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Kell Compost 😷

@compostwitch.bsky.social
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Camberville expat, antiracist Heathen, AuDHD, they/them plants, soil, string, bugs, human systems, TMA, Tolkien, ancient history Chaparral / Muwekma Ohlone land Occasional 🔞

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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NO
sign buried in shrubbery so it just says NOsongbird sitting on traffic sign cropped so it just says NO
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cartoon of two nonbinary people. One is using an umbrella to deflect falling pink and blue balls. They're labeled "refuses the gender". The other is cackling and collecting the balls in a sack. They're labeled "collects the gender for malicious purposes".
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely adding this screenshot to my reaction folder right alongside the following
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guy hammering nails into the beach to mark the position of the wave
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy hammering nails into the beach to mark the position of the wave.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
XKCD panel where a person at a computer types //do_not_crash();
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Eric Andre "Let me in!" meme. Eric is "Taxonomists", behind the fence is ἑλληνική (Greek language), and the fence is "Classics" and "Patristics". In the second panel, he yells "Fuck Plato and Clement just tell me what 'Eriodictyon' means".
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
friend me on Finch! N1C6GH1H8T
My little bird character, standing in a cityscape, holding a cup of tea, and waving
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whoa TIL that Roman aqueducts (and presumably other ancient water infra) have, like, tree rings. (Separate article, I went and looked up more about them: eos.org/articles/anc... )
Article screenshot. Two photos of cross sections of accumulated minerals with light and dark colored layers.

Two samples of sinter from Roman aqueducts, showing distinct banded layers. These layers typically represent seasonal cycles. Credit: Cees Passchier.

In many of the darker-colored stripes, Sürmelihindi found a higher abundance of the heavy oxygen isotope, which meant that these dark stripes were formed during the colder parts of the year. In contrast, the lighter-colored stripes tended to have less of the heavy oxygen isotope, which told Sürmelihindi that these layers were deposited in a warmer environment.

However, other factors also may create the banding. “These distinct layers can mean many things, such as a drought period, very wet period, or even human activity like a cleaning process of the subject aqueduct,” Sürmelihindi said. Another factor adding to the dark color of these stripes could be the presence of biological material, she noted.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Photo of a cup of tea with a drawing of a tiny person taking a relaxing bath in it
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gently teases you and @ericoscott.bsky.social for being heteronormative
Screenshot of my notifications, where Maud has replied "I am so fiberbrained..." to my initial post about stitches, and Eric has liked my other post "c'mon cool scar"
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cartoon where a guy with a gun, labeled "whatever sad thing is going to happen in the end of TMA", is aiming at a guy labeled Martin. Another guy labeled Jon yells "Nooo" and jumps in front of Martin to take the bullet. But Martin yells "Nooo" and bends over Jon to take the bullet! But Jon in turn yells "Nooo" again and somehow twists back in front of Martin! The shooter has this exasperated "are you fucking kidding me" look on his face.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pls look at contented dogs
Two small white dogs chilling together on a couch in a sunny window.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
historical painting of some lady (might be Queen Elizabeth herself) wearing an Elizabethan lace ruff
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the signs are all there
A post in r/msaeachubaets, a subreddit for Massachusetts related shitposting.

"How to say msaeachubaets. Say it with me: Messiah-chu-bates."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh that's a good ass title
The book "Theater in a Crowded Fire: Ritual and Spirituality at Burning Man" by Lee Gilmore. It has a photo of a large abstract human-shaped sculpture, with some glowing parts, and some kind of square satellite dish thingy for a head, standing on top of a geodesic dome.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
long ago the four nations lived in harmony
part of an ad for a home fixer-upper service that says "fire, storm, water, mold" in dramatic fonts and thematic colors
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A scruffy white terrier mix dog, lying curled up on a bed, looking content
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
arch-prelates of the Frazerian Church of the Living Grain (Orthodox and Reformed respectively) (please see qp for who these actual people are, etc) bsky.app/profile/pars...
Emmys red carpet photo of an older white woman wearing a big robe / poncho / caftan kind of thing, black with elaborate gold decoration. Around her shoulders it is almost solidly encrusted with gold bits and it looks like ancient royal regalia. Below that, there is sparser gold decoration in vertical lines with some shapes that look like ears of wheat. It's elegant as hell. Emmys red carpet photo of a young black man wearing normal-looking formal black trousers and white shirt. But over that he's got this spectacular black coat with a band collar and a flaring asymmetrical gold design that looks like ears of wheat surrounded by waving blades of grass. The design crosses both front panels of the jacket and has an extra little supplemental bit on one sleeve. It looks elegant in a snazzy modern way.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
accomplishment brownies
A pan of brownies with a few pieces already removed. There is a big check mark on the top, made out of nuts.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so i had a cool ass weekend with botany class. also i got stitches for the first time teehee (I'm fine)
Selfie, standing against the red fibrous bark of a young Giant Sequoia, wearing an orange shirt that says "Out of Breath Hiking Club, Don't worry, I'll be there soon, Calaveras Big Trees State Park" View of a pond and meadow with conifer forest. Behind/above that is a rocky ridge with remnant sedimentary rocks eroded into fun shapes, atop a mass of granite. A pine tree fully growing in the middle of a solid granite landscape with almost no visible soil. The trunk is maybe 8" in diameter but it's all contorted and the top has broken off so the whole thing is only about 4 feet tall. It looks exhausted. And yet it persists.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No concrete experience but, if you have the time, I bet it'd help to add a reinforcing strip over the crease, with the corrugation of the cardboard running the other way, like this (pretend I did blue lines all the way down, I'm on my phone)
Crude diagram of a large piece of corrugated cardboard with a fold in the middle, overlaid with a smaller piece with corrugation at 90 degrees to the first piece
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@tkingfisher.com and the World of the White Rat: "Horny for Institutional Kindness"
Tumblr post from dogweapon:

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
in observance of the occasion, please enjoy the "Stupid Horny" selection from my reaction images
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
historical high five between these and medieval pilgrim pussy badges thepilgrimsguide.com/projects/the...
Reproduction of a little metal badge showing a vulva shape, wearing a crown, being carried on a litter by three dicks-and-balls with arms and legs.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tumblr conversation.

"Take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes." 

Pencil drawing of a face where the mouth is just a curved line, there's no nose, and the eyes are highly detailed and WIDE OPEN. It is indeed creepy.

"Moisturize me."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
O I FINALLY CAN USE THIS IMAGE
Cartoon flow chart showing a kitten labeled "Potat", turning into a long skinny cat labeled "Long Teen", which can turn into two shapes of adult cat, "Big Long" or "Big Potat". Art by CubeWatermelon.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
excellent i love my gentle cow snakes of the dirt
A brown and white striped millipede climbing on a terrarium plant. Its head end is curled around, so the whole body makes a kind of candy cane shape.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
drawing of an emoji face holding another tiny emoji face in its hands, and crying over how tiny and cute it is. Text: *gently holds*
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Peel P50, a tiny one-person car with only three wheels, painted a cheerful bright blue. The Birdseye Pea Car, a tiny car with a round, bright green, pea shaped body. Richard Scarry looking ass car
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sickos "Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!"
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
we have large millipedes at home
A Florida Ivory Millipede crawling on my hand. It's about 2" long, brown with white bands.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
im GRUMBPY
a traffic sign mostly buried in a hedge so it just says "NO"
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah yes, the two genders
Two tall pine trees in a scrubby chaparral area. One is totally normal looking. The other one had its central stem damaged at some point, and a couple of major side limbs have curved 90 degrees and become co-primary trunks, so the tree overall looks like some kind of weird fork.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here's me wearing it, with the more androgynous haircut I had at the time. I wore it EVERYWHERE for DAYS until it started HURTING. Then I started putting it on my belt, which I think is where it was when Little Kid happened.
Selfie of me in my jaunty androgynous look, showing off a slap bracelet that is a snake. It is yellow, green, and black, with a big red tongue sticking out.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Funny how [my legs are wide open] all of the sudden.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
whenever looking into the history of any thing in the US
Inside a tram car, the light-up sign says "Next stop is RACE".
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spoiler free review of Daggerbound
A shot from the Pokémon anime where two pokeballs on the ground are opening up, shooting out flashes of light as Pokémon come out The inside mechanical part of a music box. A gulper eel. It's one of those wacky deep sea creatures whose wide-hinged jaws are the size of the entire rest of its body. Product photo of Greenies brand pill pockets for dogs. Hickory Smoke flavor.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Far Side cartoon. A moose with her hair up in curlers is taking a phone call and tells her husband, sitting in an armchair watching TV with a beer, "It's the call of the wild."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Let me in!" meme guy
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
TWO MORE DAYS. HNNNNNGH
web page showing my preorder for Daggerbound by T Kingfisher, release date Aug 25 2026
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a can of "Bawls" soda
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My new most crotchety old guy opinion: it should be illegal for transit vehicle wraps to put this mesh bullshit over the windows. It's ruining my view!!
The inside of a window on a light rail car. The glass is covered with a plastic mesh of 1mm circular holes, so you can theoretically still see outside, but it's much harder to not focus your eyes on the mesh itself.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dear @tkingfisher.com @sofawolfone.bsky.social Ganesh shirt STAYS WINNING. For 10+ years I've worn the Digger shirt whenever I travel or start a big new thing. This morning I had a great 1st session of a class I wasn't sure about, but now I'm definitely excited for. Hail the Remover of Obstacles!
Selfie of me wearing a black T-shirt with white print of a detailed, texture-ful illustration of Digger the wombat emerging from the ground at the feet of the Statue of Ganesh. I'm trying to look smug but I don't think it worked lol.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
look at these pet millipedes i had
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The big fortress-like brick building described in the quoted article, before its renovation. It is seen from across the street at an angle so the writing on the wall appears to say "Metropolitan Rage Warehouse. Ire Proof."
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hear squeaking, squeaking in the air Think a little doggy's having playtime over there
A different small fluffy white dog than usual, lying on the carpet with a pink squeaky egg next to her mouth, giving side eye.
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