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@coda.horse
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30 | Network closet dweller putting the IT in "hospital." Recovering video editor, purveyor of impractical gadgets, and full-time horse on the internet. I fight for the users. (he/him) 🩷💙💜 Ypsi/Ann Arbor, MI

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Coda @coda.horse · 12/10/2026
[fear]
Halo MCC multiplayer console reading "Mint Blitz joined the server"
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Coda @coda.horse · 06/10/2026
I have a feeling this is gonna be a brutal winter for Michigan sports teams...
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Coda @coda.horse · 01/10/2026
While I have a mad crush on practically all of them, I would do Things™ with serval Kuro until I could identify each and every one of her coat markings by touch (or taste) while blindfolded
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Coda @coda.horse · 01/10/2026
Clean installing 26H2 before coming off of vacation, just to feel something
Windows 11 26H2 installation screen with documentation in the background.
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/09/2026
Guess we're doing another one of these. Here's hoping season 30 turns things around.
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Coda @coda.horse · 22/08/2026
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Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2026
It’s nice to see interactions on this account again, but it seems a handful of you are following the wrong one
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/08/2026
Nintendo’s ability to make beaky boys is unparalleled and I feel like we don’t talk about that enough
Falco from Star Fox (2026)Revali from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WildTeba from Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/07/2026
Clearly I’m not the only one that’s spent the better part of the last year trying to troubleshoot Honeywell barcode scanners
TikTok showing a page reading “You are not alone. If you or someone you know is having a hard time is always available.” instead of search results for Honeywell barcode scanners
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/06/2026
Me, holding on because it feels like a setup (like a setup): #Victory
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Coda @coda.horse · 26/05/2026
*cough* #NBAPlayoffs
Screenshot of a message I sent on Discord at 4:54 PM on May 17, reading "Even if the Pistons lose tonight, I'll at least find peace in knowing the Cavs will get absolutely bodied by the Knicks in 4 in a hopelessly one-sided matchup they're not built for"
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Coda @coda.horse · 04/05/2026
sike we good yktpwa #DetroitBasketball #NBAPlayoffs
A picture of the Detroit Pistons mascot, Hooper, holding a large Pistons flag in the center of their home court, surrounded by red and blue light. The seats are nearly full.
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/05/2026
All in #DetroitPistons
Picture of the little Caesar’s arena nearly full, lit purple, red, and blue. The Jumbotron reads “All dawg”
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Coda @coda.horse · 28/04/2026
You know, life was so much simpler when I fell out of following sports. It’s my fault for reinvesting, really. #DetroitPistons
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Coda @coda.horse · 23/04/2026
Every college student’s MacBook getting a silicone keyboard cover and hard shell case 0.78 seconds after being removed from the box:
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Coda @coda.horse · 03/04/2026
I think @Microsoft.com is the only company that can come out and say how much of their software is written by AI and be completely believable with absolutely no stat padding whatsoever
Dialog box from Outlook Web noting that I'm unable to send or receive email due to me using 286.3 GB of my 5 GB storage plan, directly in front of the Storage tab in Outlook showing I've used 286.3 GB of my 1 TB storage plan.
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Coda @coda.horse · 25/02/2026
Fitting for this to be my last Duo token with this company
Screenshot of a Duo 2FA token reading “621”
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Coda @coda.horse · 01/11/2025
The Pixel 9-series can handle 45 token operations per second and up to 67 gigawanks per nanoflop but can't edit a screen recording taken on the device that recorded it brilliant
Screenshot of an error dialog from Google Photos over a screen recording, reading "This video can't be edited on this device."
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Coda @coda.horse · 27/09/2025
love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video
Screenshot of Google Photos with a banner reading "Error saving video." and deleting the changes
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Coda @coda.horse · 04/09/2025
We out here #TronAres
Screenshot of a Tron: Ares ticket
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Coda @coda.horse · 30/08/2025
Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. downdetector.com/status/veriz...
Screenshot of the Verizon Service Status indicator mentioning that an outage is active and is being investigated
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/08/2025
Can confirm 💚
Screenshot of my 2025-2026 Covid 19 vaccination appointment
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Coda @coda.horse · 21/08/2025
lol #madebygoogle
Screenshot of the Google Store offering a $580 trade in estimate for a good condition Pixel 9 Pro Fold towards the purchase of a Pixel 10 Pro Fold
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Coda @coda.horse · 09/08/2025
To whoever BraveClock #881233 is, thank you for your excellent contribution to Ann Arbor #Wplace wplace.live/?lat=42.2560...
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Coda @coda.horse · 11/07/2025
It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate. …Not that I’d know. 🙃
Screenshot of Samsung offering a $1,000 trade in value for a Galaxy Z Fold 6 towards the purchase of a Z Fold 7Screenshot of Google offering a $340 trade-in credit for a 2023 Pixel Fold toward the purchase of a 2024 Pixel 9 Pro Fold
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Coda @coda.horse · 05/06/2025
Mine went from placed to preparing within the last hour
Screenshot of your homework reading “arrives by Friday, June 6”
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Coda @coda.horse · 02/06/2025
Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day
Screenshot of a Google Calendar widget on an iPhone showing the date as May 28, 2025, next to an Apple Calendar widget showing the correct date of June 2, 2025
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Coda @coda.horse · 14/03/2025
Screenshot of the quote “Listen to the women, For The People” with the capitalized letters F, T, and P underlined to denote the relation to the FTP acronym “Fuck The Police”
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Coda @coda.horse · 06/02/2025
weird lil dude pixelfed.social/p/Coda/792915859271… #annarbor
Picture of a tiny squid made of yarn on a rock in downtown Ann Arbor, Michigan.
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Coda @coda.horse · 15/12/2024
Looks like I'm not the only one running into issues with #Pop_OS #Linux installs failing to install updates and becoming non-bootable after attempting to refresh packages per its own instructions; some needing to reinstall packagekit to get things working again. How unlucky.
Screenshot of multiple posts on r/pop_os subreddit having issues installing updates or booting to emergency mode after attempting to refresh packages
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Coda @coda.horse · 14/12/2024
I always get this weird urge to try running a #Linux distro as my main OS in December, with an added game where the experiment ends when I'm forced to use the terminal to resolve an issue, no matter how trivial, just to see how far I can get. #Pop_OS lasted 6 minutes. I didn't even get to update it.
Screenshot of the Pop Shop reading "Failed to update 'Operating System Updates' This may have been caused by sideloaded or manually compiled software, a third-party software source, or a package manager error. Manually refreshing updates may resolve this issue.

E: dpkg was interrupted, you must manually run `dpkg --configure -a` to correct the problem."
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Coda @coda.horse · 27/11/2024
this is a kind of peace only someone that’s never used enterprise software could know never tabling discussions or circling back, no KPIs or resource accounts just cutting off all circulation to my arm
Picture of my dog fast asleep on my bicep
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Coda @coda.horse · 20/11/2024
Shoutout to @moderation.bsky.app for having the single sexiest toggle I’ve ever seen in my entire life
Screenshot of a moderation option to hide, warn of, or not filter posts deemed as engagement farming (defined as “Insincere content or bulk actions aimed at gaining followers, including frequent follows, posts, and likes”)
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Coda @coda.horse · 19/11/2024
In an alternate timeline, Matt Gaetz would make for a great live-action Syndrome
A still photo of Matt GaetzA still frame of Syndrome from Pixar's "The Incredibles"
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Coda @coda.horse · 18/11/2024
just needs some hair dye
A still frame of Syndrome from Pixar's "The Incredibles"
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Coda @coda.horse · 29/10/2024
Pour one out for New York sports fans tonight
Screenshot of the New York Yankees, Knicks, and Giants losing in the same night
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Coda @coda.horse · 28/10/2024
#PureMichigan represent #IVoted
Picture of the “I Voted” sticker designed by Jane Hynous for Michigan’s 2024 general election over my absentee ballot status showing as received.
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Coda @coda.horse · 28/09/2024
Per my birthday tradition, have a Sunburst
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Coda @coda.horse · 23/09/2024
You tellin’ me this porter’s a robin’s son? #SmileWorldTour
Picture of the Porter Robinson “SMILE” tour banner over The Fillmore Theatre in Detroit
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Coda @coda.horse · 13/08/2024
I make the same face when I’m demoing something that worked 2/5 times just before the presentation
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Coda @coda.horse · 12/08/2024
Me, like 4 months ago: I think I’m done collecting records. CDs are much lower maintenance and take up less space Porter Robinson: so anyway here’s a 10th anniversary pressing of Worlds with Hollowheart’s first release and a Worlds (Live) pressing from second sky 2019 just for fun :) Me:
Still of Squidward holding one krabby patty with a shocked face while he turns to see an innumerable number of krabby patties around him
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Coda @coda.horse · 22/07/2024
just like real life
Screenshot of a notification from Xbox reading "0 achievements unlocked"
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Coda @coda.horse · 19/06/2024
My favorite feature of modern Windows is the one where you suspend Bitlocker to apply a BIOS update and the SAM goes and fucks itself for fun **before any changes are even made**
Picture of an error dialog after attempting to sign in stating that the account has been locked and to try logging in later
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Coda @coda.horse · 04/06/2024
Remember to post soft horses for #pride #mlp
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Coda @coda.horse · 02/05/2024
ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAIR CAUSE I KNEW YOU LIKE THE BACK OF MY HANDS youtu.be/CzJbz9qSsd0
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Coda @coda.horse · 04/04/2024
Look at him Look at my perfect boy 🧡💚 Thank you so much for these @slushpony.bsky.social!!! Check out their store here: ko-fi.com/s/4ab9d7a0c0
Picture of a Sunburst enamel pin and sticker by Slushpony
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Coda @coda.horse · 16/03/2024
Did I just get mixed by an elevator???
Picture of an elevator floor indicator reading “EZ”
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Coda @coda.horse · 02/02/2024
You know you’ve made it in your career when you can buy gourmet hot water from the vending machine (not pictured: the normal, not-gourmet hot water option on the first page)
Picture of the “Gourmet” menu page on a cafe vending machine reading: “Energy shot, Hot Shot Blend, Long Espresso, and Hot Water”
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Coda @coda.horse · 17/01/2024
avian furries when they spot a bird feeder
Picture of a partially lit Speedway sign reading “Seed a”
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Coda @coda.horse · 06/01/2024
happy star trek day
Movie poster for Star Trek: Insurrection
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