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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you run into a goddamn dumb asshole in the morning you ran into a goddamn dumb asshole. If you run into goddamn dumb assholes all day that makes sense because there are so many of them everywhere. Welcome to goddamn dumb asshole town.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery

AI slop image of a kid crying over a dead military man but the guy is bisected and the top half of his body is facing the wrong way so it’s like they just packed the box full

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She was correct to mock it.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This whole movie gave me nightmares for months when I was six, but this guy most of all.

Screenshot from the movie Black Hole showing the silhouette of the robot Maximillian

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know it's a bit, but if someone came to an interview and started making guacamole from scratch I'd tell HR to give them an offer regardless of their qualifications.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Analytical chemists assuming engineers won't change the excipient ratio

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pretty sure that’s just called a vacation

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☭ Chromium ☭ @comradegoose6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Remember when Zohran Mamdani said he'd arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he entered NYC? Turns out anti-Netanyahu protesters are being arrested by the NYPD instead. Dude is the textbook definition of disappointing.

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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers

screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/09/2026

I love the smug soulless pricks here who are mad that anyone would be so bold as to criticize beloved Senator Tammy Duckworth for proudly proclaiming she’ll never do anything to hold Republicans accountable. From the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourselves. Truly. You are worthless people. Go away.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good. You should have your face branded as a warning for the rest of us to avoid you.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nice Polite Republicans at it again.

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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 23/09/2026

Everyone makes fun of Robert's Rules of Order until it's time to cut the Trotskyist off the mic.

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Mitchell Plitnick @mjplitnick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is the "moderate" president of Israel, overriding the wishes of the IDF (!) to pardon a cold blooded, cowardly murderer who shot a helpless man in the head as he lay incapacitated on the ground. The problem in Israel is wider than the Netanyahu-led far right. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

haaretz.com

Herzog pardons IDF soldier convicted of killing wounded Palestinian assailant

The IDF has previously objected to pardoning Azaria, citing his lack of remorse over his actions. Defense Minister Katz, who requested the pardon, said it sent a message that 'we do not leave our sold...

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The is the third time this week my work laptop has had to update its BIOS. My Mac has uptime measured in months. Why do Windows machines seem to constantly need to update either the OS or the BiOS?

Screenshot of my computer updating its BIOS, yet again.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026

man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/09/2026

a lot of people using Trump as a universal scapegoat are gonna be real surprised when he's gone and everything keeps sucking ass

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I learned simulacrum from the AD&D Player’s Handbook. Guess I’m built nerdier.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The worst part of being Gen-X is seeing other Gen-X posters say the stupidest shit about being Gen-X as if it’s somehow profound when it is the cringiest pablum imaginable. I’m going to start claiming I’m a Millennial born in 73.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Screenshot since he did a coward’s quote block but seriously the Republicans are going to latch on to anything they can and if there is nothing they’ll just make shit up. Why play to that?

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this is a stupid decision by Hasan if he actually cares about getting the people he supports elected
you can think this is true and you can still consider optics enough not to go on "the Axios show" and make sure AES gets to spend the whole next week being asked about it at every event

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Andre "RIP Ducky" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You don't hate to say it. You're thrilled to say it. Positively tickled pink to tell a minority to stay in their lane and not rock the boat lest their own lifestyle be in jeopardy. Typical liberal.

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David @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There’s Beoga withdrawing as Ed Sheerans band on his US tour. Fair play.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes it better just to not say anything instead of whatever this is

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Learning Chinese with an app and it’s got the funniest images associated with the lessons. This one translates as “He is not a doctor.”

Screenshot of the HelloChinese app with a photo of Mr Bean dressed in scrubs with a mask and stethoscope. A red X is pointing to him. Underneath are the pinyin and simplified Chinese characters for “tā bū shì yīshēng.”

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

bsky.app/profile/luke...

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A weird post 9/11 phenomenon was people acting like after hitting the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, their population 300, 1 stoplight flyover town was next, and it wasn’t entirely performative. They truly believed they were next.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think I have successfully curated my rednote feed to be mostly cat photos.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The only shared bond post 9/11 was bloodlust and anti-Arab racism. Hell, a Sikh was killed by some white guy because he saw a brown person with cloth on his head and couldn’t tell the difference between an Indian and an Arab, nor did he care. Don’t let Reagan’s corpse fellator tell you different.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It really was a stupid time. We all had to check the color coded terror chart each morning to see how fearful we were supposed to be that day.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I need to learn Mandarin so I can watch wuxia movies without subtitles.

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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ICE got permission to cut open a Cuban hunger striker’s stomach and insert a gastric tube to make him easier to forcefeed Nuremberg trials are too merciful for these monsters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.com

ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube

Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Almost 94% of my bill is delivery fees. This is fucking ridiculous.

Photograph of my gas bill from National Grid.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One of the worst things about Trump 2 is watching people and institutions acting as if an Executive Order is anything other than a directive by the President, in his capacity as head of the Executive Branch, to the Executive Branch. It’s not holy writ or instantly a law any of us have to follow.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Half my tl are weepy over her death and the other half are saying rest in piss for being an unabashed CIA asset.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Catching shit from my league for drafting a kicker on my first round pick.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Aww, someone’s AI boyfriend got called a clanker I see.

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Collin @collinwhite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As a young child I assumed that Gen-X would take power and everything would get better. Now in my 50s I see we’ve turned out just as bad or in some areas worse than our parents’ generation. Good luck, Millennials.

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