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@clinkingtrombone.bsky.social
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UK northerner. I like #fpl, the radio, cricket. Cishet he/him. Changing the outcome by observing it.

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Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not fair - to deny me - of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really want to know what @hatertuesday.bsky.social thinks Dolly would have done if she was put in a similar situation to Ed ie threatened by a stadium owner over a support act
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Justin Staggs (@Staggfilms) on Twitter: "Do you think, in a pinch, Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt?"
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 18/09/2026
Brilliant
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The serious, cutting edge football journalism on #Tifo @tifofootball.bsky.social is great, but it’s the cherry on top. The cake is the team. Someone is trying to force Clarkson, May and Hammond to make a serious motoring broadcast @theathletic.com @steve-hankey.bsky.social
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=FzWj... Good analysis!
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Lindsay Clancy: Trial by Internet & the Stories We Decide to Believe
YouTube video by Therese
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Wow, this AI did something really interesting..." I don't care. Like, nothing could interest me less. What does it matter to me? Also, it probably didn't do what you think it did anyway.
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
Very nice work, Australia Post. Good to know I don't have to throw you on the pile of irreversibly fucked Australian Government organisations along with the ABC
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Incels train each other to be weird and offputting in literally any interaction with women, so that they when return to their nest of fellow incels they feel bonded with each other, homoerotically, against the harshness of the outside world.
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
angel
Pic of Dolly Parton with quote by her: “I've got transgender people I’ve got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.”
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly….
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/08/2026
the-unflappablewolf on tumblr: "Who would you trust more?
[Poll option: total stranger in a star trek shirt? with 94.5% vote share]
[Poll option: total stranger in a star wars shirt? with 5.5% vote share]"

thebaconsandwichofregret: "No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical."
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm pretty good with words. I know my there, they're and their, the difference between effect and affect, when to use it's and its, who's and whose, but I still haven't a clue when it comes to "whom."
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Brinstar Brew @brinstarbrew.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
and this one
rod "likes em" liddle
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He also wrote this 23 years ago and somehow his career remained unaffected www.theguardian.com/society/2003...
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember what I said about women excelling at endurance events?
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. everyone's my enemy. fuck you
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
Will Donnelly (@Will_Donnelly) on twitter:
"To Whom It May Concern,"
-boring
-cliche
-devoid of real meaning

"To Whom It's About to Concern,"
-exciting
-innovative
-a call to action
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/07/2026
 "People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it’s made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they’re made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,"
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh my god… I think Rihanna’s Shut up and Drive might be a metaphor for sex
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Sarah Woolley @sarahwoolley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dawn Foster died five years ago on this date. I really miss her and I think about her every day. If you’re new to her work or want to introduce it to someone, this was the best tribute written about her: tribunemag.co.uk/2021/07/in-m... Dawn Foster Forever
Dawn outside the Sunflower pub in Belfast. Sign reads “no topless bathing Ulster has suffered enough.”  Dawn in front of a print reading “greet the Dawn five Labour its chance” Dawn in the Bread and Roses pub in Clapham and a painting of John Burns Addressing and Open Air Crowd by Alexander Joseph FinbergDawn looking amazing and eating oysters
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Sexy Andy Burnham is set to mount a challenge from the north against formerly-sexy but now effete and ineffectual Keir Starmer! God, this is like Game of Thrones." Yeah it is, in that I wish you would shut up about it.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/04/2025
"Maslow's hierarchy of fiiiiiine :3 i'm doing okay ^-^ don't worry about me <3"

It's the pyramid, but only the base: "Physiological needs: food. water. warmth. rest."
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Baron Wasteland @enragedcore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
*begins doing this*
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Here I go again on my phone
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No words. #BookSky
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A patient says "Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says "You have six months to live." The patient says "give it to me gay, Doc." The Doctor, now with a yassified face, lil neckscarf, mesh shirt says "it's giving six months."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/06/2026
I am on the record as wanting a much dumber (complimentary) game www.pcgamesn.com/project-007/...
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Videogames like Project 007, not movies, are the future of James Bond
Ian Fleming's iconic secret agent is becoming an increasingly poor fit for movies, but he's perfect for games
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride to those who celebrate! May all your enemies disintegrate and blow away on the howling wind.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 01/06/2026
fellas, it is gay to be attracted to women.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 01/06/2026
whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this
a folded white t shirt, with the richard scarry worm in an apple car
above it, it says, "You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here."
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 28/05/2026
I genuinely think shit like this is why autistic people so commonly have moral OCD. We’re trained to believe that if we comply with absolutely all the rules, people might believe us. In the real world, they still won’t
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global meatsnack portfolio @clinkingtrombone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fantastic @tifofootball.bsky.social episode, I laughed a lot at the end, thank you @joe-devine.bsky.social @fitbathatba.bsky.social @steve-hankey.bsky.social and team
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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
MASSIVE fan of this one:
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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