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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.

KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

If you're not a space nerd it's hard to say how hilarious this comparison is. Ok. I'll try. Imagine that Elon Musk had done anything.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

We are in the shit we are today because some lazy fuck from the BBC got on the phone and said "we need a fucking simpleton to handle softball questions on Question Time". And people think this silly fuck should be PM.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I don't think that it's controversial to say that BBC news and current affairs has been unfit for purpose for 40 years. If you're a news service and rely on not pissing off the government for funding then you cease to be a reliable news service.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"we have to let ministers take outside jobs to attract the best". Fuck off. You're already on the thick end of a hundred grand. If you think you could earn that outside of being a minister, off you go. I wouldn't trust that parrot faced cunt to clean my car.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

That's slightly unfair. Comparing this guy, with, to take an example at random, Wes Fucking Streeting, a govt minister taking ten of thousands off of American health companies. Fuck Wes Streeting.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

It didn't start with de Menezes. My dad was a contract mechanic to the NCB and was at Orgreave. I remember him watching the BBC news and saying "that wasn't what happened".

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Obviously nobody wants to pay more tax than they have to, but if you're bragging you pay less tax than someone on a similar income, then sorry, fuck your mum. And fuck you.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I mean, fair enough, 20 years on we only know who was responsible for an innocent electrician getting a dozen bullets in him by who got promoted, but that's boutique UK corruption.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"People need to work for a living" -Guy I know who inherited 4 rental properties.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I respect your opinion as much as anyone on here, but I've got a Ducati and a shaved head. I have to be honest that sounds like a demotion. Now I say it out loud, there's not much that says "midlife crisis" more than "Ducati and shaved head".

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Or bought farmland as a tax dodge.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me". "My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant". "State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal". Same guy.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You'll be unsurprised to learn that I'm not the most chirpy fucker in existence, but I have a horrible feeling that it's going to get worse before it gets better.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"cock and balls again, Hank?" "Flower with a smiley face. I think he was happy that someone bought him ice cream"

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I mean, last July they were right there on the ballot. We could've voted for five years of stoat banging idiocy. But we didn't.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

A magical time to be a fat sod in a check shirt.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Been accused of having a midlife crisis because I'm wearing jeans. Filled to the brim with love for my fellow man.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Dark Fruits of hope in a flat roof boozer with a bouncy castle.

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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Amazing scenes in the carpark today.

Bumper stickers:
"CLUNGE MAGNET" (pic of magnet)
"LEST WE FORGET" (pic of sad soldier)

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 17/04/2025

"You appear to be having a heart attack, go and sit quietly in a library for a bit" 💰

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I'm not sure a pub should be driving, but ok.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I remember objections being raised when it was built, that it might distract drivers. More likely the locals thought it was witchcraft.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)

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Shawndra HB @shawndra-ra-ra-ra.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Were they 'protesters' though?? Realllly...? 🤔 ...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

First time I've heard anyone give that some love. Unfairly sidelined, I think.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Perhaps one day we'll find out how Wonderstuff bass player's ashes came to be scattered in the flower bed by the swimming pool at Tammy Wynette's house.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

It's like finding out about Marianne Faithful and Alex Higgins.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

How did I not know Neil Young was married to Darryl Hannah?

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Might start referring to my index toe.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

There is no point to having kids if you can't tell them stupid stuff.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

This is my fault for telling him there was no such thing as owls when he was four.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

GCSE revision is going well. Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a < The Boy: since when? Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa. The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.

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