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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
IMINT #931 from X-37B (ATOMAL) 1. Hyper-Enchilada
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Hyper-Enchilada

Actual coordinates: 48.5552° N, 107.7357° W
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LOL I woke up this morning to find out that Maria bought a cameo from Richard Summers-Calvert (Biddy Blas HIMSELF) to celebrate our wedding as Biddy in Huttenese and he COMMITTED. What a champ!! Biddy Blas confirmed ally.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 11/10/2026
we gave baby monkeys a choice between a wire mother that provided them nourishment or a wire uncle that let them drive his car
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By Luce Bahzi
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sami 🔵 @hellosami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I catalogued over 500 hours of Youtube footage for a website that lets you stare out the window of a train, and also control the weather somehow train.samismith.com
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Erin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top-tier weird little guy on an incantation bowl from Nippur, Iraq, c 500 BCE, in the Penn Museum.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The Hater Building
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Sven Ahlgrimm @svenahlgrimm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ODDADA is finally available on iPad and iPhone! Here's our trailer and a little thread with some background. apps.apple.com/app/oddada/i...
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 05/10/2026
Trump Mobile (754.92 KB) A complete dump (3,615 users) of user information for Trump Mobile, an American mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) founded by by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. ddosecrets.org/article/trum... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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Trump Mobile - Distributed Denial of Secrets
A complete dump (3,615 users) of user information for Trump Mobile, an American mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) founded by by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. Research Trump Mobile's latest…
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clayton @claytondorsey.com · 05/10/2026
aw damn, a few days before my trip! Have any cool pixel art places I should check out in Tokyo? thanks!
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 9
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 04/10/2026
Jeanie
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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clayton @claytondorsey.com · 29/09/2026
what’s the worst that could happen
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional is $5.39 on Steam buff.ly/mDG1HPE
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DA CLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON ENTERING "DA CLINE Z0NE" WHERE EVERTHING GETS MORE EXPENSIVE , TECHNOLOGY GETS LESS USEFUL, THE PHONE RINGS AND A COMPUTER ANSWERS BUT NEVER SENDS YOU TO A PERSON OR A VOICE MAIL, YOUR DOCTER WHICH YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD TYPES YOUR PROBLEM'S INTO CHAT G.P.T, RANDOM ITEM'S SUDDENLY VERY EXPENSIVE, U CAN BARELY AFFORD TO DRIVE, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERY ONE SAYS ACTUALLY DA CONOMY IS DOING GREAT, EVERY THING IS JUST MARGINALLY WORSE AND HARDER TO DO EVERY DAY, THE EARTHS PATTERNS ARE DISRUPTED AND IT HEATS AS YOUR BODY DOES FROM A VIRUS, ATTEMPTING TO SHED WHAT HAS MADE IT SICK , YOU AWAKE SWEATING FROM A DREAM YOU HAVE HAD BEFORE BUT CANNOT REMEMBER, RICH MEN APPEAR ON SCREENS TO TELL US HOW THERE GOING TO PUNISH US IN THE FUTURE, MORE AND MORE, BUT GUESS WHAT ??? IM STILL OUT HERE SMOCKEN FUCKEN WHEED AND KICKEN A$$$$ WITH MY ADD BLOCKER TURNED ALL THE WAY UP AND IM LISTENING TO MP3S I DOWNLOADED IN 1998 "THEY STILL WORK MOTHER FUCKER " AND U CAN STILL PLAY GRANT THEFT SAN ANDREAS NO NEED TO BUY THE NEW ONE , ALMOST FORGOT THE TEXT, FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM IN HERE  , "I WOULDOF PREFERRED AN EMP, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF ALL TECHNOLOGY, INSTEAD OF THE COMPUTER GETTING WORSE YEAR AFTER YEAR, AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT THE WHOLE TIME " REMEMBER EVERYONE HAS A HOME ADDRESS AND A NECK MADE OF SOFT FLESH , AND ALL FLESH MUST DECAY ONE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Saturn can produce an entire army of mind-boggling special effects.
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who wants to see Charles Martinet talk to himself? These animatronic puppets were on display at E3 in 1997 and they're not terrifying at all. Nope. Definitely not. archive.gamehistory.org/item/dd16d0… #Nintendo64 #Nintendo #Wario #Mario #E3
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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clayton @claytondorsey.com · 18/09/2026
today in high quality bug bounty submissions, “your vpn gateways are exposed to the internet” 🥴
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On fire music: Mac DeMarco - Chamber Of Reflection
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Corner Shoe @cornershoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
025 the cowboy & his wound
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clayton @claytondorsey.com · 16/09/2026
this is one of many reasons i’m a patron of noclips and shift f1 🫡💜
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨 CRYPTID SIGHTING 🚨 Spotted at E3 1995. If you see this Rayman, please report him to raymanwatch@raymancontrol.gov
A mascot suit for Rayman, as seen at E3 1995. He is unusually lanky and has permanent pog face and a haunting stare.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...
green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Revoltech Shiteyanyo - Hatsune Miku Series Action Figure Limited Bonus Set up for preorder on Hobby-Genki ($29.54) buff.ly/pXIuTJ2 #ad amiami buff.ly/5fCL4sW
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kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new Kirby character goes hard
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Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/4331110
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
 Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film

The staff and authors of the SCP Foundation Wiki (the real-life writing project behind the SCP Foundation universe and its official home) were not consulted or contacted regarding this film. We have been attempting to contact the filmmakers but haven't yet been successful. To be clear: we have not had any communication with the filmmakers, producers, or distributors for this project, despite our best efforts, and to the best of our knowledge they have not made any efforts to contact us. Furthermore, A24 does not and cannot have any exclusive rights to anything related to the SCP Foundation, including any films that Spooky Pictures or anyone else may choose to create.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey why is no one talking about the licensing situation with this A24/SCP thing? are they releasing it under the same cc-by-sa license every SCP project is required to have? are they betting creative commons won't hold up in court? seems like the kind of question a journalist should look into idk
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SCP Foundation Movie Coming To Theaters In 2027 With A24 Distributing
An SCP Foundation movie is coming to theaters in 2027 via A24. Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Studios announced the project earlier this year.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 09/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Office Even Though It Will Feel Incredible theonion.com/experts-advise-against…
Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Office Even Though It Will Feel Incredible
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when New York wanted to kill all the computers
New York Magazine "First We Kill All The Computers"
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Ricky Mondello @rmondello.com · 08/09/2026
New post on my blog about switching password managers in 2026! It covers: - why your iPhone or iPad, and not your Mac, might be the place to start your switch - the recent controversy in password management and some thoughts on values - and more! rmondello.com/2026/09/07/s...
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Switching Password Managers in 2026
Important Note: Although I work at Apple in the password management and app/website authentication spaces, in this post I am speaking only for myself, personally. There is no “news” in this post or any kind of “inside scoop”. Please do share this post, but if I see “Apple’s Ricky Mondello” anywhere, I’ll be sad. My [...]
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