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Colonel Chestbridge

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Cleveland Guardians fan. Wrestling fan. He/Him

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/10/2026
cleveland postseason mode activated
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hunter Gaddis didn't have it today. Got a bit lucky to get a double play on a deep fly ball, then gives up a 2 run HR to tie it anyway on a pitch that missed middle-middle.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/09/2026
The current situation in Saudi Arabia is pretty dire. The Houthis successfully targeted the east-west pipeline that supplied up to 7m barrels of oil/day to avoid the strait of Hormuz. The Houthis are rapidlt advancing on the Bab Al-Mandab strait and could block shipping traffic there soon.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can't wait to see people who only read box scores to say DeShaun Watson was good because he went 7/7 for 120 yards after the Jaguars had pulled starters and were playing prevent. Also took 3 sacks in those last two drives.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
After seeing that Rocchio walkoff homer
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've seen enough. Dillon Gabriel needs to start week 1
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Candice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What am I supposed to do with Pokémon Go down? Talk to my family? Sit in contemplate silence? Enjoy a walk in nature?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dr fauci, you are accused of the highest crime in our land: asking conservatives to go to applebees slightly less frequently for two weeks. How do you plead
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i need to get this newsletter published but can't stop refreshing the feed to find out what mike lombardi did
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As a recovering Browns fan, seeing Mike Lombardi get roasted today is nice. That dude is literally just a know-nothing grifter.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron fits really well in Philly. Him and Embiid being the starting bigs means Dean Wade will probably be getting big minutes and lots of starts. Beyond those three their big man depth is 3 centers who are 24 or under and a G league graduate on a non guaranteed deal.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ONCE AGAIN TAPPING THE SIGN www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...
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Don't Take Advice From Your Enemies
The most useless genre on earth.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He never deleted it.
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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lol at bringing in a reliever for Petey Halpin
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I tire of Petey Halpin. He'd be fine as a 5th OF where he's just relied on for speed and D. But we have Fairchild for that, and Fairchild at least hits lefties. This team needs offense in the OF. Valera, Ingle, even Kayfus would help. We don't need Petey Halpin playing RF.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The guy who got the no-bid contract for the Reflecting Pool. -Mar-a-Lago neighbor -Big Trump donor -Previously convicted of bribery - "A fantastic man,” says Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So if that report that Arias isn't cleared to do full games yet is correct, then probably Arias will hit here. And if reaches base will be pinch ran for by Halpin. Then Halpin to CF, Schneemann to 3B
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You won't see many better double plays turned than what Brayan Rocchio just pulled off. He and Cade Smith get the Guardians out of a two-on, one-out jam to keep this thing tied at 5.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Brayan Rocchio just stole third base thanks to the Yankees basically falling asleep
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mike Brown is going to be a hall of fame coach
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bench Hardwn the rest of the game. Let's see what Tyson, Ellis, hell even Porter can do. Dare James Harden to get mad and opt out of that contract.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Why pinch hit Fry down 2 with nobody on in the 8th, and not with thr bases loaded and 2 outs earlier?
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's halftime. James Harden is 2/10 with 3 turnovers. He is who he is. Spida can't get it done in the late rounds of the playoffs. Mobley and Allen should be dominating inside but aren't. It doesn't even look like they can make this a series. Posting this hoping I'm wrong.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/04/2026
Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 09/03/2026
boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Can't wait for the Browns to sign Tyreek Hill despite/because of his multiple allegations
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Dom Cosentino @domcosentino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sports betting is ruining sports because we can't even side eye the refs anymore without wondering what the lines were.
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Wannabephd, Ph.D @wannabe-phd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
MVP run that messes with the betting line? “Holding, ten yard penalty…”
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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 01/02/2026
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
reading your timeline like
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/02/2026
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line. If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wonder if Stefanski or Harbaugh regret jumping so quickly, they could have maybe had Buffalo and Josh Allen.
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Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
For the record, MLB pays *less* than NFL/NBA/NHL as a percentage of revenue. I took the latest year we have confirmed revenue (2024, $12.4b), added up the value of the payrolls of every team that year (just over $5b). 40.39% is what I got. Capped leagues guarantee around 50%
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