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Spiny Norman on a bank note? Dinsdale Piranha is going to be pissed.

This is where machine learning fails in grasping context. I’m hanging photos and artwork, not amassing a frame collection.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 5h

Some people are still trying to figure out where mommy goes when she puts her hands in front of her face. I’d argue it’s the same people.

Dave Clarkin
@daveclarkin.bsky.social
Joined FebiỊ24
Some would argue there would be no genocide without Hamas.
9:01PM Oct 7, 2026

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you run into a goddamn dumb asshole in the morning you ran into a goddamn dumb asshole. If you run into goddamn dumb assholes all day that makes sense because there are so many of them everywhere. Welcome to goddamn dumb asshole town.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery

AI slop image of a kid crying over a dead military man but the guy is bisected and the top half of his body is facing the wrong way so it’s like they just packed the box full

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She was correct to mock it.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This whole movie gave me nightmares for months when I was six, but this guy most of all.

Screenshot from the movie Black Hole showing the silhouette of the robot Maximillian

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wish I had municipal fiber. I have municipal electricity and it’s great.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate the dating site vibe from the emails I get saying people have looked at my profile and to get me to subscribe to Premium to find out who.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’d say easily half of these are creative writing exercises anyway.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, but “Saw something I shouldn’t have and acted responsibly” makes for a pretty boring fess, no?

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know it's a bit, but if someone came to an interview and started making guacamole from scratch I'd tell HR to give them an offer regardless of their qualifications.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Analytical chemists assuming engineers won't change the excipient ratio

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pretty sure that’s just called a vacation

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☭ Chromium ☭ @comradegoose6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Remember when Zohran Mamdani said he'd arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he entered NYC? Turns out anti-Netanyahu protesters are being arrested by the NYPD instead. Dude is the textbook definition of disappointing.

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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers

screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/09/2026

I love the smug soulless pricks here who are mad that anyone would be so bold as to criticize beloved Senator Tammy Duckworth for proudly proclaiming she’ll never do anything to hold Republicans accountable. From the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourselves. Truly. You are worthless people. Go away.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good. You should have your face branded as a warning for the rest of us to avoid you.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nice Polite Republicans at it again.

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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 23/09/2026

Everyone makes fun of Robert's Rules of Order until it's time to cut the Trotskyist off the mic.

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Mitchell Plitnick @mjplitnick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is the "moderate" president of Israel, overriding the wishes of the IDF (!) to pardon a cold blooded, cowardly murderer who shot a helpless man in the head as he lay incapacitated on the ground. The problem in Israel is wider than the Netanyahu-led far right. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

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Herzog pardons IDF soldier convicted of killing wounded Palestinian assailant

The IDF has previously objected to pardoning Azaria, citing his lack of remorse over his actions. Defense Minister Katz, who requested the pardon, said it sent a message that 'we do not leave our sold...

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I thought the same. Choices were made.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The is the third time this week my work laptop has had to update its BIOS. My Mac has uptime measured in months. Why do Windows machines seem to constantly need to update either the OS or the BiOS?

Screenshot of my computer updating its BIOS, yet again.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

United Airlines flight 93 was hijacked on 9/11 and crashed into a field when passengers tried to overpower the hijackers.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026

man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2026

a lot of people using Trump as a universal scapegoat are gonna be real surprised when he's gone and everything keeps sucking ass

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I learned simulacrum from the AD&D Player’s Handbook. Guess I’m built nerdier.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The worst part of being Gen-X is seeing other Gen-X posters say the stupidest shit about being Gen-X as if it’s somehow profound when it is the cringiest pablum imaginable. I’m going to start claiming I’m a Millennial born in 73.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Screenshot since he did a coward’s quote block but seriously the Republicans are going to latch on to anything they can and if there is nothing they’ll just make shit up. Why play to that?

Micah
@rincewind.run
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this is a stupid decision by Hasan if he actually cares about getting the people he supports elected
you can think this is true and you can still consider optics enough not to go on "the Axios show" and make sure AES gets to spend the whole next week being asked about it at every event

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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You don't hate to say it. You're thrilled to say it. Positively tickled pink to tell a minority to stay in their lane and not rock the boat lest their own lifestyle be in jeopardy. Typical liberal.

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David @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There’s Beoga withdrawing as Ed Sheerans band on his US tour. Fair play.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes it better just to not say anything instead of whatever this is

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Learning Chinese with an app and it’s got the funniest images associated with the lessons. This one translates as “He is not a doctor.”

Screenshot of the HelloChinese app with a photo of Mr Bean dressed in scrubs with a mask and stethoscope. A red X is pointing to him. Underneath are the pinyin and simplified Chinese characters for “tā bū shì yīshēng.”

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Went to block her and the account’s gone.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Account deactivated. Damn.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I kept getting the same think saying I was in Texas when I was in Newfoundland.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

bsky.app/profile/luke...

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A weird post 9/11 phenomenon was people acting like after hitting the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, their population 300, 1 stoplight flyover town was next, and it wasn’t entirely performative. They truly believed they were next.

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