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I don't know, something copied from a Guardian review of a Czech spy film.

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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)
Poster for Dead Man's Shoes
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Clicked on a link to astory on the local newspaper website. Superb work lads, completely unusable.
Page on local newspaper website unreadable due to ads.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Surgeon: what did you have in mind, Mr Rourke? Rourke: you know the video to Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus? Surgeon: say no more.
A complete fucking dickhead in a cunt's hat.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Her out of off of Curve though.
Her out of off of Curve
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Had a bit of a wander round town. Went to my local where married friends of mine were having an, er exchange of views. This is a pint at a different pub.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
An insecure middle aged man destroys every attempt his younger brother makes to better himself.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
West Side Story (1961) dir: Robert Wise
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Which is why this is so odd. We privatised steel nearly 40 years ago. It's a settled question.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Feeling seen by my own notifications. Cheers, @billhulley.bsky.social
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
People are asking me questions about my TR-808 t-shirt that are already answered by my TR-808 t-shirt.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Down the boozer to some extent.
A beer garden in the east midlands.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Looking at my watch to see if it's magically become 3pm in the 30 seconds since I last looked. It has not.
A watch that does not say 3pm.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
He is literally Wile E Coyote in a man costume.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Personally I was hoping for things not be quite so expensive, rivers not to be full of shit, and my medical data not to be sold to actual Nazis by this little cunt. And yet, here we are.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It's funny, but if you had to imagine a bloke who would force children to show him their genitals, this is exactly what he'd look like.
Someone who looks like an absolute fucking nonce.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I've heard it said that it's Okey dokey for our MP's to take bri- er, consultancy work because it means we get top flight people who we'd otherwise lose to the private sector.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Maybe the elderly could use that 50k they're getting off American healthcare companies to go private? Oh wait, no, that you, you weasel faced little shit lark.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My youngest has brought along whatever the hell this is to help him hate on the film.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Limited edition. That'll be worth a fortune in a couple of years.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
That's quite impressive. The Cure thing, I mean. I'm a big fan. I didn't get to see them for another 6-7 years.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Three pints of unidentified white wine for the lady".
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It was acceptable in the eighties
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Magnum though. Imagine if that was *your* mum and dad, laughing at a pony with a drill in its head.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Very much in transition from jeans with tea towels sewn to them to whatever the fuck it is now. Decent line up.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I still have the program. Alice Cooper gives birth to Wayne Hussey whilst Status Quo rock out in disbelief.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This you on the right?
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Like a colour negative of Al Jolson.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
New Smidsy just dropped
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Finally got a reason to join LinkedIn. I have to know how this came about.
Your mum must have fucking hated you.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
They're all good dogs, Bront
Board in a Nottinghamshire boozer objectifying dogs.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You voted for vampires. Well done, fuck knuckles.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me, my drink, my smell, my therapy
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Love it when a new Steve Aylett book tips up.
New book by Steve Aylett.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me at my house when the boys come over
It's a knockout suits
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Said it before, I'll say it again. Pubs with dogs > pubs without dogs.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Is there one word that makes your shit itch? For me, it's "curate". You've curated fuck all, you've "chosen"
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Someone at MC Donald's should maybe look up the defiof the word "mighty".
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Carousel!
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Graphene, and the thinnest that material has ever been stretched: Gary Barlow enters the chat.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Oh mate.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Waiting for my valentine.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Nah, I'm good thanks.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"I have absolutely no idea what you do".
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
You are literally in this book!
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Incredibly, this is the house in that Shakin Stevens video.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My desk duck has the same hat as me.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
As someone who spent a fair chunk of their early life here, I have to say fuck my actual me.
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KT @codenameolive.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I'll be dancing with the Kirov before Musk gets anywhere near Mars.
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