Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026DeShaun Watson sucks. 15/33 and 8 sacks is *awful*. He's been bailed out by Denzel Boston several times but even that wasn't enough today 000
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563339673
Reposted by Colonel Chestbridge🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 886118731444
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You forgot 3B for Fry (lol) I've had the thought that maybe Ryan Borucki would be an interesting add as another situational lefty to deploy, since you have a very deep bullpen in this series 000
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/10/2026cleveland postseason mode activated 819037
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For what it's worth I'm a lapsed Browns fan and I've not paid them a single dollar since that trade. And that doesn't change just because he might not suck as much now as a player. 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never expected Austin Hedges, DH outside of maybe a spring training or rehab AAA game. 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I didn't think it's possible to make a WR better than JSN 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As someone living in Cleveland Heights I'm already dreading be asked about it for the next 10 years 110
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hunter Gaddis didn't have it today. Got a bit lucky to get a double play on a deep fly ball, then gives up a 2 run HR to tie it anyway on a pitch that missed middle-middle. 000
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU 932178233720
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Schneemann was also kind of terrible for a long time this year. Schneemann brings good defense especially at CF but he's just not good enough bat in hand. Sucks that all of Brito, Arias, and even Tolentino weren't able to step up this year and be better options 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hadn't even remembered Brogdon was still on the 40 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe by Guardians standards but no, not close. He's getting $4.4m this year. There's 5th and 6th starters making that money through free agency. The most he stands to make is $21m by 2029. That would be 2/3 money at best. 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don't worry, Rhys Hoskins will be back soon 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Okay but I have a really sick Guardians Starter jacket that's all satin and stuff. How could I not be wearing it in September when it's 80 degrees? 010
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/09/2026The current situation in Saudi Arabia is pretty dire. The Houthis successfully targeted the east-west pipeline that supplied up to 7m barrels of oil/day to avoid the strait of Hormuz. The Houthis are rapidlt advancing on the Bab Al-Mandab strait and could block shipping traffic there soon. 714434
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can't wait to see people who only read box scores to say DeShaun Watson was good because he went 7/7 for 120 yards after the Jaguars had pulled starters and were playing prevent. Also took 3 sacks in those last two drives. 001
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We have endeavored to make driving as safe and comfortable as possible both through infotainment consoles and the design of roads (at the expense of pedestrians, transit, cyclists, and such). The solution is that we need to go the other way and urbanize, prioritizing transit. 010
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026After seeing that Rocchio walkoff homer 0114
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My feed is on delay I swear I typed that before I saw Rocchio do it first pitch 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Clutch from him. Burning two starters and then going to extra innings is not the way you want to start game 1 of a doubleheader. Hopefully they can walk it off 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am assuming the plan is to option Logan Allen back down after game 1 for Slade. Slade needs like 2 more weeks up to avoid having an option burned this season 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Earliest date for Armstrong to return is Oct 2 I think 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've seen enough. Dillon Gabriel needs to start week 1 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Joey Cantillo would be a solid 2 or 3 starter if he had a league average walk rate 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I would assume they'll line him up to join the team Sept 1 when rosters expand 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This would be an easier call if the Guards were 5 games in either direction. If they were more meaningfully in the Central hunt, do it. Pull the trigger. Send down Angel or Petey and rotate him to 1B/DH/OF. If they were out entirely, absolutely not, don't risk wasting 2027 for him. As is? Tough call 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I do think teams will be reluctant to add guys that won't be rule V eligible this offseason. Because there's a whole thing about them not being able to play next year during a lockout if they're on the 40. For the Guardians, this would mean no Ralphy, but possibly yes to Kody Huff 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Eh. These weren't self driving tesla or anything. Pretty sure the brakes are still just standard use 030
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Home plate ump is Rob Drake. Baker left due to injury 000
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle! 5653651058
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Pokemon Go is my app to contemplate silence and enjoy walks in nature! Now what am I gonna do? 020
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeCandice Maplestreet @chellodello.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What am I supposed to do with Pokémon Go down? Talk to my family? Sit in contemplate silence? Enjoy a walk in nature? 131
Reposted by Colonel Chestbridgedepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026amazing article 124102532486
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Since the changes the rotation of position players in Columbus is fun: Fry has played C, LF, RF Ralphy has played LF/1B Manzo 1B/DH Schnee at SS/CF Tolentino all over IF Huff at C/3B Ingle at LF/C I wouldn't be surprised to see Fry at 3B some. You could sub one guy and change everyone's position. 010
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A part of me really wishes Angel Martinez would revert back to his 2025 form. A utility player who smashes left handed pitching is exactly what this team needs. Him and Fry posting reversed splits this year is just baffling 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's not a great sign. MLB comps become like Joey Gallo without the defense 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm surprised they didn't option him. Aleman seems like he has the potential to be a leverage reliever, and you'd think they want to keep him stretched out. I guess let's see if his stuff plays up in relief 011
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Of their five starters, Slade is last in ERA, xERA, FIP, xFIP, SiERA, and K%. He's second last in BB% to Cantillo. He has options, and is making minimum. This seems... obvious 010
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ended up being Armstrong to the 60. Probably means his season is done 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I imagine they have to send Slade down to get work at AAA. Maybe they go 6 man rotation when rosters expand in September. 120
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Slade being optioned makes sense. I think I also saw that they transferred Armstrong to the 60, which I didn't realize they hadn't already done 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Now one pitcher needs to be optioned and one 40 man spot needs to be opened. 100
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I do fear they're going to unlock Bo defensively. Bo was a really good defender in 23/24. I don't know why he regressed so hard, especially with framing. He's always been an above average hitter for a catcher even if he was unlucky this year, it was his D that got him demoted. 000
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Dr fauci, you are accused of the highest crime in our land: asking conservatives to go to applebees slightly less frequently for two weeks. How do you plead 657592
Reposted by Colonel ChestbridgeRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i need to get this newsletter published but can't stop refreshing the feed to find out what mike lombardi did 91505
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026As a recovering Browns fan, seeing Mike Lombardi get roasted today is nice. That dude is literally just a know-nothing grifter. 000
Colonel Chestbridge @colchestbridge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026They were so close when they introduced the brown helmets with the brown jerseys. They even Partnered with Dude Wipes! 020
