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30 | Network closet dweller putting the IT in "hospital." Recovering video editor, purveyor of impractical gadgets, and full-time horse on the internet. I fight for the users. (he/him) 🩷💙💜 Ypsi/Ann Arbor, MI

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11h
Microsoft support team: Shit's fucked Microsoft product team: We know. They made us fuck it. Microsoft leadership team: This is our "Jump to product names we already own" mat
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18h
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Coda @coda.horse · 01/10/2026
Clean installing 26H2 before coming off of vacation, just to feel something
Windows 11 26H2 installation screen with documentation in the background.
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Coda @coda.horse · 30/09/2026
I keep it installed in the hopes that I’ll one day be able to say we’re all clear on opsec
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/09/2026
Guess we're doing another one of these. Here's hoping season 30 turns things around.
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/09/2026
I really didn't think about the optics of bringing my Pixel 9 Pro Fold to the Apple store. Already had two people come up to me asking how I have the Duo while waiting on a battery replacement.
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cinereous Vulture
An angular vulture with dark brown feathers and a bald pale head perched on a broken stump
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Joachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Hex.EXE @ghostgate.net · 12/09/2026
"sorry to crosspost from the hellsite" are you? you keep doing it? ...oh god is someone forcing you to do this? post twice if you're in danger
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Coda @coda.horse · 09/09/2026
If the iPhone Duo is able to mimic an iPad on an external display, it’ll be everything I’ve ever wanted from all of the folding phones I’ve had before. Samsung got tantalizingly close, but just couldn’t close the developer adoption gap.
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/09/2026
As someone who really only shares Instagram posts with three people and a group chat, I’m impressed by just how committed Instagram is to making absolutely certain its quick DM feature (the one that suggests four contacts to send a post to) presents literally anyone except those four contacts
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/08/2026
[scheduled joke about scheduled Skynet jokes]
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Fazer @fazer14.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sorry art's been less frequent, have another Tyler sketch
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Coda @coda.horse · 13/08/2026
Spending 6 hours troubleshooting a proof-of-concept demo for a job interview I won't land, all because I Very Much Care about what an uninstaller leaves behind, is frustratingly on-brand
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Pascel @pascelfalcon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sketchpage for carter12151
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wait did i ever post these #ocsky #furryart
Loosely sketched three panel comic of an anthro eagle and coyote. In the first two panels, the eagle is taking off his shirt. In the third, it pans back to reveal that the coyote has been sitting behind him and watching. The eagle asks “can I help you?” with kind of a  wry expression. The coyote is sitting very politely and has an exaggeratedly cute expression with little flowers around him. He’s wagging his tail and says “no.”The same characters, even sketchier. The eagle, feigning indignation, says “I will not be objectified on my own ship.” He’s turned away and is covering his chest with his shirt. Playing along, the coyote replies “oh I would never.”
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Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2026
It’s nice to see interactions on this account again, but it seems a handful of you are following the wrong one
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Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2026
Me the moment the one and only antidepressant that’s ever worked for me kicked in (just before my insurance decided I should be on something else)
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2026
I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community
A Carlisle 5216 16 ounce stackable tumbler cup in ruby red, ubiquitous in many a pizza restaurant from our youths
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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Coda @coda.horse · 04/08/2026
Its crazy that ninajirachi and porter robinson casually invented music all by themselves youtu.be/Ob_EDY9Eiis
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Ninajirachi & Porter Robinson - WannaCry [Official Visualiser]
YouTube video by Ninajirachi
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Nick (Breadbotnik) @breadbotnik.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/08/2026
Nintendo’s ability to make beaky boys is unparalleled and I feel like we don’t talk about that enough
Falco from Star Fox (2026)Revali from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WildTeba from Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 03/08/2026
Windows 10 Mobile Camera app puts "Pro" at the end of every filename because every photograph taken on a windows phone is professional
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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simarglartist.bsky.social @simarglartist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For @raveredfang.bsky.social 🤍 | Monthly gift on Patreon |
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/07/2026
Clearly I’m not the only one that’s spent the better part of the last year trying to troubleshoot Honeywell barcode scanners
TikTok showing a page reading “You are not alone. If you or someone you know is having a hard time is always available.” instead of search results for Honeywell barcode scanners
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My entire career has been people looking at something that’s going to make my job even more stressful somehow and saying wow this is so cool.
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 20/07/2026
inspired by a true story!
Frog put the UEFI application signatures in a SecureBoot. “There,” he said. “Now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI applications.”

“But we can disable SecureBoot,” said Toad. 

“That is true,” said Frog.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
you still haven’t met all the animals you’re going to pet. keep going and don’t give up
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Soatok @soatok.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hate how the "diarrhea forever v. everyone gets a puppy" election meme has turned out literal as the defunded CDC allows a parasite that causes explosive diarrhea to spread
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Dominic Sharma @kilyion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
VICTORY IS OUT TIME TO BE INSUFFERABLE
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/06/2026
I regret to inform you that Chaos Magic, Dancing On Your Grave, and Lonely Space Age have consumed me and I will not be shutting up about this for the next several months #Victory
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Turbocow @samarajolyne.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
haphazard sunburst tarot thingy #mlp
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Coda @coda.horse · 31/05/2026
I promise I have been so normal about the sound design in Red Jacket and have only listened to it a normal number of times at a healthy and safe volume www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzVg...
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Madeon - Red Jacket (feat. Sam Gellaitry) (Official Video)
Victory, your favorite band :) My 3rd album Victory is out June 26th !! https://madeon.lnk.to/victoryalbum Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/user/itsmadeon?sub_confirmation=1 Follow Madeon:…
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
To be frank about how perplexing bsky's decision to repeat Tumblr's famous blunder is!! NO ONE comes to bluesky FOR bluesky. One of the main reasons the average user comes here at all is to follow artists they want to see! That includes artists who draw the smut that person likes!!
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Nicky @demonpaws.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hold bird like hamburgur
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Coda @coda.horse · 31/05/2026
It's wild that the WCF felt way more like a battle between good and evil than it did a sporting competition
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Coda @coda.horse · 30/05/2026
this is going on my gravestone
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/05/2026
*cough* #NBAPlayoffs
Screenshot of a message I sent on Discord at 4:54 PM on May 17, reading "Even if the Pistons lose tonight, I'll at least find peace in knowing the Cavs will get absolutely bodied by the Knicks in 4 in a hopelessly one-sided matchup they're not built for"
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I think this reveals that all the layoffs are at least partially about rich people's disdain of workers.
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/05/2026
All in #DetroitPistons
Picture of the little Caesar’s arena nearly full, lit purple, red, and blue. The Jumbotron reads “All dawg”
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BITE 🔞 @bitesize.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
unspoken rule of commissioning
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Coda @coda.horse · 28/04/2026
You know, life was so much simpler when I fell out of following sports. It’s my fault for reinvesting, really. #DetroitPistons
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Ed @ed3d.net · 26/04/2026
the mixture of "LLMs can't do anything right" and "LLMs will trivially eat everything and also I don't have to do anything to refine my work because the next model will be Super Smart" is an awful discourse and a lot of people around here who think they know ball are falling into both categories
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Coda @coda.horse · 25/04/2026
How the food looks to me 0.3 seconds after I finish making it (after craving it for 3 days and spending 5 hours looking for recipes)
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