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Kell Compost 😷

@compostwitch.bsky.social
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Camberville expat, antiracist Heathen, AuDHD, they/them plants, soil, string, bugs, human systems, TMA, Tolkien, ancient history Chaparral / Muwekma Ohlone land Occasional 🔞

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bianca wylie @biancawylie.com · 5h
After working in and around democracy for a while now, I'm convinced that conversations about disability offer us some of the best possible ground for working on democracy because disability is all about pluralism. lesscomputer.ca/say-eugenics...
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 5h
Alll of this. I started my career in construction, working office jobs alongside people who worked trades. Know how many 60-year-old guys I saw working as bricklayers? Doing demo? Zero. How many 50-year-old roofers there are? Zero. One reason unions fight for high wages is because careers are SHORT.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 4h
But the family as an infinite phenomenon is new! Two centuries ago it was incredibly common to see your parents perhaps a handful of times over the course of your entire life after you left to get married.
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 3h
🇧🇷Anambé-roxo 🌎Xipholena punicea Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O anambé-roxo é uma ave Passeriforme da família Cotingidae. Também conhecido como pompadour, bacacu, bacoco e anambé-pompadora. 📷 Sergio Gregorio
Um pássaro de plumagem predominantemente púrpura vibrante, com tons mais profundos na cabeça e peito, pousa em um galho seco e diagonal. A característica mais marcante é uma faixa horizontal branca, nítida e alongada, que percorre as penas das asas, criando um contraste acentuado com o corpo escuro. A cauda, longa e pontiaguda, apresenta um tom avermelhado ou rosado intenso na extremidade. O pássaro possui um olho de íris clara e brilhante, destacando-se sobre o bico curto e escuro. Suas patas, com garras firmes, agarram o galho rugoso e sem folhas. A postura é atenta, com o corpo inclinado para a frente e o olhar direcionado para o lado. O ambiente ao fundo é composto por um desfoque suave em tons de verde, sugerindo uma densa vegetação natural que isola o pássaro em foco.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18h
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 2h
The bed nook is cute but what are those ominous black monoliths behind the bed. are those supposed to be cabinets
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Zvesta @artbyzvesta.bsky.social · 3h
A collection of frogs for you in these trying times.
Five digital drawings of "frogs". One is inspired by an Ouroboros, another seems to have a carved turnip for a head, one is a somewhat scrungly witch, another wears a flowery shirt while drinking from a coconut, and finally one of them is "Bimble". Bimble looks like if a rock tried very hard to be a frog and almost succeeded.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 3h
The dragon watched the girl climb up to its mountain lair. She stopped to catch her breath, then shouted: "Oi! I've got some questions." "Ask." "Princesses, why?" "They're educated and smell nice." "No noble blood?" "All humans are humans." "Yes! The revolution is go! Cheers!" "Good luck."
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 2h
youtu.be/97sV8JN5NWs?...
youtu.be
The First 12 Minutes of Game Changer's Spin That Wheel Challenge Episode
YouTube video by Dropout
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 2h
los gordos
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spood month, know your spoods #arachtober #InvertebrateShitposting
a doodle in four parts.

top left is a doodle of a jumping spider with massive adorable eyes. text says, a spood.

top right is the butt of a spider that has run off screen. text says, a spood doin' a scoot.

bottom left, a pair of spiders stacked on top of one another, hugging. text says, two spoods doin' a spoon.

bottom right, a spider covered in cloth like a sheet ghost, with speech bubble saying insect populations are experiencing a sharp decline, threatening every part of their food chain, including birbs, spoods, and the agricultural produce they pollinate. the text says a spood doin' a spook.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's just not a great look when Anime Alt-History WWII with Magical Girls grapples more meaningfully with Nazi crimes than one of the most complex commercial war games on the market.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 4h
new fear unlocked
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
....... oh durr. i turned the location tagging off globally for privacy and forgot that it might be useful to turn back on for iNatting. I'll do that next time
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Monaliza @monaliza.fyi · 11h
Beer holder on first classe ICE high-speed train Berlin-Utrecht
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
😭 I'm procrastinating on like ten plant photos from a hike because putting them all into iNat I'll have to set the location and uncertainty manually
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
The number of hours I have on stuff like sudoku and minesweeper while listening to podcasts!!
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
something like that yeah
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
things that are punk rock: serving everyone in a region equally stopping people from missing punk rock shows due to rampant dysentery
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Cookie Monster's Excitement for Cake
Alt: Cookie Monster's Excitement for Cake
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big_throwaway (仮) @secondthrowaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"anything else I can help with today?" "yeah, can you put a few zeroes onto my account balance?" "sure, I'll put them right in front" "I could use the winning lotto numbers" "after a while they tell you what they are; once I hear the news I'll let you know"
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The Whorl™️ @glitterati3a.eurosky.social · 23h
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 23h
"Did you know the apostles drove a Honda?" "What?" "Acts 2:1 'And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.'"
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
... I don't get it
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 20h
How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.
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John Edwards @euclidianboxes.bsky.social · 14h
"I don't believe in The Bible." "Oh I do, I've seen loads of copies of it."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
The cop says "You were going 80 miles an hour." Heisenberg says "Damn it, now I'm lost!"
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 18h
(In the cadence of a striker's chant) What do we want?! Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want it?! Nnnnnyyyyyaaaoooooowww...
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
What would be the other distractions? also, Bill Cutter, my old choir director, drove a Smart Car which you could perpendicular park in a parallel parking spot one year when the snow was really heavy, he straight-up lost it in a plow pile
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Orman @orman.bsky.social · 10h
I was amazed to see it works IRL youtu.be/8eXj97stbG8
youtu.be
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall off a Cliff
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 23h
why do sharks swim in saltwater? because the pepperwater makes them sneeze
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Kimberly Scaryne @kimberlydairine.bsky.social · 23h
what's the primary ingredient in Swedish Fish? artifishal swedener
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
This is delightful. Read the article. Everybody has a nickname and the whole thing was a Safer Streets fundraiser
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
auuuuugh the amount of time i spent at Big Pet Store helping people through all the security theater on their loyalty account and reluctantly recommending they get the app 🙃
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 5h
is EL DODECAHEDRON ESOTERICO too long of a name
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Timberdoodle, BUT SPOOKY @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE GIGACHAD ACORNS ARE READY
Like 20 pounds of bur oak acorns each one the size of a golfballMy aft basket on the ebike, full of acorns. Elias being photogenic in his dog trailer
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
who's the mathematical concept?
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Mark Eichin @eichin.bsky.social · 22h
Heh, when I commuted on the T I always used to joke about the "first underground" signs with some form of "yeah, they installed this in 1896 and haven't touched it since"... www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeyM... when they pull plans for a relay cabinet dated *1946* :-)
youtube.com
Inside a Green Line shutdown: ‘a tremendous amount of activity'
YouTube video by NBC10 Boston
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
if you have 18 dexterity and most forest creatures will flee on being startled, surprise attacks will go a long way I guess!
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I have mad respect for whoever crocheted all that brown on the wood, which was fully not necessary
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
that owl like fuck it I'm gonna grow up to be a Ground Horned Owl
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you to @mgiraldi.bsky.social, who pointed me to the insta acct for the photographer (www.instagram.com/kevinlohmanp...). the story and the other two photos are 24k gold.
kevinlohmanphotography
Santa Cruz, California
Are You Kidding Me?
Can this Great Horned Owl's eyes get any bigger?
I'm excited that my photo "Are You Kidding Me?" was selected as one of just 43 finalists in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, from more than 10,000 entries representing 112 countries!
The story behind it is just as crazy. I was photographing this seven-week-old owlet when a squirrel suddenly launched from a nearby branch and landed directly on its head, knocking both of them out of the tree.
And believe it or not, a squirrel knocked this same owlet out of the tree THREE TIMES that morning! Fortunately, the owlet was fine and eventually settled down next to its mother.

(photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history)second photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he isthird photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he is
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
I also like how the paint job is Only on the areas visible when fully loafed
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
okay here's a version that doesn't include a man's photo in case you want to use it in the future
a cheeky fellow wags his bottom in the air next to a sign that reads "No Rude Little Bottom Wagging" and has a red cancel graphic over a bottom wagging. The cheeky fellow says "Gosh, I hope no one spanks my rude little bottom."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
i want a millipede that's like the size of a ball python
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 6h
wow the LEGS in the first pic
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 22h
plato's dialogues are RPF send skeet
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