ever have entirely machine made clothing. For 3D printing or laser-cut and welded, we’ll have to use plastics and those aren’t comfortable. The two likely real world options are circular knits — so far, we can machine-knit at 2 meter circumference.
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Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon.bsky.social · 8h
Our fault for installing a seismic station at a high school, really. Article: pubs.geoscienceworld.org/ssa/srl/arti... Signal from “At risk: Earthquake & Tsunami on the West Coast”
Photograph of a book page with a seismic signal. The rest of the page reads: “1 minute
The characteristic signature of an earthquake - a P wave followed by a higher-amplitude S wave - is clearly missing in the record at the top of this page, collected on January 11, 1996. This recording shows a series of irregular waves interrupted by periods of quiescence. The record came from a seismograph located on the grounds of the Port Alberni High School and was telemetred to the Pacific Geoscience Centre. Based upon his experience and the character of the recording, one of the seismic technicians thought that someone was trying to break into the concrete vault that housed the seismograph. He phoned the Port Alberni RcMP who promised to immediately investigate. A short time later, the technician received a return phone call reporting that a young couple was found in flagrante delicto on the roof of the seismic vault. To our knowledge, this is the world's only seismograph recording of an act of love.

This seismogram was recorded by a seismograph located in a vault on the grounds of the Port Alberni Secondary School on January 11, 1996. The repeated waxing and waning of energy and the lack of distinct P and S wave phases indicate that this event was not an earthquake. It was discovered that its cause was a young couple getting to know one another on the roof of the seismic vault.”
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Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks for the great questions, James. Would be churlish not to show off this visual by our very own @marywyrd.bsky.social PHENGARIS, with the electro fan MC, available here: payhip.com/b/58paC Parch Marks, my newly released novel, here: www.gold.ac.uk/goldsmiths-p... #HorrorWritersChat
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Eco horror - Phengaris
Cli Fi - Parch Marks.

Phengaris has a cover image of a, butterfly made of rusted parts

Parch Marks features markings of ferns on dried earth.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 6h
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 8h
EERRRRMMMM ARKSHULI ONLY THE FEMALE MOSQUITOES DRINK BLOOD
silly #SciArt redraw of the nerd with glasses buckteeth and a pointy finger meme, but it is a mosquito head on a white background
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 7h
Well it only took me witnessing about 100 people say “honk if you squid” out loud before I finally added the word love to this dang car
Sarah’s squidmobile changed her words to honk if you love squid
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 7h
Man, you have to be just...really racist...not to come away from spending basically any time at all at an American university with a nearly boundless faith in the power of American assimilation. All sorts of students whose ancestors came from all over, utterly and completely American, all the way.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 7h
my head hurty
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15h
Here's Backpack as a yearling in 2007, unable to put weight on the injured paw. Holly took her cub & moved upriver, away from aggressive bears who might harm him at Brooks Falls. Fishing was harder for the pair, and she risked both of them struggling or starving, but he was SAFE.
Backpack in 2007, nursing an injured paw that is turned under, so that he can't put any weight on it.  If you're wondering why they didn't provide vet care, it's their policy not to interfere when an injury is natural and not caused by human activity.

I think this photo is by David Kopshever, National Park Service?  It's on a blog linked below.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 11h
If you think I, a middle aged woman, am not muttering “now kiss” while lifting, I love that you think I have dignity
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 10h
Nice! And now the rest! www.goodnewsnetwork.org/coastal-golf...
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Coastal Golf Course Turned into Vital Wetland Habitat for Seabirds
With an eye towards making room for native wildlife, a pair of golf courses are looking an awful lot more green. Along England’s coastline, a golf course has been transformed into a wetland nature res...
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 11h
@tkingfisher.com I gotta say, putting a WRONG weird nature fact in Astarion is a delightful and appropriate reversal of your usual ways 😍🤣
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Qingshan Lake Water Forest in Lin'an District, Hangzhou is a viral attraction sometimes called "Matcha Lake" for the emerald green duckweed (subfamily Lemnoideae). These black swans (Cygnus atratus) & their cygnets are enjoying a nutritious buffet of aquatic plants. Let's learn about duckweed.
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 23h
following el elemental on insta was a good idea
el elemental slumped on the ground compared to goku in crater
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 23h
i wonder if philosophy would be less obsessed with What Is Existence if it had been invented and worked over for 2000 years by people who spoke non-copula languages
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sol @spider.florist · 29/09/2026
*squeaky voice* the united states helium reserve is estimated at 305.9 billion cubic feet, or -10.59999 million tons
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/09/2026
One of the exercises I’ve seen to illustrate this is to have kids in intro programming classes tell the teacher how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the teacher follows their instructions literally.
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
a sheep with its head up and with its head lowered to graze, showing the freaky eyeball thing
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frodo dancing a jig on a table singing "We are currently clean on opsec"
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a botany class field trip the day before Halloween. What costumes are compatible with 2-3 hours hiking at a slow pace and wearing a backpack?
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
W... WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH A JUICY ASS (that's where it keeps your PII)
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Thoughtful Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GIVE 👏 LINA 👏 KHAN 👏 A 👏 GUNDAM 👏
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
Because no matter how cool and expensive and sophisticated it is, when a human being is hurt, the humans designing the systems that hurt them are ultimately responsible for the outcomes of the systems that we build. www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
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A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
To remind people that human understanding still matters, and you are using yours wisely www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
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AI;DR Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
If you have seen me posting about the stickers I've been cooking up, I am proud to say that they're now available. For anyone running LLM cybersecurity evals in your life: www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
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Do Not Connect Machine to Internet Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A bunch of cage-like structures around a vegetable garden, with a handmade sign saying "This is the awning of the cage of asparagus".
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL: you know the word "monolith"? Well, "monoxyle" / "monoxylon" means a single piece of wood! Usually used of dugout canoes carved from a single tree trunk. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor...
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Category:Monoxylons - Wikimedia Commons
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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine them lumbering through stately homes taking out vases every time they turned. Or trying to do a lively jig in a dance. Or just standing there like they've wandered in from Conan the Barbarian.
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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pride and Prejudice featuring giant looming Reacherlike men still needs to be made. The world needs it.
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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the fact that emails find you suggests that they are some sort of guided munition
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also shout out to whoever can tell me what Commander Capitalism's ringtone is
Ring ding ding daa baa baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
conspicuous assumption
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it
A man in a black helmet and khaki motorcycle gear rides his motorcycle down a street in Manhattan. In the motorcycle’s sidecar, a dog that looks like a heeler mix stands at attention with his front paws up on the front of the sidecar, his eyes protected by a set of khaki motorcycle goggles. The dog is wearing a harness that sort of looks like a biker vest. He appears to be having the time of his life.
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Arrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my pirmary objections to GenAI- beyond the concerns about labor, environmental justice, and intellectual property rights- is that I understand privacy to be NETWORKED and contingent. My information is only as secure as the weakest link in my social circle.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if anyone else feels stupid rn, please know that at least you're in good company: i just discovered that my laptop was set to NEVER empty the trash automatically, so I had like 20 gigs of crap in there, causing my hard drive to complain of being full
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Jeffrey Ross-Ibarra @jrossibarra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Maize Day to all who celebrate! And if you don't, today's the day to start! www.gob.mx/agricultura/...
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29 de septiembre: Día Nacional del Maíz, herencia y sustento de México
“Hay más tipos de maíz en una sola localidad de México que en todos los Estados Unidos”. Edgar Anderson (1946) Inve...
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Alhambot @alhambot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A procedurally generated Islamic geometric tile mosaic: a seamless repeating pattern of interlocking ten-pointed stars separated by polygonal tiles. The strapwork is drawn as pale ribbons that weave over and under at each crossing, set over glazed compartments in aubergine, ochre and bone, in the manner of Nasrid Granada.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Assigned Fat at Bear
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Coleman Ridge @colemanridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read a safety engineering handbook that mentioned a sign in an English munitions factory saying "When in doubt, brew up." They meant tea, not coffee, but were conveying that you should stop and think long enough to make and drink a hot beverage. So, sometimes safety first is coffee first.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of these days I'm gonna go back to Somerville and erect a stele of Thor at the corner of Assembly Square where there's a sidewalk fulgurite
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely adding this screenshot to my reaction folder right alongside the following
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