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coffeewitch 🔮 @coffeew1tch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting to 26 was not on my life bingo card
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first known snickers ad
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Whitefox Designs @whitefoxdesigns.net · 01/10/2026
#art #design #logo #artcommissions This design belongs to www.awfulfeline.com If you want to see my full gallery of works or wish to commission me, please visit whitefoxdesigns.carrd.co Thanks for reading! Have a wonderful day!
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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Myno @mynotar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More illustrative stuff. I had a lot of fun with these.
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store: Bibipins.com
5 Oval shaped pins with gold outlines with an oval cutout in the middle with a yellow slideable star:

Spoons: Lavender background
Hunger Scale: Red background
Migraine Scale: Blue background
Speaking vs Non Speaking: Green background

The first one has SHE, THEY, HE on top. At the bottom there's HER, THEM, HIM. White background.Galaxy and Moon Bunny Compression Gloves Galaxy, Cat and Mushroom Wrist BracesMushroom and Cat Artist/Drawing Gloves
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Molly Mendoza @mollymendoza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lil baby Samus commission
Painting of Samus from Metroid Prime
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 25/09/2026
Millions of Americans will take action on October 17 to make it clear to the regime that we won’t sit by while they threaten to sabotage the midterms. Join a No Kings event to drive massive early voting and recruit tons of volunteers to help protect our elections: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
(around a map showing the more than 1,000 events planned for the next No Kings on October 17) NO KINGS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17
MAKE A PLAN TO VOTE EARLY!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
a nonbinary paypig is a paypal
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#paypig
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CINAMONCUNE @cinamoncune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day 46 of practicing to draw on pokemon cards!
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dancing in the wind 🍂 #art
Yellow gingko leaves cascade down from the tree branch. 
Creatures ride upon the dancing leaves, surfing the wind.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
Orange and white cat, 100% good
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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Microwaving my werewolf woman (hand-drawn full turnaround animation so you can look at her from every angle)
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Justin 💁🏻‍♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am jealous of my cat because he is clearly getting by on just his looks
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"snow angel" or the "angel of death," is the rare imprint left by an owl as it swooped down to catch prey
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
みかん眉毛ボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: A Borzoi with mandarin-orange eyebrows. September 2022
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being on the internet long enough will teach you just how much racism is in EVERYTHING. EVEN IN THE THINGS YOU CARE ABOUT MOST, AND YOU GOTTA LOCK IN AND STOMP THAT SHIT DOWN!
Tumblr post from ferocioustrout where a drawing of a sapphic fem couple and drawn in two different shades of skin color. One is being seen as "masculine butch4butch Yuri", the other is seen as "girly fem4fem Yuri"
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think that it is wild that textbook companies were noticing hey these students are getting books secondhand and now they tie the homework and exams to the fucking platform as well
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a mrbeast cookbook would be called mryeast :(
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just sitting right here for no particular reason at all. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Photo of a shorthaired tabby cat sitting on the snowy railing of a porch, sitting as close as possible to a snow covered bird feeder.
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screencap from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!. A long-haired schoolgirl holds up her phone and snaps, “There is nothing fun about social media!”
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when youre ready to untuck i got you queen
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good lord the mitts on this guy
orange cat in the middle of stretching out his paw orange cat stretching his claws out so scary
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(average bluesky reply) here are some notes for your joke: 1/40
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(encountering cherry tomatoes for the first time ever) inflation is out of control
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"principal is spelled with 'pal' because principals are your pals" is sadly a textbook case of palpaganda
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Erica Johnson AKA Erica M Cornelius @erica-johnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On why AI-generated text is antithetical to magickal writing. It gets to the heart of what magick is all about. #thelema #magick #occult #ai www.corneliuspublications.com/why-ai-gener...
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 12/01/2026
sub-zero vs ice
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Roadrunner33 @roadrunner33.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why stop at $5000 Trump should just say $50,000 And abolish the IRS No more taxes for anyone The sad part is Trump could lie about anything and he will have some people believe him It’s just one big con Ask the Farmers how things are working out ?
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Whitefox Designs @whitefoxdesigns.net · 10/09/2026
Grandpa's Diagnostic Cardiac Catheterization Hi guys! I started a donation pool on Kofi for my grandpa's treatment. Sadly, the public hospital can't perform the procedure because of problems with the necessary equipment. ko-fi.com/whitefoxdesi... Any amount is appreciated. Thank you for reading!
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Support Eduardo Zaldivar
Support Eduardo Zaldivar
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coffeewitch 🔮 @coffeew1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need someone to pay my bills so I know it’s real 😮‍💨
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coffeewitch 🔮 @coffeew1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is with marvel and pronouncing Asian foods wrong? 💀
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coffeewitch 🔮 @coffeew1tch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tik Shiro is the Thai Michael Jackson 🫣🙏🏼
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Death of a Dragon
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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coffeewitch 🔮 @coffeew1tch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I understand you better now, Mitski
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