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@coachstanley864.bsky.social
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Personal account away from Twitter until Elon goes away. Husband/father. Leftist in the closet living in the South. Teacher/coach/football analytics consultant.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"Isn't the point of the game that everyone has a good time?" A remarkably bad thing to say to a Packer's fan right now
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Can’t escape the irony that my wife and I actively encouraged our kids’ CFB fandoms to better than our own experience and I just put a weeping UGA fan to bed
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Has a single Indiana player fallen backwards this entire game!?
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ace @aceanbender.com · 01/01/2026
waking up from a ten-year coma to unfathomable confusion about which way the gulf goes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There are more of us than there are of them.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
virginia tech and south carolina being locked in a 7-5 game feels spiritually correct
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Idiot shit from the refs on catches
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Nothing will get me hootin’ and hollerin’ like a clean, open field tackle.
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
May not be the most popular thing to post on this app, but I believe it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
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Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The Astros won 6-5. They are 51-34. The bullpen threw 4.1 innings of one-run ball at Coors Field, making a third-inning grand slam from Victor Caratini stand up. Josh Hader struck out the winning run twice in the ninth inning. The Astros are now 18-7 in one-run games.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Held the door for JR Smith at a bar in Greenville once
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Fun part of this Finals? Both the Oklahoma City and Indiana crowds have been awesome! So much energy and noise in both arenas.
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Please let ICE agents roll up to my school. I'm ready to fight.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
opposing coach calls you a f****t so you hit a game-sealing two run dinger right in his bigot face happy pride month!
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
@milesofgray.bsky.social your 50 Cent impression nearly ran me off the road this morning
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
International games are stupid. Full stop.
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
See? It's not just Middle School centers - all of them screw up.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
There’s no on-field argument for DILLON GABRIEL over Shedeur
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Dillon GABRIEL!?!
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ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " flapping lips " on a spiral background
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The vibe here
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Enron did something like this - I forgot how that turned out…
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
White cornerbacks
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Anonymous IV 🍺 🍕🚲🪊 📚 @anoniv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Twenty years ago today, a small little website came out that would bring weirdos from across the country together. www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2005/02/10/t...
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Every day should be Saturday. This is true for a few reasons: First off, we don't do anything with the rest of the week. To wit: Mondays: hung over. Tuesdays: thinking about dinner. Hmm...dinner W...
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
a reminder that Jordan Mailata is over 360 pounds
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/02/2025
Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops 😬
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If they just remade the book scene for scene I would pay double for that ticket.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think South Carolina AD Jeremiah Donati is right about this www.on3.com/teams/south-...
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Public school coaches for the win!
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Rick and Morty has been washed for a while, but a line that runs back into my head often is “your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is content I came to this App for
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl again
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Damn it
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That was a first down
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So THIS is why people keep being up Rice-Alabama
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dallas Goedert looks like he hurts, just in general.
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saquan single-handedly breaking analytics models with every run
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Tex Carolina @coachstanley864.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
After looking through the suggested followers list, I might be the only high school football coach in the country on Blue Sky.
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