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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.

KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me". "My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant". "State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal". Same guy.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

A magical time to be a fat sod in a check shirt.

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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Amazing scenes in the carpark today.

Bumper stickers:
"CLUNGE MAGNET" (pic of magnet)
"LEST WE FORGET" (pic of sad soldier)

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 17/04/2025

"You appear to be having a heart attack, go and sit quietly in a library for a bit" 💰

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)

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Shawndra HB @shawndra-ra-ra-ra.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Were they 'protesters' though?? Realllly...? 🤔 ...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

How did I not know Neil Young was married to Darryl Hannah?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

GCSE revision is going well. Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a < The Boy: since when? Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa. The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Silly photo comic for the 2 ppl who might be amused by it.

A still from Lord of the Rings where Aragorn shouts out to the Riders of Rohan. “Riders of Rohan, what news from The Mark?”

A still from Lord of the Rings where Eomer (the main Rider of Rohan) responds with “Smaller, perkier breasts are among the biggest breast trends we’ll see in 2025”

A concerned Aragorn enquires “but, but what about arses and that?”

Eomer says “of course, they all have lovely bottoms”.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Why is the pink moon orange?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Struggling to parse "breast trends". Presumably you won't be able to move in Oxfam for big tits and copies of the Da Vinci Code.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Playing the sounds of giggled corridor whispers as I bathe to feed my fetish for being an unrespected king in a time of hopeless war

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm honestly not sure what the labour party is even for anymore. "most of the country wants closer ties to the EU. Which we take to mean that we should spread our cheeks a bit wider for mad king satsuma".

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'd take the piss out of the septics, but we have local elections coming up, and what's going to happen is labour, who have been pandering to potential Reform voters will lose to those grifting shitwits.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm reminded of that quote attributed to Karl Rove about "the reality based community". You can analyse this shit all you want, but maybe first get the chimps out of the fucking cockpit.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You don't have to watch Adolescence. Mike Flanagan's stuff is still right there.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You can't even have your own son nailed to a cross any more. Because of Woke.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Hats off to Katy Perry for going to nearly space, say I.

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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Worthwhile 🧵 on Lincs steel

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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

A very strange UK politics where it seems the two traditional parties are targeting the same ~20% of the population and nobody very much cares about the remaining 80%.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Clicked on a link to astory on the local newspaper website. Superb work lads, completely unusable.

Page on local newspaper website unreadable due to ads.

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists

Image of Egghead Jr. and his mother, Miss Prissy, from Looney Tunes looking like that creepy "pronatalist" couple who somehow get an article of some kind written about them twice a year every year

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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

If you’re interested they’re here: The Hotel – fifteen eerie, modern gothic tales: bbc.co.uk/sounds/series/m000mrcg Thwaite’s Tenant – a haunting village story with a feminist edge: bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001qf3z

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BBC Sounds - The Hotel - Available Episodes

Listen to the latest episodes of The Hotel on BBC Sounds.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

"Complete fucking prick applauded by audience of complete fucking pricks".

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Surgeon: what did you have in mind, Mr Rourke? Rourke: you know the video to Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus? Surgeon: say no more.

A complete fucking dickhead in a cunt's hat.

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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 13/04/2025

We should have both, a successful country needs both. The endless reduction of everything to a series of binary yes-no answers is infuriating and not how anyone actually thinks, is demolishing all that is good about Britain and leaving us prey to con-artist scum like Farage and his cunt friends

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Don't know who needs to hear this, but vadge is a valid wordle word.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

That bit earlier this week when the septic's education secretary referred to AI as A1. Like the road heading north or the shit condiment. These fuckers have literally no idea what they're talking about. Like, not the first thing. This is terrifying.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Just been talking to @ianfreudian.bsky.social about Curve. I think we should all take time out of busy lives to think about Toni Halliday.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I'm watching Monster Squad. The Draclear looks like Keir Starmer.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Looking forward to Pulp's forthcoming single "Shit Second Album".

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I think the funniest thing that happened tonight was someone approaching me and saying "my friend Debbie says she knows you". I went over to say hi to Debbie and Debbie said "Oh no! NO!". Hate to burst your bubble Debbie, but you're not the first person to say that.

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