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Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure

@codyburkett.bsky.social
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A human and conure, trying to survive. Both of us ostensibly he/him, but the human would rather be an incorporal ball of intellect, like a Star Trek energy being. Imgur famous, apparently, due to daily meme dumps.

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 14h
Repost this to instantly find new people to block
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 14h
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
herons and egrets are gandalf-coded, i will not elaborate
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Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure @codyburkett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This wizard will now uninstall your AI software. #fuckai #wizardlife #makerealart
A man dressed as a Bronze-age wizard holds a staff and harvesting tool in front of a wall of paintings.
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Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure @codyburkett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me this morning in a mirror, aloud: "Ugh, I hate myself. I'm shit." *pause, then still aloud* "I'm actually not, my brain is lying to me right now." Pippin, *immediately, from my shoulder*: "Good boy! I love you." [Kissing noises]
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies.
A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings.  The big story is the tiny size.  The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy.

This is a viral photo that's circulated for years, but I found it on r/BatFacts posted by u/Pardusco.
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João Menezes @jocateme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our new paper on bird vocal amplitude is out in @sse-evolution.bsky.social ! Across 123 species, we found two new contenders for world’s loudest bird: bare-throated bellbird and seriema Along with the white bellbird, both can reach jackhammer-level amplitudes! doi.org/10.1093/evolut/qpag153
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(I will say that, personally, I find the "nothing will ever get better, we're trapped in an endless slide into oblivion" school of John Brown cosplayer more annoying. You're not going to storm Harper's Ferry and kick off a slave uprising with that attitude!)
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Kevin Sievers @diplotomodon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's #FossilFriday, and indeed the final scheduled Friday that the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia is open to the public, potentially forever. So it's finally time to, once again, talk about Haddy — and bring it all full circle. Strap in, it's a big one.
A heavily retouched photograph (c. 1870?) of the mounted skeleton of Hadrosaurus foulkii inside the Academy's old building at the corner of Broad & Sansom Sts (in fact, the only known photograph of this building's interior). A man stands under the skeleton, identity unknown
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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world feels like it's being run by people who desperately need to touch grass right now. That is why I have kidnapped 50 of them and dropped them in the middle of the Mongolian Steppe with minimal supplies for the ultimate grass touching experience.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. So manye hues of greene. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
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Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure @codyburkett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Arise, Children of Kaveh" Common Nightingale (Luscinia megarhynchos) in front of the Standard of Kaveh. 12"x12", Acrylic on canvas $150 #birdart #iran #nightingale #art #painting
A Common Nightingale sings triumphant in fromt of the Standard of Kaveh, a battle flag from Sassanian Iran
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Micaila Taylor ⚧️ @fallensachiel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Signal boosting this, because this is important. 🧵 The Academy of Natural Sciences is scheduled to close by the end of September. This video explains the situation, along with what you can do to help in the description: youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw #SaveTheAcademy
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The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nightmare eucharist rotation
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dagger replica of sting from LotR is now primarily dedicated to slicing open large bags of dry cat food
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Keenan Taylor @talesofkaimere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@himmapaan.bsky.social’s ask shall be answered. The bit is drawn! Behold, the definitely real and totally-not-just-a-joke new species of scansoriopterygid: Yi haw.
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if I was a dagger stuck in a tree stump, shining in the autumn sun, what then
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we looked like giants
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
extinction is forever
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An incredibly lovely and evocative animated short. I *highly* recommend taking the 3 or so minutes to watch this
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'Noon of Night' a dinosaur animated short // the Morrison Formation
YouTube video by Cinedaw
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure @codyburkett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Gin-eater" Cordilleran [Townsend's] Solitaire (Myadestes townsendi) 12"x12" Acrylic on canvas In winter, an individual Cordilleran Solitaire might eat up to 42,000 juniper berries. If ever there was a species of bird that would like gin, it's this one. ($150) #bird #painting #birdart
A painting of a bird eating a juniper berry.
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Tim Knight @timknight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Steller’s Jay with gray crest slicked back #birds #jay #corvid #stellersjay
Steller’s Jay with gray crest and banded blue wings
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mr. Phainopepla shows off his nictitating membrane, or translucent third eyelid.
Male Phainopepla portrait showing its nictitating membrane
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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PaleoJim @paleojim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love this discovery adding to strong dinosaurian ties between North America and Europe during the latest Jurassic. Certainly, the J/K boundary story is a shared Euramerican story. phys.org/news/2026-09... @utahpaleo-ufop.bsky.social @societyofvertpaleo.bsky.social @paleontologizing.bsky.social
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First confirmed Diplodocus outside North America reshapes Late Jurassic migration picture
In a discovery that challenges our understanding of dinosaur distribution during the Late Jurassic period, paleontologists have identified the first evidence of the iconic Diplodocus outside North Ame...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when i practice buddhist compassion for sam altman and his ilk
original meme of Gatling Bodhistava
加特林菩萨The meme comes with a prayer:
"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six senses pure with depleted uranium rounds,
3,600 rounds per minute, great compassion to deliver all beings."
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repgray.bsky.social @repgray.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I attended opening night of “Ḵutulagaaw: The Tlingit-Russian Battles”—the world’s 1st Lingít opera — with 2 of my favorite people, Representatives Hannan & Story. Congrats Ed Littlefield (composer), Vera Starbard (librettist), Madeline Savet (director), X̱ʼunei Lance Twitchell (translator), & cast!
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“How are you doing?” Well the problem started somewhere in Eurasia about 7,500 years ago…
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 11/09/2026
Listen you sound nuts if you try to explain that a bunch of silicon valley luminaries are involved in a weird cult that started with a harry potter fanfic and that their weird bboard flame war has spilled over into the real world That's absurd is what that is But also... It's true
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For younger people who were not there... Know that this country did not come together after 9/11. They went after every brown skinned person they could. Americans didn't know the difference between a Arab and a Sikh. We perpetrated and tolerated violence and misinformation on these people.
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Caxela @caxela.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Homology
Digital drawing. A burst of hands/forelimbs of a variety of terrestrial vertebrates emerges from the fin of a mostly unseen fishapod in the bottom left corner. The forelimbs gradually point more towards the upper left corner as you move up through the bunch.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Between the scalping, inventing mounted archery, and the insanely cool tattoos, yeah, the Scythians deserve their rep
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need an animated cartoon about Emerald and Ocean and all the hijinks they got up to 1,800 years ago in this massive Roman villa. 🏺🧪🐈🐕
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Stunning Roman-era mosaic discovered in Turkey features 'Emerald' the cat and 'Ocean' the dog
A cat named Emerald and a dog named Ocean were memorialized in a Roman mosaic over 1,800 years ago.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 06/09/2026
I’m going to need everyone who’s reporting on AI psychosis and how it’s making people, especially men, come up with theories of everything to please talk with the scientists who have been getting multiple emails from “theory of everything” guys for decades
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026
And for a quick hit here’s one from my personal library of obscurely comforting TikToks.
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 04/09/2026
#birds #owls
panel 1: burrowing oul walking
panel 2: burrowing oul approaching table
panel 3: oul bashing fourth digit against table leg
panel 4: He is unaffected because owls possess zygodactyl feet, which means their fourth toe is capable of swivelling backwards.
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Science Magazine @science.org · 31/08/2026
This is what a Jurassic forest may have sounded like. By combining exquisitely preserved fossil wings with experiments on living insects, computer simulations, and machine learning, scientists have re-created what they say is a partial Middle Jurassic soundscape. scim.ag/4cirWKy
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
dwemer constructs are just gears pistons and servos but there is something buried in their soul gem that once felt wonder i like to think sometimes they creep from their ruins to look at the stars
An ink and marker drawing of a starscape flanked on either side by dwemer towers. Very small at the bottom is a lone dwemer centurion sphere looking up at the skyAn ink and marker drawing of a dwemer centurion sphere's face. The moons and sky from the first image are reflected in its eye
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
dwemer constructs are just gears pistons and servos but there is something buried in their soul gem that once felt wonder i like to think sometimes they creep from their ruins to look at the stars
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