Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 3hHappy Jocktober from me and my very first jockstrap! The second attempt at pictures went better than the first 6971
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 4hI just saw a social post of someone celebrating their partner. And NGL I thought they died but was relieved to scroll and see it was an anniversary. You gotta be careful with black and white photos 0270
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 13hJust took 20 pictures and deleted all of them because I didn’t like how tired I looked. Happy Jocktober! 3290
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lunch time khao soi was so good it had me sweating 1160
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only one of us spent the weekend bottom fishing 2611
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No you sent a Folsom picture in a group chat with your father-in-law 13690
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being gay is seeing an oomf you’ve never met IRL but their friend is fingering someone and you are not sure if you are cockblocking if you say hi 1450
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The thing about Folsom is I don’t mind dressing like a slut I just don’t like wearing black 6350
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Budget hotel continental breakfasts are definitely one of the circles of hell 1200
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do you ever look at your butt in a mirror and think to yourself, that’s nice 5520
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remembering when former bloomf blocked me for the mildest skeet critiquing The Life of a Showgirl 🥰 1140
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have extolled the TikTok algorithm for knowing things about me that I may not even know myself, and yet I just saw a video on my FYP for a polyamorous, neurodivergent, speed dating event in Portland 🤔 1120
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have to finish a work project I said I would get done Friday. Will I get it done today?static.klipy.comMagic Eight Ball: Don't Count On ItALT: Magic Eight Ball: Don't Count On It 1230
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Listened to Troye Sivan’s “Party” and I didn’t think I needed a new personality yet, but it’s here anyway 1190
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seeing guys use the sauna at the gym and not shower afterward grosses me out. I am dripping sweat within 10 minutes, and there is no way I could get clean enough to put on clothes or drive home 6470
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seeing Phantom Planet in concert tonight, which was the very first band I saw in concert 20+ years ago, and listening to their music this morning is reawakening the latent indie rocker within me 1220
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me: slow blinks at my cat twice expecting reciprocation Fred the cat: 😐 2310
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Working out is gay and you can’t convince me otherwise. Who are you trying to impress? Women!??static.klipy.comALT: 3300
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have been feeling my oats lately (more than usual as I am not completely lacking in self awareness 😅) 184647
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am jealous of my cat because he is clearly getting by on just his looks 414716
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had to book Frontier to get there but I’ll be in San Francisco for Folsom in two weeks 6360
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tits are too big now for a cutoff shirt I made 🙃 9820
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One benefit of the cruise is I had plenty of time to work out, and that consistency carried through to this weekend’s workouts. I finished both of them 20 minutes faster than normal and at higher weights too 1250
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve been searching for something in social media that I liked as much as updating my MySpace profile song for nearly 20 years and still haven’t found it 0190
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Gay first world problem: I was invited to a pool party the day after I get home from a week of all you can eat buffets 2360
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Since no one indulged my bad joke below, I’ll share my actual thoughts on cruise ships. They are as strange and artificial as I remember. Everything is not quite good but also not bad. Abundance makes up for the lack of quality. Did I have a good time, yes. Do I want to do it again, not anytime soon 0740
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Being gay is somehow still looking like insurance salesmen when you take formal photos with your partner in spite of you telling the photographer you’re together 2310
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cruise has “Good Ones” by Charli XCX in its music rotationstatic.klipy.comALT: 0190
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bloomf was nice enough to say I had a signature pose instead of no modeling range 3260
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In honor of Labor Day, here is my favorite TikTok I’ve ever made 0311
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last night my very appearance focused niece told me “That’s a great outfit” and “You have the same hair color as grandpa” (gray). And you know what, she was right both times 5460
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I ever caption something “So I/we did a thing” put me out to pasture 3410
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Good news: the cruise ship I’m on has a nice gym. Even better news: the ship was rocking so much I couldn’t do Bulgarian split squats this morning 🤩 1470
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My guncle abilities are going to be tested this week. I’m leaving today on a cruise with extended family with 8 kids ages 6 and understatic.klipy.comParks and Rec: Ron's Babysitting WoesALT: Parks and Rec: Ron's Babysitting Woes 11570
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mom just roasted me in the family group chat for something that happened a decade agostatic.klipy.comLady Gaga Makes Heart Hand GestureALT: Lady Gaga Makes Heart Hand Gesture 1280
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sometimes I will schedule meetings with a colleague as a way to force myself to do a task at work so I can avoid the embarrassment of showing up to the meeting to say I didn’t do it. Anyway, I had to reschedule one of those meetings today 2220
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One thing about me is I will take the last slice of cake 1280
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have skeeted a bit about my weaknesses lately so I decided to make a non-comprehensive list as a references for bloomfs: 1. good boy 2. tongue bleps 3. a good smirk 4. a hairy chest 5. chips and salsa 13900
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I was so excited for people to ask me if I was okay when “No One Lasts Forever” was the top song on my August Apple Music Replay but I have been playing the Charli’s B-Sides Album from iTunes, which apparently doesn’t count as a play on Apple Music! Anyway, I’m fine except for this travesty 2130
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’ve had like 5 funny skeets since joining this website, and it takes all of my willpower not to post variations of those same thoughts over and over again 4410
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026All Bluesky DMs should start with “Where would you like to message besides here because this is embarrassing” 4470
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just saw an article ranking the highest protein cheesesstatic.klipy.comEnough! Woman's Angry OutburstALT: Enough! Woman's Angry Outburst 7460
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Morning commute took 30 minutes longer than before school was in sessionstatic.klipy.comALT: 0241
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do you guys think I could learn the Tate McRae sand choreo? 4160
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I just spent $23 at the Carl’s Jr. drive thru on chicken tenders and one sidestatic.klipy.comAishwarya Rai Bachchan: WTF Just Happened?ALT: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan: WTF Just Happened? 9430
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And if I said we are the realest LA bloomfs what then 2621
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Will I see any bloomfs at DTLA Proud Summertramp today? 480
Justin 💁🏻♂️ @justinsufferable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pinky Up might be the song of a generation. In the is skeet I will 1110