Coda @coda.horse · 06/10/2026I have a feeling this is gonna be a brutal winter for Michigan sports teams... 010
Coda @coda.horse · 01/10/2026While I have a mad crush on practically all of them, I would do Things™ with serval Kuro until I could identify each and every one of her coat markings by touch (or taste) while blindfolded 110
Coda @coda.horse · 01/10/2026Clean installing 26H2 before coming off of vacation, just to feel something 030
Coda @coda.horse · 29/09/2026Guess we're doing another one of these. Here's hoping season 30 turns things around. 380
Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2026It’s nice to see interactions on this account again, but it seems a handful of you are following the wrong one 130
Coda @coda.horse · 03/08/2026Nintendo’s ability to make beaky boys is unparalleled and I feel like we don’t talk about that enough 0115
Coda @coda.horse · 26/07/2026Clearly I’m not the only one that’s spent the better part of the last year trying to troubleshoot Honeywell barcode scanners 030
Coda @coda.horse · 26/06/2026Me, holding on because it feels like a setup (like a setup): #Victory 020
Coda @coda.horse · 28/04/2026You know, life was so much simpler when I fell out of following sports. It’s my fault for reinvesting, really. #DetroitPistons 120
Coda @coda.horse · 23/04/2026Every college student’s MacBook getting a silicone keyboard cover and hard shell case 0.78 seconds after being removed from the box: 020
Coda @coda.horse · 03/04/2026I think @Microsoft.com is the only company that can come out and say how much of their software is written by AI and be completely believable with absolutely no stat padding whatsoever 040
Coda @coda.horse · 01/11/2025The Pixel 9-series can handle 45 token operations per second and up to 67 gigawanks per nanoflop but can't edit a screen recording taken on the device that recorded it brilliant 010
Coda @coda.horse · 27/09/2025love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video 120
Coda @coda.horse · 30/08/2025Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. downdetector.com/status/veriz... 020
Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2025To whoever BraveClock #881233 is, thank you for your excellent contribution to Ann Arbor #Wplace wplace.live/?lat=42.2560... 020
Coda @coda.horse · 11/07/2025It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate. …Not that I’d know. 🙃 041
Coda @coda.horse · 02/06/2025Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day 020
Coda @coda.horse · 15/12/2024Looks like I'm not the only one running into issues with #Pop_OS #Linux installs failing to install updates and becoming non-bootable after attempting to refresh packages per its own instructions; some needing to reinstall packagekit to get things working again. How unlucky. 210
Coda @coda.horse · 14/12/2024I always get this weird urge to try running a #Linux distro as my main OS in December, with an added game where the experiment ends when I'm forced to use the terminal to resolve an issue, no matter how trivial, just to see how far I can get. #Pop_OS lasted 6 minutes. I didn't even get to update it. 510
Coda @coda.horse · 27/11/2024this is a kind of peace only someone that’s never used enterprise software could know never tabling discussions or circling back, no KPIs or resource accounts just cutting off all circulation to my arm 030
Coda @coda.horse · 20/11/2024Shoutout to @moderation.bsky.app for having the single sexiest toggle I’ve ever seen in my entire life 093
Coda @coda.horse · 19/11/2024In an alternate timeline, Matt Gaetz would make for a great live-action Syndrome 120
Coda @coda.horse · 13/08/2024I make the same face when I’m demoing something that worked 2/5 times just before the presentation 120
Coda @coda.horse · 12/08/2024Me, like 4 months ago: I think I’m done collecting records. CDs are much lower maintenance and take up less space Porter Robinson: so anyway here’s a 10th anniversary pressing of Worlds with Hollowheart’s first release and a Worlds (Live) pressing from second sky 2019 just for fun :) Me: 000
Coda @coda.horse · 19/06/2024My favorite feature of modern Windows is the one where you suspend Bitlocker to apply a BIOS update and the SAM goes and fucks itself for fun **before any changes are even made** 110
Coda @coda.horse · 02/05/2024ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAIR CAUSE I KNEW YOU LIKE THE BACK OF MY HANDS youtu.be/CzJbz9qSsd0 020
Coda @coda.horse · 04/04/2024Look at him Look at my perfect boy 🧡💚 Thank you so much for these @slushpony.bsky.social!!! Check out their store here: ko-fi.com/s/4ab9d7a0c0 010
Coda @coda.horse · 02/02/2024You know you’ve made it in your career when you can buy gourmet hot water from the vending machine (not pictured: the normal, not-gourmet hot water option on the first page) 010