Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 16hThe kiddies fair has come to town. The music blaring from the speakers is largely Michael Jackson songs... I wonder if they get any requests for Gary Glitter. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cause of death: one too many spaghetti bologneses. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My September in film Letterboxd profile: boxd.it/bGsLN 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Try to live the kind of life that will make war criminals hate you. 522731463
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We just watched Agatha Christie's Murder on the Buses. Butler did it. 155
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 19/09/2026lil bald fat guy erasure www.digitalspy.com/tv/a73497877...digitalspy.comHercule Poirot is back! First look at Agatha Christie's detective in "epic" new BBC dramaHe means business. 2342874
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly. 824928
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy 972737985
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346474961
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The image they use to sell the TV in shop vs what everything you watch looks like. 26728
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My August in film. #Letterboxd boxd.it/bGsLN 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 21/08/202618 minutes?! I've waited a week to watch the next episode, and it's fucking 18 minutes long?! I've watched longer Beard Meets Food videos. 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026so when this 1st screenshot about natalie harp was making the rounds yesterday, it came up in a group chat i’m in — and our smartest member (guy who knows a lot about a lot) taught us some things i wish i didn’t know but now i know them so you have to know them too! 67589119
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026cool we finally discovered what the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino is 5948421129
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2026thank goodness they recorded this, I’m not lookin at some fuckin newspaper 883953
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Back in, what would have been 1980, I wore a t-shirt which confessed to the murder of J.R basically everywhere I went. To this day, I've never been caught. 1101
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Downplay a book or movie: The Devil Drives a Lada. 010
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026youtube.com/watch?v=Dy5E...youtube.comハムスターのジャズバンドYouTube video by やじ馬ストリート 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face. 7763701315
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭 204848645
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Nicole Haase @nicolehaase.bsky.social · 28/06/2026When it's the halfway point of the 24 Hours of Spa (aka 330 am) and the tire changer doesn't realize the car rolled in on 3 tires ... #Spa24 072
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Alfred Hitchcock making a cameo in my game of GeoGuessr... 010
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature. 312771403
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 22/06/2026The 'ten years' bit is a clue. 551323282
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...theonion.comGuy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AISAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei... 3087232384
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026www.maptap.gg June 13 99🎯 95👑 89✨ 95🏆 92🎓 Final score: 933maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252214861
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Listening to Saint Motel for the millionth time... That cow bell is sublime. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026www.maptap.gg May 28 92🎓 99🎯 95👑 95🏅 99🎯 Final score: 963maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 19/10/2025[returning from time travel] “ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler” -wtf??? you killed a baby?!?! “uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust” -the what? 14807131
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026www.maptap.gg May 17 98🔥 95🏆 95🏆 98🎯 86😁 Final score: 935maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Max Verstappen and the Dacia Logan out in the space of one or two laps. #N24 #Nurburgring24 010
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026www.maptap.gg May 16 99🎯 95🏅 93🎉 79🌞 98🎯 Final score: 911maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026www.maptap.gg May 15 91👑 95🏆 98🔥 96🏅 95👑 Final score: 955maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ . @closetrecluse.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I'm not really following any of this if I'm honest... 000
Reposted by Ｃｌｏｓｅｔ Ｒｅｃｌｕｓｅ .jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else 433888567
