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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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A tweet from Kacey Musgraves responding to Kristi Noem's endorsement of Ken Paxton: "I dont think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."

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Anaesthesia @anaesjournal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Combined chronic pre-operative beta blocker therapy + intra-operative dexmedetomidine use might be associated with an increased risk of major adverse cardiac events in older patients undergoing major non-cardiac surgery. #AnSky #MedSky doi.org/10.1111/anae...

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Maca Iglesias @rotterdamvvg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Trump got dragged like a rag doll by soccer fans booing him at the FIFA Club World Cup 2025 closing this afternoon at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. He got exactly what he has earned from the Hispanic community and the world. #OnYourSide

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 19/07/2026

LMAO

Photo of Spain celebrating their win. Trump is off to the side

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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Every time anything that used to be good becomes suddenly, inexplicably shitty and unaffordable, the answer is private equity.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"Mr. President, we've received early reports of inbound missiles" "I CALL THE DEMOCRATS DUMBOCRATS, ISN'T THAT GOOD?" "Yes, sir, but what should we do about the impending attack?" "I'M GOING TO RENAME ICE 'NICE' AND THEN PEOPLE WON'T BE MAD ABOUT IT" "But Sir ..." "ANTIFA PUT ALGAE IN MY POOL!"

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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My 6-year-old, watching the World Cup: "Why are all the Canadian players black?" Me: *launches into a practiced lecture on colonialism and immigration* 15 minutes later, I realize he was talking about the colour of the uniforms, not skin.

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Uzbekistan 0 - 1 Colombia 40' - Daniel Muñoz with a perfectly timed run and excellent finish

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 26/05/2026

"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"

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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Elected a Republican, ruin the economy. People get mad. Elect a Democrat to clean up his mess. While he does, Republicans blame him for not cleaning it up fast enough. Economy gets better, but people are mad that it didn't get better faster. Elect a Republican, ruin the economy. Repeat.

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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 01/05/2026

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

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Nicky Schwenzer @nickyschwenzer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

PART OF THE REASON WE HAVE THIS PROBLEM WITH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CAUSE I DON’T THINK TRUMP KNEW IT EXISTED—I GENUINELY DON’T THINK HE KNEW WHERE IT WAS. & THAT IS LIKE—TERRIBLE FOR THE WORLD, BUT VERY FUNNY. HE'S NOT HEARD ABOUT ANY OF THIS STUFF—WE ALWAYS HAVE TO PRETEND THAT HE DOES. 4/11🧵

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Ivy FullMoonPussy™️ @op-ivymoon.northsky.social · 15/04/2026

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time. H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today. One for the history books www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

LA TIMES: "He was willing to testify against the cartel — but ICE got to him first" Javier Hernandez was ready to testify about a Southern California meth trafficking operation. But six months before the trial, ICE deported him without notifying federal prosecutors.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

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Tyler Greever @tylergreever.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

And we are all laughing.

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

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Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you!’”

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David Hobby @davidhobby.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Helluva 2026 pic by Megan Varner.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Since 1994, immigrants have paid more in taxes than they receive in benefits every year. Do not believe the lies you hear about immigrants. They are good for society and the economy.

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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

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kenpom @kenpom.com · 22/03/2026

We are not perverts! We are cherished members of our community. Often with prestigious jobs. Teachers, doctors, certified public accountants.

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Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Al Jazeera cracked this "enigma": This school had many daughters of military officers and soldiers. The idea was to attract them to the school, strike it to draw in rescuers and relatives, and then strike it again to kill them.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Rarely hear this type of language blaming Israel from sitting elected officials. Wow. Times are changing.

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Ankit Panda @nktpnd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

That's one way to find out that the US and Israel might have had slightly different war aims post-Khamenei, I guess.

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Community note FTW.

Screenshot of an X post by Ann Coulter commenting on Trump’s State of the Union address and arguing that the U.S. cannot have a second-, third-, or fourth-generation immigrant as president because “love for our country has to be in your genes.” Below it is a “Readers added context” note stating that President Trump is himself a second-generation immigrant through his Scottish-born mother and a third-generation immigrant through his German-born paternal grandparents.

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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 24/02/2026

A whistleblower just disclosed that FBI experts were delayed by AT LEAST A DAY in deploying to investigate Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Why? There was an FBI plane and pilot shortage… because Kash Patel was using them for personal flights.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This guy gets it.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 23/02/2026

Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”

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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News

We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

You only have democracy and the rule of law if you practice democracy and respect the rule of law. We don't do that! At all! My post's glibness notwithstanding, the point is that Americans like to think certain things about the US and about other countries, and that shit is demonstrably untrue.

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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Vince McMahon meme about why Norway is good at the Winter Olympics.

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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Wait, I'm correcting this stat because it's even more outrageous: Shiffrin's 1.50-second margin of victory is the largest in ANY alpine skiing event — men or women's — at the Olympics since 1998. Today was an exorcism.

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

A screenshot of Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Veep laughing nervously and saying “What the fuck.”

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 13/02/2026

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.”

A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees.

The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

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